A DIPLOMATIC ADVENTURE
BY
S. WEIR MITCHELL, M.D., LL.D.
NEW YORK
THE CENTURY CO.
1906
Copyright, 1906, by
THE CENTURY CO.
_Published April, 1906_
THE DE VINNE PRESS
[Illustration: "She was in an agony of alarm."]
A DIPLOMATIC ADVENTURE
I
No man has ever been able to write the history of the greater years of a nation so as to include the minor incidents of interest. They pass unnoted, although in some cases they may have had values influential in determining the course of events. It chanced that I myself was an actor in one of these lesser incidents, when second secretary to our legation in France, during the summer of 1862. I may possibly overestimate the ultimate importance of my adventure, for Mr. Adams, our minister of the court of St. James, seems to have failed to record it, or, at least, there is no allusion to it in his biography. In the perplexing tangle of the diplomacy of the darker days of our civil war, many strange stories must have passed unrecorded, but surely none of those remembered and written were more singular than the occurrences which disturbed the quiet of my uneventful official life in the autumn of 1862.
At this time I had been in the legation two years, and was comfortably lodged in pleasant apartments in the Rue Rivoli.
Somewhere about the beginning of July I had occasion to engage a new servant, and of this it becomes needful to speak because the man I took chanced to play a part in the little drama which at last involved many more important people.
I had dismissed a stout Alsatian because of my certainty that, like his predecessor, he was a spy in the employ of the imperial police. There was little for him to learn; but to feel that I was watched, and, once, that my desk had been searched, was disagreeable. This time I meant to be on safer ground, and was inquiring for a suitable servant when a lean, alert little man presented himself with a good record as a valet in England and France. He was very neat and had a humorous look which caught my fancy. His name was Alphonse Duret. We agreed easily as to wages and that he was to act as valet, take care of my salon, and serve as footman at need. Yes, he could come at once. Upon this I said:
"A word more and I engage you." And then, sure that his reply would be a confident negative, "Are you not a spy in the service of the police?" To my amused surprise he said:
"Yes, but will monsieur permit me to explain?"
"Certainly."
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Diplomatic Adventure by S. Weir Mitchell
- 2: If monsieur has absinthe about
- 3: Alphonse laid the letters on my table
- 4: I told Alphonse to keep the carriage
- 5: She took out her purse and said
- 6: So it seemed did the cabriolet
- 7: A half napoleon will more than pay
- 8: On my return home I found Alphonse
- 9: I joined Alphonse in his search
- 10: Count le Moyne has rather imprudent friends
- 11: 'does monsieur the colonel wish to insult me
- 12: There will be the usual farce of a sword duel
- 13: I suppose he may pass for Athos
- 14: Tell monsieur of our little arrangement
- 15: But Porthos I want you to see Porthos
- 16: I have called in person solely to apologize for my blunder
- 17: What about Porthos and that little red weasel Aramis
- 18: Aramis went on 'When I assured M
- 19: He kept Porthos and Aramis and
- 20: But Porthos was as inexorable as his namesake
- 21: With this he went away and Alphonse returned
- 22: I accepted one card for Merton
- 23: She let fall her black domino saying
- 24: If Merton had said that she was weakening
- 25: She was afraid to carry the papers to the legation
- 26: Her old American nurse has charge of the chalet
- 27: The unburned corner of the envelop fooled the man
- 28: For her sake we must avoid violence
- 29: I had asked Merton to breakfast
- 30: Le Capitaine knows that a man must live
- 31: Alphonse listened with the joy of an expert
- 32: A little glass of absinthe only one
- 33: Alphonse slipped aside into the forest
- 34: Keeping my hand on the package
- 35: Some of the papers were original letters
- 36: At last our chief said You have never seen these papers
- 37: I have arranged to satisfy a gentleman named Porthos
- 38: He was clearly no match for Porthos
- 39: I hurried Merton away to an inn
- 40: Merton said I am entirely at your service
- 41: Colonel Merton and I were the burglars
- 42: My cousin is to this day known as Porthos
