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A Drake By George!
By
John Trevena
New York
Alfred A Knopf
MCMXVI
CONTENTS
CHAPTER
I. SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAMILY II. EXHIBITION DAY AT WINDWARD HOUSE III. THE CAPTAIN MAKES HISTORY IV. CHANGES IN THE ESTABLISHMENT V. GEORGE TACKLES THE LABOUR PROBLEM VI. HONOURABLE INTENTIONS VII. SCANDAL AND EXPOSURE VIII. A TANGLED INHERITANCE IX. A SUBTLE SINNER'S SUCCESS X. THE FIRST PERSON SINGULAR PARAMOUNT XI. SOME LEADING INCIDENTS XII. A SPLENDID BARGAIN XIII. WASPS AND OTHER WORRIES XIV. THE GRABBERS XV. A NEW HOUSE AND THE SAME OLD FURNITURE XVI. GEORGE TAKES CONTROL XVII. PLOUGHING THE GROUND XVIII. SOWING THE SEED XIX. REAPING THE HARVEST XX. THE GLEANERS
CHAPTER I
SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAMILY
Rumour, introducing the newcomer as a celebrity, began to fly about immediately Captain Drake appeared upon the scene and distinguished himself not only by blocking the single narrow street of Highfield with a presence weighing two hundred and fifty pounds, but by addressing passing men, women, and children in a voice which sounded from the church at the top of the hill to the post office at the bottom; top, middle, and bottom being comparative terms when applied to the great hills of Highfield. Rumour provoked excitement when it suggested legal influences were at work about a couple of old semi-detached cottages belonging to an absentee landlord. The man who found it necessary, on account of his bulk and stentorian voice, to acquire two cottages would have plenty of money; and wealth was much the shortest cut to fame that Highfield knew of. Rumour passed into a condition almost hysterical when builders arrived, demolished the two old cottages, erected a gabled villa of suburban type, and set up against the street a massive noticeboard, which looked as if it had been designed for some important railway station; but instead of yielding such information as "Mazeworthy Junction. Change for the Asylum," it bore the inscription, "Windward House. Captain Francis Drake, Master."
Finally, three vanloads of furniture were dragged up the hill, and the family arrived to take possession of the parish; for it became at once evident that Captain Drake regarded himself as "old man" of the place, the vicar as his sky pilot, and the male inhabitants as crushers, jollies, flatfeet, and shellbacks, all of whom were amenable to his discipline.
In any case the Captain was respected by everybody, whether they had the privilege of knowing him or not--he was one of those men who had to be known thoroughly and at once--when those vanloads of furniture drew up alongside Windward House. Such fumed oak had never been seen before in Highfield. There were vases from China, ivory images from India, living trees of the forest in flower-pots from Japan, with curiosities from all corners of the earth. There was also a large cage full of cats, another cage of monkeys, yet another of parrots, and a giant tortoise, its carapace completely covered with newspaper cuttings relating to the numerous voyages of the old sailor who, in hours of leisure, had committed to the Press columns of adventures wherein fiction was once more proved to be far more interesting and instructive than truth. Birds and beasts are not usually classed as furniture, but they were announced as such in "the inventory of my possessions" duly posted upon the noticeboard by the worthy Captain whose capacity for self-advertisement was much too great for a little country parish.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Drake by George! by John Trevena
- 2: Scattering lather upon pictures
- 3: His tyranny was quite a good thing for Highfield
- 4: Kezia had belonged to the Church of England ever since
- 5: Drake just fitted when nobody flustered her
- 6: Having formerly covered a floor in the Yildiz Palace
- 7: Boasting is painful to any member of the Drake family
- 8: Muttered the Dumpy Philosopher
- 9: Was given me by an Egyptian fellah
- 10: Remarked the Dumpy Philosopher
- 11: This snuffbox is a genuinely romantic antique
- 12: Sold the coat and Star to a pedlar
- 13: If you will add sixty ships to twelve dockyards
- 14: Determined to reach that sycamore somehow
- 15: Apart from the funeral of Amelia Drake
- 16: Which was unquestionably Highfield Manor
- 17: As the writer was dealing with the parish of Highfield only
- 18: Drake objected to this sentence
- 19: While the Dismal Gibcat purchased the other
- 20: The Dismal Gibcat replied that
- 21: The Dismal Gibcat replied that
- 22: Sometimes he sneered at the Dismal Gibcat
- 23: Kezia ses Miss Yard's coming here
- 24: Drake to use her smelling salts
- 25: Drake had bestowed upon Bessie
- 26: She took a sheet of notepaper upon her own account
- 27: Then he pointed to the mantelpiece and continued
- 28: And now an old man named Brock has taken it
- 29: We'll go on Friday that's a bargain
- 30: She takes an ornament from the mantelpiece
- 31: I gave him a sovereign for the Andaman Islanders
- 32: Really I don't care for whisky
- 33: But Kezia restrained her with kindly hands
- 34: You heard Kezia say she was a regular bad girl
