Produced by Charles Keller and David Widger
BABBITT
By Sinclair Lewis
To Edith Wharton
BABBITT
CHAPTER I
THE towers of Zenith aspired above the morning mist; austere towers of steel and cement and limestone, sturdy as cliffs and delicate as silver rods. They were neither citadels nor churches, but frankly and beautifully office-buildings.
The mist took pity on the fretted structures of earlier generations: the Post Office with its shingle-tortured mansard, the red brick minarets of hulking old houses, factories with stingy and sooted windows, wooden tenements colored like mud. The city was full of such grotesqueries, but the clean towers were thrusting them from the business center, and on the farther hills were shining new houses, homes--they seemed--for laughter and tranquillity.
Over a concrete bridge fled a limousine of long sleek hood and noiseless engine. These people in evening clothes were returning from an all-night rehearsal of a Little Theater play, an artistic adventure considerably illuminated by champagne. Below the bridge curved a railroad, a maze of green and crimson lights. The New York Flyer boomed past, and twenty lines of polished steel leaped into the glare.
In one of the skyscrapers the wires of the Associated Press were closing down. The telegraph operators wearily raised their celluloid eye-shades after a night of talking with Paris and Peking. Through the building crawled the scrubwomen, yawning, their old shoes slapping. The dawn mist spun away. Cues of men with lunch-boxes clumped toward the immensity of new factories, sheets of glass and hollow tile, glittering shops where five thousand men worked beneath one roof, pouring out the honest wares that would be sold up the Euphrates and across the veldt. The whistles rolled out in greeting a chorus cheerful as the April dawn; the song of labor in a city built--it seemed--for giants.
II
There was nothing of the giant in the aspect of the man who was beginning to awaken on the sleeping-porch of a Dutch Colonial house in that residential district of Zenith known as Floral Heights.
His name was George F. Babbitt. He was forty-six years old now, in April, 1920, and he made nothing in particular, neither butter nor shoes nor poetry, but he was nimble in the calling of selling houses for more than people could afford to pay.
His large head was pink, his brown hair thin and dry. His face was babyish in slumber, despite his wrinkles and the red spectacle-dents on the slopes of his nose. He was not fat but he was exceedingly well fed; his cheeks were pads, and the unroughened hand which lay helpless upon the khaki-colored blanket was slightly puffy. He seemed prosperous, extremely married and unromantic; and altogether unromantic appeared this sleeping-porch, which looked on one sizable elm, two respectable grass-plots, a cement driveway, and a corrugated iron garage. Yet Babbitt was again dreaming of the fairy child, a dream more romantic than scarlet pagodas by a silver sea.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Babbitt by Sinclair Lewis
- 2: Where others saw but Georgie Babbitt
- 3: Unused looking hall into the bathroom
- 4: Babbitt was definitely mature
- 5: Extraordinarily uninteresting boots
- 6: Why don't you serve more prunes at breakfast
- 7: Lucile McKelvey can't pull anything on me
- 8: Only it had nothing to do with the Babbitts
- 9: Tinka Katherine still a baby at ten
- 10: He lisped in blueprints for the blueprints came
- 11: When Verona and Ted were gone and Tinka upstairs
- 12: McKelvey as they were last night
- 13: To Sam Doppelbrau with more cordiality than he had intended
- 14: Doppelbrau was disturbingly young for a man of forty eight
- 15: What we need is a business administration
- 16: As the man climbed in Babbitt condescended
- 17: The crammed trolleys unloading
- 18: And the Babbitt Thompson Realty Company
- 19: This was his own version of his first letter Omar Gribble
- 20: Gribble Your letter of the twentieth to hand
- 21: Babbitt disapproved of Laylock
- 22: Tapered off his allowance of cigars
- 23: But always he thought of Paul Riesling
- 24: The realtor must know his city
- 25: And Jake Offutt a gang politician
- 26: Particularly and always Lyte consulted Babbitt
- 27: Lyte came to the conference exultantly
- 28: But to Babbitt every inch was individual and stirring
- 29: I suppose I'll hit a cigar once in a while
