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GALA-DAYS
by
Gail Hamilton
(Mary Abigail Dodge)
1863
CONTENTS
GALA DAYS A CALL TO MY COUNTRYWOMEN A SPASM OF SENSE CAMILLA'S CONCERT CHERI SIDE-GLANCES AT HARVARD CLASS-DAY SUCCESS IN LIFE HAPPIEST DAYS
GALA-DAYS
PART I
Once there was a great noise in our house,--a thumping and battering and grating. It was my own self dragging my big trunk down from the garret. I did it myself because I wanted it done. If I had said, "Halicarnassus, will you fetch my trunk down?" he would have asked me what trunk? and what did I want of it? and would not the other one be better? and couldn't I wait till after dinner?--and so the trunk would probably have had a three-days journey from garret to basement. Now I am strong in the wrists and weak in the temper; therefore I used the one and spared the other, and got the trunk downstairs myself. Halicarnassus heard the uproar. He must have been deaf not to hear it; for the old ark banged and bounced, and scraped the paint off the stairs, and pitched head-foremost into the wall, and gouged out the plastering, and dented the mop-board, and was the most stupid, awkward, uncompromising, unmanageable thing I ever got hold of in my life.
By the time I had zigzagged it into the back chamber, Halicarnassus loomed up the back stairs. I stood hot and panting, with the inside of my fingers tortured into burning leather, the skin rubbed off three knuckles, and a bruise on the back of my right hand, where the trunk had crushed it against a sharp edge of the doorway.
"Now, then?" said Halicarnassus interrogatively.
"To be sure," I replied affirmatively.
He said no more, but went and looked up the garret-stairs. They bore traces of a severe encounter, that must be confessed.
"Do you wish me to give you a bit of advice?" he asked.
"No!" I answered promptly.
"Well, then, here it is. The next time you design to bring a trunk down-stairs, you would better cut away the underpinning, and knock out the beams, and let the garret down into the cellar. It will make less uproar, and not take so much to repair damages."
He intended to be severe. His words passed by me as the idle wind. I perched on my trunk, took a pasteboard box-cover and fanned myself. I was very warm. Halicarnassus sat down on the lowest stair and remained silent several minutes, expecting a meek explanation, but not getting it, swallowed a bountiful piece of what is called in homely talk, "humble-pie," and said,--
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Gala-days by Gail Hamilton
- 2: And Niagara is Niagara forever
- 3: Halicarnassus was a little stunned
- 4: Since June disdains the proffered gift
- 5: O happy Walden wood and woodland lake
- 6: Able to lift himself but a few paltry feet above
- 7: Marking eagerly the moon's eclipse
- 8: Somebody said the car was to be left at Jeru
- 9: We stopped in Jeru five minutes
- 10: Halicarnassus is absurd and mulish in many things
- 11: And Halicarnassus said he was tired
- 12: Halicarnassus behaved beautifully
- 13: And I said so to Halicarnassus
- 14: But if they do flee after a day's tarry
- 15: These are the only things to be thrifty about
- 16: We stopped at Fontdale a cousining
- 17: But Crene is not to be asserted into yielding one inch
- 18: But Crene has no scrape for them
- 19: Inevitable caricature of her ideal
- 20: Wandering up and down somewhere among the Berkshire hills
- 21: Accordingly I said to the driver
- 22: Saratoga is the very last one to choose
- 23: Their minds flutter out weakly in muslin and ribbons
- 24: If she decides not to do housework
- 25: And being companionable to GEN tlemen
- 26: But Saratoga is pitched on a perpetual falsetto
- 27: And were then dumped into a blackberry patch
- 28: Jane McCrea is no longer a myth
- 29: That Halicarnassus might have his choice
- 30: And nearly all the way from Newburyport to Rowley
- 31: Then the Anakim took it and gave five more
- 32: Had a casualty here this afternoon
- 33: The unhesitating self sacrifice
- 34: But you ought to see the New Hampshire sheep
- 35: And for good Unitarian Christians I have a great respect
- 36: Creeds may exist without religion
- 37: Exclaimed Halicarnassus with amateur ardor
- 38: Nor merely of principles against principles
- 39: And then we re embark on Lake Champlain
- 40: A ferry steamer is thoroughly commonplace
- 41: Grande and the Anakim make a reconnaissance in force
- 42: Inquires Halicarnassus as I pass in
- 43: Lawrence in an English steamer
- 44: The nuns now I am vexed to look at them
- 45: And an Indian pilot comes on board
- 46: And were quickly omnibused to the relics of Donegana
- 47: We will go to which of the nunneries
- 48: Put these girls into crinoline and Gothic bonnets
- 49: With commonplace knitting work
- 50: That is the Quebec I inferred from the Quebec I saw
- 51: Now we are at the Falls of Montmorency
- 52: The sordid thirst for fame and power
