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Adopting An Abandoned Farm
BY KATE SANBORN
1891
CONTENTS.
CHAPTER I.--FROM GOTHAM TO GOOSEVILLE II.--AUCTIONS III.--BUYING A HORSE IV.--FOR THOSE WHO LOVE PETS V.--STARTING A POULTRY FARM VI.--GHOSTS VII.--DAILY DISTRACTIONS VIII.--THE PROSE OF NEW ENGLAND FARM LIFE IX.--THE PASSING OF THE PEACOCKS X.--LOOKING BACK
An old farm-house with meadows wide, And sweet with clover on each side.
MARION DOUGLASS.
ADOPTING AN ABANDONED FARM.
CHAPTER I.
FROM GOTHAM TO GOOSEVILLE.
I have now come to the farmer's life, with which I am exceedingly delighted, and which seems to me to belong especially to the life of a wise man.
CICERO.
Weary of boarding at seashore and mountain, tired of traveling in search of comfort, hating hotel life, I visited a country friend at Gooseville, Conn. (an assumed name for Foxboro, Mass.), and passed three happy weeks in her peaceful home.
Far away at last from the garish horrors of dress, formal dinners, visits, and drives, the inevitable and demoralizing gossip and scandal; far away from hotel piazzas, with their tedious accompaniments of corpulent dowagers, exclusive or inquisitive, slowly dying from too much food and too little exercise; ennuied spinsters; gushing buds; athletic collegians, cigarettes in mouths and hands in pockets; languid, drawling dudes; old bachelors, fluttering around the fair human flower like September butterflies; fancy work, fancy work, like Penelope's web, never finished; pug dogs of the aged and asthmatic variety. Everything there but MEN--they are wise enough to keep far away.
Before leaving this haven of rest, I heard that the old-fashioned farm-house just opposite was for sale. And, as purchasers of real estate were infrequent at Gooseville, it would be rented for forty dollars a year to any responsible tenant who would "keep it up."
After examining the house from garret to cellar and looking over the fields with a critical eye, I telegraphed to the owner, fearful of losing such a prize, that I would take it for three years. For it captivated me. The cosy "settin'-room," with a "pie closet" and an upper tiny cupboard known as a "rum closet" and its pretty fire place--bricked up, but capable of being rescued from such prosaic "desuetude"; a large sunny dining-room, with a brick oven, an oven suggestive of brown bread and baked beans--yes, the baked beans of my childhood, that adorned the breakfast table on a Sunday morning, cooked with just a little molasses and a square piece of crisp salt pork in center, a dish to tempt a dying anchorite.
There wore two broad landings on the stairs, the lower one just the place for an old clock to tick out its impressive "Forever--Never--Never--Forever" a la Longfellow. Then the long "shed chamber" with a wide swinging door opening to the west, framing a sunset gorgeous enough to inspire a mummy. And the attic, with its possible treasures.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Adopting an Abandoned Farm by Kate Sanborn
- 2: Twenty five acres of arable land
- 3: Next came the excitement of auctions
- 4: Acquainted with the auctioneer
- 5: Attending auctions may be an acquired taste
- 6: And the wise and mighty of Smalltown knew no better
- 7: The Spectator proudly appeared
- 8: You ought to git over to Mason's auction to Milldon
- 9: Investment in Kendall's Spavin Cure
- 10: So held the reins rather loosely for a moment only
- 11: And a critter that any lady can drive
- 12: Are they really so affectionate
- 13: Holland wrote a poem to his dog Blanco
- 14: Of the largest and strongest kind of greyhounds
- 15: Some guessed the hens were just moulting
- 16: The ducks proved abnormal in this respect
- 17: He also kept an incubator going all the time
- 18: Others passed away discouraged by too much lard
- 19: I conclude that I must be classed as a chump
- 20: And a portiere concealed the gloom
- 21: But we are wandering away from your ghosts
- 22: For It was hopping round the bed
- 23: Bedad they had it all to themselves
- 24: And then the harvest of small corn
- 25: So he had to follow the bantam
- 26: Surrounded by his equally pert mates
- 27: Would never lay hand to a plow
- 28: Large and vigorous appeared the bugs
- 29: Rose bugs and wasps appear best when flying
- 30: The language of the poultry magazines
- 31: I could see The red heads in the churry tree
- 32: To the level of those peacocks
- 33: That weigh from six to ten carats apiece
- 34: And the gay peacock with its train refuse
- 35: Something on that Sabbath morning recalled Melchizedec
- 36: But Kizzie was the stronger influence
- 37: Let him keep peacock to himself
- 38: The public was purty generally pleased
- 39: He would work my farm at halves
- 40: Working and worrying over the tater bugs
- 41: Ecstatic privilege of eating onions onions raw