- 30: Jovially they whooped back Vergil Gunch
- 31: In delight Babbitt patted Gunch's back
- 32: He was an older brother to Paul Riesling
- 33: And merrily called themselves The Roughnecks
- 34: And Zilla went right on talking about the little chap
- 35: ' In fact you're so earnest about morality
- 36: Babbitt was elephantishly uneasy
- 37: Thrice its novelty made him use it
- 38: About a discount on a Zeeco car for Thompson
- 39: Miss Bannigan looking over her ledger
- 40: And where Babbitt as a boy had aspired to the presidency
- 41: Ted settled down to his Home Study
- 42: That teaches Latin in the High
- 43: PEETauthor of the Shortcut Course in Public Speaking
- 44: Just as if you had a real opponent before you
- 45: Ted had collected fifty or sixty announcements
- 46: Dominating movements like Efficiency
- 47: Babbitt who had made this discord in their spiritual harmony
- 48: He thought moodily of Paul Riesling
- 49: Where Zilla mocked him as a country boy
- 50: Babbitt never read with absorption
- 51: A dulcet and lively song drippety drip drip dribble
- 52: Updike was Zenith's professional bachelor
- 53: The lady threw her cup at the cocaine runner's head
- 54: Zenith's a city with gigantic power gigantic buildings
- 55: Babbitt turned ponderously in bed the last turn
- 56: The Orville Joneses were invited
- 57: Babbitt ordered yesterday by 'phone
- 58: Thrice he saw Healey Hanson saunter through
- 59: Babbitt said he was under foot
- 60: The guests were Howard Littlefield
- 61: But they do say Verg Gunch is a regular yegg
- 62: Take this for instance The King of Bavaria
- 63: Now Gunch delighted them by crying to Mrs
- 64: And Babbitt was stirred to like naughtiness
- 65: Cholmondeley Frink as a neighbor
- 66: And I took a shot at a highbrow ad for the Zeeco
- 67: Even Louetta Swanson did not rouse him
- 68: Frink spoke with gravity Is some one there
- 69: Suppose Chum Frink was really one of these spiritualists
- 70: The Zeeco is a mighty good buy
- 71: Didn't Matilda fry it beautifully
- 72: In which Paul and Zilla Riesling had a flat
- 73: Babbitt was maternal and fussy
- 74: If Zilla was a snake locked fury
- 75: But even Paul lightened when Willis Ijams
- 76: Babbitt was immensely conscious
- 77: Just drive me over to the Rippleton
- 78: The Birchdale is a first class hotel
- 79: The man in the velour hat grunted
- 80: Jever hear the one about Babbitt was expansive and virile
- 81: While Babbitt watched him anxiously he snapped
- 82: A vulgarism forbidden in the Babbitt home
- 83: Babbitt whistling while Paul hummed
- 84: Babbitt remarked to complete strangers
- 85: You couldn't hire me to join the Tonawanda
- 86: Rountree was chairman of the convention program committee
- 87: He thought aloud Jever stop to consider
- 88: Babbitt was stirred to hysteric patriotism
- 89: Filled the bowl in the private washroom
- 90: The leader of the Galop de Vache delegation was a large
- 91: Orators were announcing that Galop de Vache
- 92: Sassburger and he had met two days before
- 93: Babbitt and Rogers followed the Sassburgers to their room
- 94: Said the old Obadiah to the young Obadiah
- 95: Babbitt tried to dance with her
- 96: Prout represented honest industry
- 97: A new appreciation of Babbitt filled all of them
- 98: Babbitt made the principal talk
- 99: And maybe cusses the carburetor
- 100: New York also has its thousands of Real Folks
- 101: And give proper credit to the famous Zenith spirit
- 102: Sixth in the giant realm of motors and automobiles
- 103: But at this tribute from Gunch
- 104: McKelvey had been the hero of the Class of '96
- 105: Babbitt said casually to McKelvey
- 106: IIIThe Babbitts invited the McKelveys to dinner
- 107: Charles McKelvey to Sir Gerald Doak
- 108: To have to think about the Overbrooks
- 109: The Overbrook house was depressing
- 110: But as they never saw the Overbrooks
- 111: John Jennison Drew was unusually eloquent
- 112: Before William Washington Eathorne he was reverent
- 113: You can just tell old Sheldy anything
- 114: Ridgway write you a prescription
- 115: This tray eliminates all noise
- 116: And politely did Eathorne observe
- 117: I want to propose two stunts First
- 118: Babbitt finally gathered that Eathorne was willing
- 119: Babbitt he was a William Washington Eathorne
- 120: Surely Eathorne would not refuse his own pastor
- 121: Gruensberg of the Gruensberg Leather Company
- 122: Babbitt gave him a motor cycle
