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A BOOK OF SCOUNDRELS
By Charles Whibley
To the Greeks FOOLISHNESS
I desire to thank the Proprietors of the 'National Observer,' the 'New Review,' the 'Pall Mall Gazette,' and 'Macmillan's Magazine,' for courteous permission to reprint certain chapters of this book.
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
CAPTAIN HIND
MOLL CUTPURSE AND JONATHAN WILD I. MOLL CUTPURSE II. JONATHAN WILD III. A PARALLEL
RALPH BRISCOE
GILDEROY AND SIXTEEN-STRING JACK I. GILDEROY II. SIXTEEN-STRING JACK III. A PARALLEL
THOMAS PURENEY
SHEPPARD AND CARTOUCHE I. JACK SHEPPARD II. LOUIS-DOMINIQUE CARTOUCHE III. A PARALLEL
VAUX
GEORGE BARRINGTON
THE SWITCHER AND GENTLEMAN HARRY I. THE SWITCHER II. GENTLEMAN HARRY III. A PARALLEL
DEACON BRODIE AND CHARLES PEACE I. DEACON BRODIE II. CHARLES PEACE III. A PARALLEL
THE MAN IN THE GREY SUIT
MONSIEUR L'ABBE
INTRODUCTION
There are other manifestations of greatness than to relieve suffering or to wreck an empire. Julius Caesar and John Howard are not the only heroes who have smiled upon the world. In the supreme adaptation of means to an end there is a constant nobility, for neither ambition nor virtue is the essential of a perfect action. How shall you contemplate with indifference the career of an artist whom genius or good guidance has compelled to exercise his peculiar skill, to indulge his finer aptitudes? A masterly theft rises in its claim to respect high above the reprobation of the moralist. The scoundrel, when once justice is quit of him, has a right to be appraised by his actions, not by their effect; and he dies secure in the knowledge that he is commonly more distinguished, if he be less loved, than his virtuous contemporaries.
While murder is wellnigh as old as life, property and the pocket invented theft, late-born among the arts. It was not until avarice had devised many a cunning trick for the protection of wealth, until civilisation had multiplied the forms of portable property, that thieving became a liberal and an elegant profession. True, in pastoral society, the lawless man was eager to lift cattle, to break down the barrier between robbery and warfare. But the contrast is as sharp between the savagery of the ancient reiver and the polished performance of Captain Hind as between the daub of the pavement and the perfection of Velasquez.
So long as the Gothic spirit governed Europe, expressing itself in useless ornament and wanton brutality, the more delicate crafts had no hope of exercise. Even the adventurer
Table of contents (by pages)
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- 2: 'The Lacedaemonians were the only people
- 3: He speedily met the death his vulgarity merited
- 4: 'As Maclaine was a coward and no thief
- 5: Their journey from Newgate to Tyburn was a triumph
- 6: The sole monarch of housebreakers was Charles Peace
- 7: But in Paris crime is too often passionel
- 8: He arrived at Tyburn insolently drunk
- 9: For though Turpin tramped to York at a journeyman's leisure
- 10: Whereupon Turpin whispered the keeper
- 11: Which are the essence of thievery
- 12: He distributed approval and censure with impartial hand
- 13: He committed the greater sin and ran no risk
- 14: But with years the Newgate Calendar also declined
- 15: He was no pedant Jemmy Catnach
- 16: Allen was overjoyed at his novice's prowess
- 17: And thereupon overtaking the usurer
- 18: And rebuked the blasphemy of the Regicides
- 19: But many a Cavalier turned highwayman
- 20: His hatred of the thief catcher
- 21: Moll would escape to the Bear Garden
- 22: Turning herself from cly filer to fence
- 23: For Moll never deserted a comrade
- 24: For Moll always frowned upon violence
- 25: Her voice and speech were suited to the galligaskin
- 26: Moll herself was laden with years
- 27: Jonathan picked his opponent's pocket
- 28: Since his fortune was drawn from Newgate
- 29: It was Jonathan that made Blueskin a thief
- 30: Jonathan Wild would still have been surnamed 'The Great
- 31: Already Blueskin had done his worst with a pen knife
- 32: And gently nurtured in the distant village of Kensington
- 33: His acquaintance with Moll Cutpurse
- 34: Briscoe insisted upon a division of labour
- 35: Moll herself had fallen upon evil times
- 36: Made him a veritable emperor of crime
- 37: But Gilderoy must still be thieving
- 38: Gilderoy resolved upon another enterprise
- 39: Gilderoy was no drawing room scoundrel
- 40: That I had received the watch from Rann
- 41: In his blue satin waistcoat laced with silver
- 42: And it was no more than eighteenpence
- 43: If Gilderoy was unsurpassed in brutality
- 44: Gilderoy burnt houses and ravished women
- 45: ' The exhortation was not lost upon Pureney
- 46: Until Parson Pureney became a byword
- 47: Pureney with a pair of white gloves
- 48: In his anxiety he must tarry tarry
- 49: And Sheppard stood unattended in the Old Bailey
- 50: Louis Dominique Cartouche was the most generously endowed
- 51: When Cartouche was the terror of Paris
- 52: Savard recognised him for a friend
- 53: Cartouche set little store by such patronage
- 54: If Cartouche was a sorry bungler at prison breaking
- 55: Cartouche has a sheaf of works
- 56: That Vaux might have got clean away
- 57: The Belvidera to his own Jaffier
- 58: He would visit Ranelagh with the most distinguished
- 59: As became the Constable of Paramatta
- 60: For spurning the thievish practice he knew so well
- 61: Hitherto Haggart had worked by stealth
- 62: A stone slung in a handkerchief sent Morrin
- 63: His materials were simplicity itself his forks
- 64: And Harry Simms abandoned the needle
- 65: And before long Simms was astride his horse again
- 66: In his eyes a fuddled rake was always fair game
- 67: For all his brandy Simms slept but uneasily
- 68: The Switcher always worked by day
- 69: Haggart was not only the better craftsman
- 70: Whereupon Ainslie was seized with fright
- 71: With cowards craven as Brown and Ainslie
- 72: Again his dandyism supported him
- 73: His gentle manners won the respect of all Peckham
- 74: His pony trap had carried the booty to Evelina Road
- 75: And even after his last failure at Blackheath
- 76: Brodie was the prettier gentleman
- 77: THE MAN IN THE GREY SUIT THE Abbe Bruneau
- 78: And while his conduct at Laval was unimpeachable
- 79: Grimly hinting that Fricot would not come back
- 80: The Chateau de Presles was built for his reception