- 35: For that moment Kezia announced Sidney
- 36: Drake and Kezia had passed out of the garden
- 37: I am so afraid aunt may give away the vases
- 38: The Dismal Gibcat drew the line at well dressed women
- 39: Observed the Dumpy Philosopher
- 40: Nellie waited for choir practice
- 41: Considering what she's done vor me
- 42: I'm sorry you ever came to Highfield
- 43: So far the programme was well ahead of time
- 44: It was his intention to make Highfield Station a terminus
- 45: Continued Kezia in the voice of doom
- 46: She ordered him to depart from Highfield
- 47: For the postmistress appeared from behind the rhododendrons
- 48: Everybody mixes up George and Percy
- 49: Aunt Sophy won't leave Highfield
- 50: This box is the property of Kezia
- 51: Said Kezia with unnecessary irony
- 52: The most respected man in Highfield
- 53: I ha' no craving vor gigantic tor toyses
- 54: While he can settle with Kezia and Bessie
- 55: Percy Taverner might very likely benefit
- 56: There's nothing unscrupulous in that
- 57: I value the Ikon at ten shillings
- 58: Crampy is a great friend of mine
- 59: Crampy had a nervous manner and spoke somewhat indistinctly
- 60: Crampy with the utmost reverence
- 61: When the cheque for the furniture arrived
- 62: I think he might wait until Miss Sophy is dead
- 63: In the parish of Highfield and county of Devon
- 64: And every woman must carry an umbrella
- 65: And that's chocolate melted down
- 66: When George entered the parlour
- 67: For Nellie had taken possession of that
- 68: Drake had not yet subscribed to this form of agreement
- 69: The man tried to bribe me to leave you
- 70: Tell Nellie to find my cheque book
- 71: That tomatoes were worth crying about anyhow
- 72: I'm sure you wouldn't leave Highfield unless you had to
- 73: When Percy claims the furniture
- 74: Cloam is wonderful cheap just now
- 75: Had valued the vases at a thousand pounds
- 76: Where Kezia and Bessie were discussing the incident
- 77: Whispered the Dumpy Philosopher to his friends
- 78: Crampy flung me a line telling me about your masterpieces
- 79: I suppose Crampy himself is safe
- 80: Nestling down to his cheque book
- 81: Did a gentleman called Jenkins send you
- 82: And despatched the telegram to Crampy
- 83: We have nought to do wi' Highfield volk
- 84: The unselfishness of our Nellie
- 85: I'll give ye ten shillings vor it
- 86: And at once inquired Has Jenkins been down
- 87: A little yellow dandelion on a hill
- 88: Taverner grow tomatoes in Tasmania
- 89: Robert ses his father wur bit by a viper
- 90: And if it warn't vor the look of such things
- 91: Bessie put poison into the teapot
- 92: And when Kezia went to answer it
- 93: Kezia distrusted this communication
- 94: That's what my dear missus said
- 95: Kezia began to mutter about Sidney Brock
- 96: Drake left a like paper for Miss Yard
- 97: Observed the Dismal Gibcat bitterly
- 98: Was not at all required in Highfield parish
- 99: But if you want to see the passbook I will fetch it
- 100: You also forgot your pocketbook
- 101: A gentleman called Crampy told me
- 102: Percy is so wonderfully unselfish
- 103: Murmuring to herself Kezia goes with us
- 104: Drake said Miss Sophy wur to die here
- 105: I ought to get thirty pounds vor it
- 106: Directly the train stopped I saw Sidney
- 107: Are the Mudges to have anything
- 108: Has he called for a subscription
- 109: Send her off with Kezia at once
- 110: The Dismal Gibcat preferred to be in a minority of one
- 111: Drake left all your furniture to Kezia
- 112: As it appeared to her Kezia was dismantling the place
- 113: Kezia had been prevented from leaking
- 114: And Kezia sniffed beside the window
- 115: I mean you can't believe a word that Highfield says
- 116: Or you'll spoil the unselfishness
- 117: Until he heard Dyer singing as he scoured the oven
- 118: Told me volks planted it in their gardens
- 119: I got a big order vor cakes this morning
- 120: Kezia won't neither sell nor share
- 121: When Kezia goes to the funeral
- 122: Bessie gulped and Robert whistled
- 123: I fancy she meant to leave half to Kezia and half to me
- 124: I wouldn't use mine vor such a purpose
- 125: You could buy a bit of land vor this
- 126: He wants to get 'em out of Highfield House vor certain
- 127: I'll make Robert ask 'en vor a rise
- 128: And ascertained from a porter who had relations in Highfield
- 129: You won't get the chance to congratulate Nellie
- 130: Which included a propitiatory offering of doughnuts
- 131: She would approach the farm among the bogs
- 132: Nellie stood upon the trackway shivering
- 133: The people in Highfield made the mystery
- 134: Is grubbing in the bogs down here
- 135: While Teenie is simply goggling
- 136: Why Nellie had returned to Highfield George
- 137: A young gentleman known here as Sidney Brock did write to me
- 138: He could not show his face either in Highfield or Drivelford
- 139: Matilda appeared quite satisfied
- 140: Matilda was a poor mathematician
- 141: So he decided to take Matilda with him
- 142: Nor did they meet in Highfield
- 143: But he wur talking childish day by day
- 144: Vor what be everybody's business ain't nobody's business
- 145: The Wallower in Wealth had nothing more to say
