Produced by Judith Boss and David Widger
FALK
A REMINISCENCE
By Joseph Conrad
Several of us, all more or less connected with the sea, were dining in a small river-hostelry not more than thirty miles from London, and less than twenty from that shallow and dangerous puddle to which our coasting men give the grandiose name of "German Ocean." And through the wide windows we had a view of the Thames; an enfilading view down the Lower Hope Reach. But the dinner was execrable, and all the feast was for the eyes.
That flavour of salt-water which for so many of us had been the very water of life permeated our talk. He who hath known the bitterness of the Ocean shall have its taste forever in his mouth. But one or two of us, pampered by the life of the land, complained of hunger. It was impossible to swallow any of that stuff. And indeed there was a strange mustiness in everything. The wooden dining-room stuck out over the mud of the shore like a lacustrine dwelling; the planks of the floor seemed rotten; a decrepit old waiter tottered pathetically to and fro before an antediluvian and worm-eaten sideboard; the chipped plates might have been disinterred from some kitchen midden near an inhabited lake; and the chops recalled times more ancient still. They brought forcibly to one's mind the night of ages when the primeval man, evolving the first rudiments of cookery from his dim consciousness, scorched lumps of flesh at a fire of sticks in the company of other good fellows; then, gorged and happy, sat him back among the gnawed bones to tell his artless tales of experience--the tales of hunger and hunt--and of women, perhaps!
But luckily the wine happened to be as old as the waiter. So, comparatively empty, but upon the whole fairly happy, we sat back and told our artless tales. We talked of the sea and all its works. The sea never changes, and its works for all the talk of men are wrapped in mystery. But we agreed that the times were changed. And we talked of old ships, of sea-accidents, of break-downs, dismastings; and of a man who brought his ship safe to Liverpool all the way from the River Platte under a jury rudder. We talked of wrecks, of short rations and of heroism--or at least of what the newspapers would have called heroism at sea--a manifestation of virtues quite different from the heroism of primitive times. And now and then falling silent all together we gazed at the sights of the river.
A P. & O. boat passed bound down. "One gets jolly good dinners on board these ships," remarked one of our band. A man with sharp eyes read out the name on her bows: Arcadia. "What a beautiful model of a ship!" murmured some of us. She was followed by a small cargo steamer, and the flag they hauled down aboard while we were looking showed her to be a Norwegian. She made an awful lot of smoke; and before it had quite blown away, a high-sided, short, wooden barque, in ballast and towed by a paddle-tug, appeared in front of the windows. All her hands were forward busy setting up the headgear; and aft a woman in a red hood, quite alone with the man at the wheel, paced the length of the poop back and forth, with the grey wool of some knitting work in her hands.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Falk by Joseph Conrad
- 2: But he was called officially Schiff fuhrer
- 3: Diana not of Ephesus but of Bremen
- 4: Had a severe and statuesque quality
- 5: Hermann I would find in his shirt sleeves
- 6: His Excellency Tseng lodged with me here for three weeks
- 7: Lena perpetually sorrowed over the box
- 8: Hermann would glance at me quickly
- 9: Falk was a Dane or perhaps a Norwegian
- 10: Falk would throw himself into a chair
- 11: At this Hermann grumbled to himself
- 12: Forgetting all about Falk apparently
- 13: Falk certainly could not hear me
- 14: Hermann sat placidly on the skylight
- 15: That I had no particular respect for Falk
- 16: ' Poor da Costa had tears in his eyes
- 17: Siegers not your present charterer
- 18: Der verfluchte Kerl came in the morning like a tam' ropper
- 19: But evidently he had had a drink with Falk
- 20: Have caused Falk in some way to pronounce himself
- 21: Been acquainted with Captain Falk for very many years
- 22: Huts of rotten mats an immensely wide thoroughfare
- 23: In his left hand he held a banana
- 24: Has Falk been giving you some money
- 25: There was not the slightest fracas
- 26: I had managed to exclaim Captain Falk
- 27: But not precisely as flattering as I supposed
- 28: Holding me up to Falk in the light of a rival
- 29: For one thing Hermann disliked him so much
- 30: I couldn't help alluding to the Vanlo affair
- 31: Striding all the length of the verandah
- 32: The tug shot out of the desolate arena
- 33: Falk was made responsible apparently
- 34: Just before Falk brought her up
- 35: Falk stopped short in the doorway
- 36: Said Falk in a measured undertone
- 37: Hermann rushed forward babbling rapidly
- 38: And I half hoped I should never see Falk again
- 39: A fighting teeth baring curl of the lip
- 40: The burgomaster of Falk's native town had built her
- 41: Falk tried to inspire some energy into his captain
- 42: Falk reflected on these sights
- 43: Falk and the carpenter remained on deck together
- 44: I believe Falk began by going through the ship
- 45: His niece was weeping for Falk