- 53: If the people of Canada are not intellectual
- 54: I want nothing but Sunday between Saturday and Monday
- 55: But nobody understands Halicarnassus except myself
- 56: And heard a broad Scotch sermon
- 57: All minor distractions were burned out
- 58: Exclaimed cheerily the voice of Halicarnassus
- 59: I regret to be obliged to say that Halicarnassus
- 60: Leaving Frederic out in the cold
- 61: That evanescing changelessness
- 62: Over against the sunset is Mount Moriah
- 63: From the piazza of the Waumbeck House a quiet
- 64: Straight back again you will go to Bethel
- 65: Forestalled every atom of defilement
- 66: And from several other standpoints
- 67: Made the ascent to satisfy the longings of her heart
- 68: And these culverts are no child's play
- 69: The shining boles of the silvery gray birch shot up straight
- 70: In what caverns under the cliffs do the wearied Titans rest
- 71: Hither come photographers with instruments
- 72: Leaning against a tree that juts out over the precipice
- 73: Drenched with coolness and shadow and solitude
- 74: And thrice that morning you stopped to change horses
- 75: And saying how like the soft glove
- 76: And all manner of indirections
- 77: It is a public mark of disrespect
- 78: And the female servants uncivil
- 79: Rose buds and peach blossoms and timid fawns
- 80: Old women talking about the Grecian bend
- 81: If I censure that which is censurable
- 82: But the caricature is not less despicable
- 83: For a pool is but a big basin
- 84: Some people have conscientious scruples about fishing
- 85: Sidewise and zigzaggy along the bank
- 86: Comes the distant voice of Halicarnassus
- 87: I look meaningly at Halicarnassus
- 88: And the Ouates divined and CONTEMPLATED THE NATURE OF THINGS
- 89: Do you know of any shoemakers anywhere about
- 90: But the needle does not come out of the windowsill
- 91: He had not promised to mend them
- 92: The one of which you hear least said is Agamenticus
- 93: Or do any great and heroic thing
- 94: And not crave stimulants from others
- 95: The rebound thrilled from shore to shore
- 96: If Democracy levels down and does not level up
- 97: She can surrender without dishonor
- 98: But he is an aggravating person
- 99: Room for a great divergence of ideas
- 100: This is a model mother and a model state of things
- 101: The nursery is the mother's chrysalis
- 102: Painful both for its testimony and its prophecy
- 103: Perils by night and perils by day
- 104: It shows conclusively that restraint is needed
- 105: The prisoned soul shines clearer and clearer through
- 106: The pretty things they inculcate slippers
- 107: And the moth flies towards the light by his own nature
- 108: A great deal more than Malthus did himself
- 109: And Nature is eminently healthy
- 110: They don't know that they are pandering to them
- 111: The cantatrice with the laurel yet green on her brow
- 112: But Madame Morlot is not infallible
- 113: But however digressive your mind may be
- 114: I should like to learn the violin
- 115: Et son costume etait tres pittoresque
- 116: Rapture lessening into astonishment
- 117: And you are partly horror struck and partly incredulous
- 118: And throbs in their throbbing breasts
- 119: Withouten even so much as your herte's will
- 120: Though Arborines appear never more
- 121: CHERI Cheri is the Canary bird
- 122: The cat was established in the house before Cheri came
- 123: For my Cheri is not in the least tame
- 124: And helped Cheri to a reflection of himself
- 125: Cheri gradually laid aside his tantrums
- 126: So Cheri is still alone in the world
- 127: Walls dingy and gray and smoked
- 128: And a hook to hook down the lid at night
- 129: Is it not fitter that associations should adorn
- 130: Is sensitiveness about poverty
- 131: If no one was strikingly handsome
- 132: Waltzing is a profane and vicious dance
- 133: Any ballet dancer or any dancer on any stage
- 134: Smith's house in Beacon Street
- 135: Or go about to evade it by plain cake
- 136: With the sanction of the Faculty
- 137: And pounce upon their victim unawares
- 138: Should there not be a military department to every college
- 139: Launching out already attainted into an attainting world
- 140: By the perquisites not illegal
- 141: THE UNSUCCESSFUL The unsuccessful men are all around us
- 142: And the round man in the square hole
- 143: But if you strive to be perfect
- 144: Those whom the world calls unsuccessful
- 145: He is seeing his happiest days
- 146: That childhood is the happiest period of life
- 147: Nor obstinate people reasonable
- 148: This is an unspeakable tranquillizer and comforter
- 149: I could see that the wreath was a very insignificant matter
- 150: No child is ever artless to himself
- 151: This whole way of viewing childhood
- 152: When he passed from his toes to his toys
- 153: Passing over which you shall come to immortal vigor
