Produced by Al Haines
A DOMINIE IN DOUBT
BY
A. S. NEILL, M.A.
BY THE SAME AUTHOR
A DOMINIE'S LOG A DOMINIE DISMISSED THE BOOMING OF BUNKIE
HERBERT JENKINS LIMITED
3 YORK STREET ST. JAMES'S
LONDON S.W.1
MCMXXI
DEDICATION.
To Homer Lane, whose first lecture convinced me that I knew nothing about education. I owe much to him, but I hasten to warn educationists that they must not hold him responsible for the views given in these pages. I never understood him fully enough to expound his wonderful educational theories.
A. S. N.
FORFAR, AUGUST 12, 1920.
A DOMINIE IN DOUBT
I.
"Just give me your candid opinion of _A Dominie's_ Log; I'd like to hear it."
Macdonald looked up from digging into the bowl of his pipe with a dilapidated penknife. He is now head-master of Tarbonny Public School, a school I know well, for I taught in it for two years as an ex-pupil teacher.
Six days ago he wrote asking me to come and spend a holiday with him, so I hastily packed my bag and made for Euston.
This evening had been a sort of complimentary dinner in my honour, the guests being neighbouring dominies and their wives, none of whom I knew. We had talked of the war, of rising prices, and a thousand other things. Suddenly someone mentioned education, and of course my unfortunate _Log_ had come under discussion.
I had been anxious to continue my discussion with a Mrs. Brown on the subject of the relative laying values of Minorcas and Buff Orpingtons, but I had been dragged to the miserable business in spite of myself.
Now they were all gone, and Macdonald had returned to the charge.
"It's hardly a fair question," said Mrs. Macdonald, "to ask an author what he thinks of his own book. No man can judge his own work, any more than a mother can judge her own child."
"That's true!" I said. "A man can't judge his own behaviour, and writing a book is an element of behaviour. Besides, there is a better reason why a writer cannot judge his own work," I added.
"Because he never reads it?" queried Macdonald with a grin.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Dominie in Doubt by Alexander Sutherland Neill
- 2: Macdonald appeared to be digesting my remark
- 3: Macdonald dropped her embroidery into her lap
- 4: I overheard Duncan say to Macdonald
- 5: Dauvit looked up from the boot he was repairing
- 6: Says he 'Cud we no pay a veesit to Dave Broonlee
- 7: Brownlee has gone out to lunch
- 8: These swagger corduroys I'm wearing
- 9: But you whack him for a different reason
- 10: Duncan and McTaggart the minister were in to night
- 11: Not long ago I entered a Montessori school
- 12: I felt a vague anger against Dauvit
- 13: Mac smoked for a long time in silence
- 14: Not a sound came from the schoolroom
- 15: Jim Inglis threw his pencil at Peter Mackie
- 16: The majority seemed to agree with Findlay
- 17: Meg Caddam is really condemning herself
- 18: But the Tarby Observer goes one better when it says Mr
- 19: The squire laughed boisterously
- 20: I enclose a cheque for five quid
- 21: He can never remember the name Begonia
- 22: So mother told me I'd better take a gamp
- 23: Dauvit looked at him thoughtfully
- 24: And does the cheese wander frae yer stammick up to yer heid
- 25: The Crank School holds up an ideal
- 26: And I evoked laughter and derision
- 27: But I never heard tell o' a blue bike afore
- 28: I admit that we are all more or less homosexual
- 29: 'cause if we don't the mester gies us the strap
- 30: And Willie Broon cocked his head proudly
- 31: Six of them wanted to be ploughmen like their fathers
- 32: And at three o'clock Geordie came over to the schoolhouse
- 33: Geordie was picturing the end of the fight
- 34: Here Geordie entered the kitchen
- 35: They are named after Orpington in Kent
- 36: A junior inspector is a nobody
- 37: I like the Theosophist schools
- 38: When Mary had gone Dauvit turned to me with a queer smile
- 39: Dauvit took some time to reply
- 40: It may be that Dauvit has a strong mother complex
- 41: Delinquency is merely displaced social conduct
- 42: Jabez will break something else
- 43: Dauvit would no doubt react in the same way
- 44: Christo wouldn't lend him any rails
- 45: They took away the desk and Wolodia came in
- 46: And Dauvit went to the funeral
- 47: Ernest Jones' Psycho analysis
- 48: Mental Conflicts and Misconduct
- 49: In childhood phantasy is supreme
- 50: Cinema going is a regression to the infantile
- 51: Dauvit winked to me surreptitiously
- 52: Why should Mac refuse five pounds with anger
- 53: The sideroads are all leading forward
- 54: Her cue was the sound of a stage kiss
- 55: I have a strong Montessori complex
- 56: Nor does the Montessori teacher
- 57: I must write down a wise saying that came from Dauvit
- 58: The method as evolved by Freud is simple
- 59: A cheese and tripe supper will cause queer dreams
- 60: Sex instruction should be psychological
- 61: Teachers can tackle the sex problem negatively
- 62: And the neurotic was a strange creature to them
- 63: An undertakker canna be an elder
- 64: ' Auld Jeemie he scarted his heid
- 65: Then if we can criticise the staff here goes
- 66: Progress will never bring better scones
- 67: And he and the dominie discuss the weather and Lloyd George
- 68: He is a specialist in education
- 69: It is the psychology of much crime
- 70: Analysing the behaviour of the child
- 71: The caddie stared at him open mouthed
- 72: One is called an extrovert Latin
- 73: Mac and I were talking about education to night
- 74: Isn't Shakespeare better for him than tripe
- 75: The grund up in the kirkyaird is the best grund in Scotland
- 76: Said Dauvit without looking up
- 77: The old porter was again tying his lace
- 78: Scots reek means smoke hurrah
- 79: If he is incorrigible he is sent to a reformatory
- 80: Amersfoort is a beautiful old town
- 81: I reached Laren after many narrow escapes
- 82: From Amersfoort I went to Amsterdam
- 83: And swore at me all the way to Amersfoort
- 84: And you concluded that she was Dvoracek
- 85: We left the Maas station at one o'clock
- 86: The fiddler wasn't the stowaway at all
- 87: Just as sweet as any English kiddies
- 88: Mary Pickford is a sweet little woman
- 89: The result was The Booming of Bunkie
- 90: Without a language you could have humour
- 91: Perhaps he has studied Montessori
- 92: Now O'Neill's school was not untidy
- 93: Silent man is likewise a masochist
- 94: All that was wrong with him was that he was regressing
- 95: And the chained libido reverts to savagery also
- 96: Then we must have at least one typewriter
- 97: But why shouldn't a teacher be daft
