[Illustration: Mrs. Bundle (see p. 3).]
A FLAT IRON FOR A FARTHING
or
Some Passages in the Life of an only Son
by
Juliana Horatia Ewing
Illustrated by
M. V. Wheelhouse
George Bell & Sons
London
1908.
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Dedicated
TO MY DEAR FATHER,
AND TO HIS SISTER, MY DEAR AUNT MARY,
IN MEMORY OF
THEIR GOOD FRIEND AND NURSE,
E. B.
OBIT 3 MARCH, 1872, AET. 83.
J. H. E.
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PREFACE
An apology is a sorry Preface to any book, however insignificant, and yet I am anxious to apologise for the title of this little tale. The story grew after the title had been (hastily) given, and so many other incidents gathered round the incident of the purchase of the flat iron as to make it no longer important enough to appear upon the title page. It would, however, be dishonest to change the name of a tale which is reprinted from a Magazine; and I can only apologise for an appearance of affectation in it which was not intended.
As the Dedication may seem to suggest that the character of Mrs. Bundle is a portrait, I may be allowed to say that, except in faithfulness, and tenderness, and high principle, she bears no likeness to my father's dear old nurse.
It may interest some of my child readers to know that the steep street and the farthing wares are real remembrances out of my own childhood. Though whether in these days of "advanced prices," the flat irons, the gridirons with the three fish upon them, and all those other valuable accessories to doll's housekeeping, which I once delighted to purchase, can still be obtained for a farthing each, I have lived too long out of the world of toys to be able to tell.
J. H. E.
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CONTENTS
CHAP.
I. MOTHERLESS
II. "THE LOOK"--RUBENS--MRS. BUNDLE AGAIN
III. THE DARK LADY--TROUBLE IMPENDING--BEAUTIFUL, GOLDEN MAMMA
IV. AUNT MARIA--THE ENEMY ROUTED--LONDON TOWN
V. MY COUSINS--MISS BLOMFIELD--THE BOY IN BLACK
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Flat Iron for a Farthing by Ewing
- 2: The death of rubens polly's news last timesxxvi
- 3: Or because the part played by the flat iron
- 4: Cadman from the village was of the party
- 5: Saying mamma wanted to kiss me
- 6: Cadman carried on in my hearing
- 7: Bundle now My dear little son
- 8: Nurse Bundle was still with me
- 9: The lank lawyer wagged my hand of a morning
- 10: If I had only had my childish memory to trust to
- 11: And partly because I carried Rubens in my arms
- 12: And Uncle Ascott came with her
- 13: Rubens took into his head a fancy for lying upon it
- 14: And go dancing and fiddling into the Farnham streets
- 15: Despite fresh tales of Dick Turpin
- 16: Rubens himself waggled up to my pillow
- 17: Miss Blomfield was very kind to me
- 18: And Miss Blomfield corrugated her eyebrows
- 19: And that some bites end in hydrophobia
- 20: And chased each other and Rubens
- 21: And I was sent back to my wheelbarrow
- 22: I let the cinder parcel fall on to his beaver
- 23: The parcel post was discontinued
- 24: I could not quarrel with Leo myself
- 25: But instead of directing it towards the bun
- 26: In which the pew represented a house
- 27: Polly and I prospered in our efforts to attend
- 28: In imitation of the alms box in church
- 29: He was as Polly told me reading aloud
- 30: Where a certain large blanket had gone for five shillings
- 31: When between us we spilt the water on his clothes
- 32: Cadman could not have spoken in a hollower tone
- 33: The rector prayed by my bedside
- 34: I think I shall marry Nurse Bundle when I am old enough
- 35: And as Oakford was known to be healthy
- 36: Nurse Bundle ransacked her bag
- 37: And Rubens would have been after her
- 38: That tinsmith's shop the features of Oakford
- 39: The shopman appeared to know them
- 40: I began to have my doubts about saddlery as a profession
- 41: A few seconds after meeting the tinsmith
- 42: She shrank away from the warm greeting of Rubens
- 43: But Polly soon explained herself
- 44: Illustration Polly and Regie in the Pulpit and the Pew
- 45: I showed my flat iron to Polly
- 46: I resolved to drop in at the Rectory
- 47: Reginald Andrewes and his gardener
- 48: Do daffodils flower better when the flowers are picked off
- 49: And tie a pinafore round my neck
- 50: Stroking Rubens with the other
- 51: And vowed unconquerable fidelity to Nurse Bundle
- 52: And they've gone abroad sobs and I wish boohoo
- 53: And as I was constantly thinking about that dreadful tutor
- 54: We were not talking of a tutor
- 55: And it's the unicorn that would be proud to let him
- 56: And that Rubens jumped and danced with me
- 57: Was just below the nursery windows
- 58: And suffered a deal from the quinsies in the autumn
- 59: When my father and I were together at the Rectory
- 60: When the Rector became warm in conversation
- 61: Nurse Bundle proved an unexpected ally
- 62: You may leave the beef and mutton
- 63: I wish I might hurt his fifth rib
- 64: He teased me and Rubens no more
- 65: And seeing the halfpenny in my eye
- 66: And the tutor so little against it
- 67: Smooth green gooseberries like grapes
- 68: Who voted for our going to Oakford
- 69: We all wanted to go to Oakford
- 70: Parties who don't keep with the party
- 71: To think of the young gentleman's remembering our Jemima
- 72: Surely there isn't a Templar at Dacrefield
- 73: Who had been on the foundation at Eton
- 74: There was some darning in the tutor's socks
- 75: Bundle has knocked off all my pensioners
- 76: What will make it up to the donkeys
- 77: You will be in the same tutor's house as Lionel Damer
- 78: Said Sir Lionel condescendingly
- 79: And took his flogging with complete indifference
- 80: Of course this ended in Leo's being invited to Dacrefield
- 81: Sir Lionel was not a favourite with Nurse Bundle
- 82: One of the first and bitterest was the death of Rubens
- 83: And thinks there is no one in the world like Miss Blomfield
- 84: The Rector leant heavily on my arm
- 85: Eventually our conversation became a religious one
- 86: Will you receive it as the Creed of your Church
- 87: To my amazement Sweep was absent
- 88: It was dark before we reached Blackford
- 89: And he'd allus been a great scholard
- 90: Alathea laid her hand upon my arm
- 91: He bought the old furniture of the Rectory
- 92: But after seeing him as Rector of Dacrefield
- 93: Of the exciting interest of an intellectual hobby
- 94: From her feverish interest in Dacrefield
- 95: And circumstances almost forced us two into tete a tetes
- 96: Where he had also pressed a sprig of verbena
- 97: So Lady Damer that is to be is coming to the Towers
- 98: I know what a dear girl Polly is
- 99: Standing under that old mulberry tree
- 100: And introduced me to Miss Chislett
- 101: And Frances Chislett chatted with Sir Lionel
- 102: I'm head over ears in love with the future Lady Damer
- 103: The Rector and Maria were made happy
- 104: Dacre Nurse Bundle went to seek
