Produced by Sue Asscher and David Widger
MASTER FRANCIS RABELAIS
FIVE BOOKS OF THE LIVES, HEROIC DEEDS AND SAYINGS OF
GARGANTUA AND HIS SON PANTAGRUEL
Book IV.
Translated into English by
Sir Thomas Urquhart of Cromarty
and
Peter Antony Motteux
The text of the first Two Books of Rabelais has been reprinted from the first edition (1653) of Urquhart's translation. Footnotes initialled 'M.' are drawn from the Maitland Club edition (1838); other footnotes are by the translator. Urquhart's translation of Book III. appeared posthumously in 1693, with a new edition of Books I. and II., under Motteux's editorship. Motteux's rendering of Books IV. and V. followed in 1708. Occasionally (as the footnotes indicate) passages omitted by Motteux have been restored from the 1738 copy edited by Ozell.
THE FOURTH BOOK
The Translator's Preface.
Reader,--I don't know what kind of a preface I must write to find thee courteous, an epithet too often bestowed without a cause. The author of this work has been as sparing of what we call good nature, as most readers are nowadays. So I am afraid his translator and commentator is not to expect much more than has been showed them. What's worse, there are but two sorts of taking prefaces, as there are but two kinds of prologues to plays; for Mr. Bays was doubtless in the right when he said that if thunder and lightning could not fright an audience into complaisance, the sight of the poet with a rope about his neck might work them into pity. Some, indeed, have bullied many of you into applause, and railed at your faults that you might think them without any; and others, more safely, have spoken kindly of you, that you might think, or at least speak, as favourably of them, and be flattered into patience. Now, I fancy, there's nothing less difficult to attempt than the first method; for, in this blessed age, 'tis as easy to find a bully without courage, as a whore without beauty, or a writer without wit; though those qualifications are so necessary in their respective professions. The mischief is, that you seldom allow any to rail besides yourselves, and cannot bear a pride which shocks your own. As for wheedling you into a liking of a work, I must confess it seems the safest way; but though flattery pleases you well when it is particular, you hate it, as little concerning you, when it is general. Then we knights of the quill are a stiff-necked generation, who as seldom care to seem to doubt the worth of our writings, and their being liked, as we love to flatter more than one at a time; and had rather draw our pens, and stand up for the beauty of our works (as some arrant fools use to do for that of their mistresses) to the last drop of our ink. And truly this submission, which sometimes wheedles you into pity, as seldom decoys you into love, as the awkward cringing of an antiquated fop, as moneyless as he is ugly, affects an experienced fair one. Now we as little value your pity as a lover his mistress's, well satisfied that it is only a less uncivil way of dismissing us. But what if neither of these two ways will work upon you, of which doleful truth some of our playwrights stand so many living monuments? Why, then, truly I think on no other way at present but blending the two into one; and, from this marriage of huffing and cringing, there will result a new kind of careless medley, which, perhaps, will work upon both sorts of readers, those who are to be hectored, and those whom we must creep to. At least, it is like to please by its novelty; and it will not be the first monster that has pleased you when regular nature could not do it.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Gargantua and Pantagruel, Illustrated, Book 4
- 2: Nor could I forbear asking of myself
- 3: If thou art of the dissembling tribe
- 4: Lest I be justly taxed with wanting both
- 5: There is also a passage in our father Hippocrates
- 6: Against the power of detraction
- 7: He boasts of healing poor and rich
- 8: But the helve after the hatchet
- 9: It happened that he lost his hatchet
- 10: Whom you formerly petrified for the same cause
- 11: Priapus was standing in the chimney corner
- 12: And hatchets without helves are of that number
- 13: And invoked Jupiter My hatchet
- 14: Wishers after the custom of Paris
