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[Illustration: They walked, thus guided by an obsequious waiter, through a light _confetti_ of tossed greetings.]
GASLIGHT SONATAS
BY
FANNIE HURST
1918
[Dedication: To my mother and my father]
CONTENTS
I. BITTER-SWEET
II. SIEVE OF FULFILMENT
III. ICE-WATER, PL--!
IV. HERS _NOT_ TO REASON WHY
V. GOLDEN FLEECE
VI. NIGHTSHADE
VII. GET READY THE WREATHS
GASLIGHT SONATAS
I
BITTER-SWEET
Much of the tragical lore of the infant mortality, the malnutrition, and the five-in-a-room morality of the city's poor is written in statistics, and the statistical path to the heart is more figurative than literal.
It is difficult to write stylistically a per-annum report of 1,327 curvatures of the spine, whereas the poor specific little vertebra of Mamie O'Grady, daughter to Lou, your laundress, whose alcoholic husband once invaded your very own basement and attempted to strangle her in the coal-bin, can instantly create an apron bazaar in the church vestry-rooms.
That is why it is possible to drink your morning coffee without nausea for it, over the head-lines of forty thousand casualties at Ypres, but to push back abruptly at a three-line notice of little Tony's, your corner bootblack's, fatal dive before a street-car.
Gertie Slayback was statistically down as a woman wage-earner; a typhoid case among the thousands of the Borough of Manhattan for 1901; and her twice-a-day share in the Subway fares collected in the present year of our Lord.
She was a very atomic one of the city's four millions. But after all, what are the kings and peasants, poets and draymen, but great, greater, or greatest, less, lesser, or least atoms of us? If not of the least, Gertie Slayback was of the very lesser. When she unlocked the front door to her rooming-house of evenings, there was no one to expect her, except on Tuesdays, which evening it so happened her week was up. And when she left of mornings with her breakfast crumblessly cleared up and the box of biscuit and condensed-milk can tucked unsuspectedly behind her camisole in the top drawer there was no one to regret her.
There are some of us who call this freedom. Again there are those for whom one spark of home fire burning would light the world.
Gertie Slayback was one of these. Half a life-time of opening her door upon this or that desert-aisle of hall bedroom had not taught her heart how not to sink or the feel of daily rising in one such room to seem less like a damp bathing-suit, donned at dawn.
The only picture--or call it atavism if you will--which adorned Miss Slayback's dun-colored walls was a passe-partout snowscape, night closing in, and pink cottage windows peering out from under eaves. She could visualize that interior as if she had only to turn the frame for the smell of wood fire and the snap of pine logs and for the scene of two high-back chairs and the wooden crib between.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Gaslight Sonatas by Fannie Hurst
- 2: Batch in the corner of Miss Slayback's mirror
- 3: Miss Slayback stepped out of that doorway
- 4: Straight toward that table Miss Slayback worked quick
- 5: I been one too many ever since May Scully became a lady
- 6: Jimmie out the side entrance before she gets here
- 7: It would be my own spontaneous combustion
- 8: May Scully can't give it to you her and her fast crowd
- 9: Even a two hundred a month clerk
- 10: And Gertie Slayback who commandeered Jimmie Batch
- 11: Up to the time of this draft business
- 12: A darling grater for horseradish and nutmeg and cocoanut
- 13: Honey something inside of me just winked back
- 14: Then there is the soap box provender
- 15: The slacker can't get along without his country
- 16: I'd smash the fellow in the face that calls me coward
- 17: Us women who are helping to foster slackers
- 18: A gauntlet down and it surges up
- 19: Nor was Gertie Slayback crying
- 20: Carefully averting her floury hands
- 21: Burnt your soup a little to night
- 22: Unger thinks I'm crazy when I try to get him interested
- 23: Edwin Ross pushed back from the table
- 24: Unger never seen the inside of a high school
- 25: Millie it makes me sick to my stummick
- 26: With all the high cost of living
- 27: Placing the plate of fritters back on a pile of books
- 28: Beat a small and twinkling tattoo
- 29: She was clasping and unclasping her hands
- 30: You're going to nag me once too often
- 31: Harry Alma Zitelle you mean Harry
- 32: The way I'm going to fix things
- 33: Millie Millie Stood regarding her
- 34: Perking up her shoulder butterflies of green sequins