- 123: Howard Littlefield lumbered in
- 124: It gets me how Rone and that fellow can be so poky
- 125: Or Goo goo will jaw your head off
- 126: I think this little baby's a bum
- 127: The dishonest one was Stanley Graff
- 128: Miss McGoun dashed in to whisper
- 129: Graff leaned against the filing cabinet
- 130: Are you going to marry young Rone
- 131: Babbitt and Ted gravely considered colleges
- 132: The melancholy stranger was Sir Gerald Doak
- 133: It was after the third drink that Sir Gerald proclaimed
- 134: Ran around with Sir Gerald Doak a lot
- 135: Smiling with a fondness sickening to Babbitt
- 136: I never said you looked like a sneak thief
- 137: It just makes Zilla still crankier
- 138: If for public appearances Zilla was over coiffed
- 139: And Ben Berkey the photo engraver
- 140: Gunch did not lump the speeches
- 141: To a rustle of excitement President Gunch proclaimed
- 142: Have you heard about poor Riesling
- 143: I'm glad Zilla got what was coming to her
- 144: But you see we both want to do our best for Riesling
- 145: Babbitt thought by Vachel Lindsay
- 146: He accepted Frink with vast apathy
- 147: But he was annoyed by Sidney Finkelstein
- 148: Babbitt had never quite approved of Louetta
- 149: You know what a rotten dancer I am
- 150: Babbitt wondered afterward if she was made up
- 151: I bet you play the piano like a wiz
- 152: He went to the Pompeian for his fortnightly hair trim
- 153: Babbitt's best thrill was in the shampoo
- 154: I guess I'll have a manicure after all
- 155: My papa's papa was a nobleman in Poland
- 156: With a renewed thrill he thought of a taxicab
- 157: And from the standpoint of Miss Ida Putiak
- 158: Tinka sat beside him in the car
- 159: Then Babbitt answered pleadingly
- 160: He persistently kept behind Babbitt
- 161: It looked religious to Babbitt
- 162: Babbitt was enormously shy and proud and self conscious
- 163: He was sorry for Zilla Riesling
- 164: It was very much the old Zilla
- 165: Most conservative men in the world like Lord Wycombe
- 166: And striking truck drivers inquired tenderly
- 167: Velvet upholstered pew was Chum Frink
- 168: The militiamen tore away the posters
- 169: Vergil Gunch intimidatingly said nothing
- 170: Suppose Verg Gunch saw me going in there
- 171: The voice of Tanis Judique was clear and pleasant
- 172: Guess I'd better telephone the plumbers
- 173: They agreed that prohibition was prohibitive
- 174: I can't have you getting pickled
- 175: You'll find an ash tray in my bedroom
- 176: At the delicatessen he bought preposterous stores of food
- 177: Though Vergil Gunch was silent
- 178: He was filled with exultant visions of Tanis
- 179: Thus Miss Sonntag talked all the way down to Healey Hanson's
- 180: He began to rejoice that Carrie Nork and Pete
- 181: The Doppelbraus were respectable people
- 182: And Louetta dropped her head on his shoulder
- 183: Afterward Babbitt was not angry
- 184: All through the meal Gunch watched them
- 185: That evening Babbitt dined alone
- 186: Yet seeing Tanis and the Bunch with frequency
- 187: We must try to keep down expenses this year
- 188: Not able to tote one highball without calling for the St
- 189: You never used to speak to me in this cranky way
- 190: Opal Emerson Mudge fell somewhat short of a prophetic aspect
- 191: Babbitt forced it Did you enjoy Mrs
- 192: He had some satisfaction in taking it out on Tanis Judique
- 193: And since Lyte was one of his best clients
- 194: And Minnie told me Carrie had told her
- 195: I won't have you speaking to me in that huffy way
- 196: With nothing settled and everything horribly settled
- 197: But the disaffected Babbitt grumbled
- 198: But Gunch ignored it and crossed the street
- 199: Eathorne looked at him deliberately
- 200: Then he heard that Miss McGoun had
- 201: Ice armored woman who looked like Tanis
- 202: How objectionable was Sheldon Smeeth
- 203: Babbitt the doctor said with amiable belligerence
- 204: Babbitt sputtered with anxiety
- 205: Babbitt galloped desperately up stairs
- 206: She'll be out from under the anesthetic soon
- 207: One noon Vergil Gunch suggested
- 208: Reluctantly remaining in Zenith
- 209: Forgivingly patted Babbitt on the shoulder
- 210: President Ijams continued That
- 211: He wanted to tell the Traction group what he thought of them
- 212: Theodore Roosevelt Eunice Littlefield Babbitt
- 213: Well Babbitt crossed the floor