- 15: How Pantagruel went to sea to visit the oracle of Bacbuc
- 16: Pantagruel made a short but sweet exhortation
- 17: A tarand is an animal as big as a bullock
- 18: When Malicorne had saluted Pantagruel
- 19: Had a long conference with the esquire Malicorne
- 20: I have found here a Scythian tarand
- 21: Pantagruel heard that they came from Lanternland
- 22: Panurge cheapened one of Dingdong's sheep
- 23: Over all the fields where they piss
- 24: For I had not leisure to mind it our friend Panurge
- 25: Some laying hold on their beloved tup
- 26: Now from this same country of Ennasin
- 27: The good Pantagruel stood gazing and listening
- 28: How Pantagruel went ashore at the island of Chely
- 29: Antagoras readily answered But do you think
- 30: There we saw some pettifoggers and catchpoles
- 31: Oudart comes with the holy water pot
- 32: Qui solet antiqua bribas portare bisacco
- 33: Insomuch that she threw down Tickletoby
- 34: Oudart was toping in his office
- 35: But Oudart cursed and damned the wedding to the pit of hell
- 36: Partly to see those catchpoles banged
- 37: The other catchpoles were making addresses to Panurge
- 38: How Pantagruel came to the islands of Tohu and Bohu
- 39: A straggling well hung ass got into the house
- 40: Strike your topmasts to the cap
- 41: A thousand devils seize the cuckoldy cow hearted mongrel
- 42: And chastise thee like any tempestative devil
- 43: Two words of testament here upon this ladder
- 44: Mgnan come hither and help us
- 45: Take heed you pilot her in right
- 46: I had my share of fear as well as Panurge
- 47: His name is Friar John Do little
- 48: Is this the island of the Macreons
- 49: The good Macrobius then answered
- 50: Pantagruel's discourse of the decease of heroic souls
- 51: This same Thamous was their pilot
- 52: Xenomanes showed us afar off the Sneaking Island
- 53: How Shrovetide is anatomized and described by Xenomanes
- 54: Ling of a parcel of young His desire
- 55: Like a felt to distil hip His bum
- 56: Dried his clothes in ponds and rivers
- 57: How Pantagruel discovered a monstrous physeter
- 58: How the monstrous physeter was slain by Pantagruel
- 59: The physeter then giving up the ghost
- 60: The ancient abode of the Chitterlings
- 61: Chitterlings are still Chitterlings
- 62: Maul chitterling and Cut pudding
- 63: But the satyr still slipped from him
- 64: Why is my Trasia thus sad and melancholy
- 65: Seeing we are to fight Chitterlings
- 66: So good and necessary for roasted coneys
- 67: And charged through the Pattipans and Sausages
- 68: Under the conduct of young Niphleseth
- 69: How Pantagruel went into the island of Ruach
- 70: Which fart the king kept religiously
- 71: And under the yoke of the Papimen
- 72: To sow corn is not my province
- 73: How can I be said to have choused you
- 74: No afternoon's nunchion like a vine dresser's
- 75: And made the blessed island of Papimany
- 76: And should genitories no more be found in the world
- 77: Showed us the Uranopet decretals
- 78: How Homenas showed us the archetype
- 79: Pray observe that while Homenas was saying his dry mass
- 80: Or single observation of these sacrosanct decretals
- 81: For a farthingale he shaped a montero cap
- 82: I see he will hook his decretals in
- 83: Into that very book of decretals
- 84: Have applied themselves to the study of the holy decretals
- 85: How Homenas gave Pantagruel some bon Christian pears
- 86: We took our leave of the right reverend Homenas
- 87: Panurge prayed Pantagruel to give him some more
- 88: And was never climbed as any can remember by any but Doyac
- 89: The first were called Engastrimythes
- 90: As men who speak from the belly
- 91: Of the ridiculous statue Manduce
- 92: Vinegar brought up the rear to wash the mouth
- 93: Yet Gaster had the manners to own that he was no god
- 94: How Gaster invented means to get and preserve corn
- 95: Master Gaster could do more than all this yet
- 96: We came in sight of the island of Chaneph
- 97: Perceived that Pantagruel was awake
- 98: Who was among the Gabii at Gabii
- 99: And got ready the tables and cupboards
- 100: I'm no more in the dumps cried Panurge
- 101: The Muses were saluted near the isle of Ganabim
- 102: How Panurge berayed himself for fear
- 103: I mean a suppository or clyster