- 35: The busiest little mother a fellow ever had
- 36: Hoppity skippiting from facet to facet
- 37: Uncut skein after uncut skein of it
- 38: Whole black bombazine generations of them oh
- 39: Finshriber dipped her head and her glance
- 40: Ain't it cranberry between Ruby and Vetsburg
- 41: Just so much board we pay as Flora Proskauer
- 42: Kaufman fished out another bit of the pink
- 43: With small white teeth Miss Kaufman bit off an end of thread
- 44: If you carry that ice water up to Katz to night on the sly
- 45: Every holiday that Vetsy asks me
- 46: I always say the day what Meyer Vetsburg
- 47: That such a rising man like Vetsburg
- 48: Should you be afraid to talk to mama
- 49: Ruby Kaufman grasped the cold face in her ardent young hands
- 50: Kaufman threw off her recurring inclination to tears
- 51: With her face upturned and her eyes closed
- 52: The smell of spring pouring in even from asphalt
- 53: She lifted the apron from her hem
- 54: Shulif from the agency called up just now
- 55: To be leased to you for always
- 56: Blutch Connors inclined her entire body
- 57: Connors opened the door of her pink brocaded sitting room
- 58: When the ponies was runnin' at Latonia
- 59: Big Blutch has got his name from the old days
- 60: Don't stake them last seventy five
- 61: I ain't scared because we're low
- 62: Connors crumpled in a heap upon the lacy pillows
- 63: Blutch Connors made exit from one of these houses
- 64: Keep the poker chip for pin money
- 65: Not broken a reed lashed down by storm and then resilient
- 66: Joe Kirby sat well forward on a straight chair
- 67: A wash stand gaunt with its gaunt mission
- 68: A machine champing in its plate glass front
- 69: Don't try to muzzle no breakage on me
- 70: Scraping at it with a futile forefinger
- 71: A white tiled bathroom shining through the open door
- 72: A stiffening of Miss Hassiebrock took place
- 73: Looked down upon Miss Beemis there
- 74: The eight thirty to six business of muslin underwear
- 75: Joined beneath the scarf with a goldbar pin
- 76: A girl like me dragging you down
- 77: Miss Hassiebrock entered with her face wry
- 78: Paula Krausnick only got C in de portment
- 79: Hassiebrock limped to the door
- 80: And Charley Cox has a red face red face red face
- 81: Charley a fellow like you with brains
- 82: Since he can't welt me up any more
- 83: Married in verse in Claxton sounds good to me
- 84: Charley I You Jess over here
- 85: Charley and you not even thirty one yet
- 86: Loo that couldn't even live decent with his old man
- 87: Charley for God's sake it it's a sin to talk that way
- 88: You're crazy with the heat stark
- 89: Lowering over a childless house on the edge of a village
- 90: I think you must 'a' dozed off
- 91: They called me 'Silent' Burkhardt
- 92: Hanna only you don't laugh no more
- 93: She had enough sense to cut loose from Ed Bevins
- 94: Except for the annual flood conditions
- 95: Scogin seated herself on the edge of the sofa
- 96: Scogin Bevins threw out her hands to Mrs
- 97: Scogin Bevins flung herself up
- 98: I been feelin' myself slip slip
- 99: That Kit Scogin put ideas in Hanna Long's head
- 100: This time I'm goin' sure sure as my name is Hanna Long
- 101: Even Fifth Avenue is constantly feeding it
- 102: Walks through her hula hula dance
- 103: There's nothing rough about me
- 104: Beware of the baby stare is all I can tell you
- 105: Habana because it reminds me of Hanna
- 106: Lew will you are you you ain't kiddin' me all these weeks
- 107: You been hitting up too many fizzes lately
- 108: There is a nostalgia lurks in old scents
- 109: She won't bite Queenie bad girl
- 110: The Convenience Merchandise Corner
- 111: Bauer flung up a glance from his order pad
- 112: Selene said she was fine and dandy
- 113: And a man like Haas don't talk that way if he don't mean it
- 114: A base burner with faint fire showing through its mica
- 115: Is that the way to act when Shila comes up after a good day
- 116: 'ain't you got your own Shila your own Selene
- 117: The two jets of gas were singing softly into its silence
- 118: Gramaw just had a terrible spell
- 119: Alma Yawitz says she's Alsace Lorraine on both sides
- 120: Gramaw mustn't miss none of it
- 121: Bed sheets that gramaw herself carried to the border
- 122: Nobody can say I ain't good to gramaw
- 123: You think I'd be spoiling things for gramaw
- 124: Here comes Sara Suss and her mother
- 125: Miss Coblenz stepped down off the dais
- 126: Haas going to all that trouble
- 127: Keeps repeating My grandchild
- 128: Aylorff der klenste Kranz far ihm
- 129: Shila that's left for us to do
