Produced by David Widger
A HAZARD OF NEW FORTUNES
By William Dean Howells
BIBLIOGRAPHICAL
The following story was the first fruit of my New York life when I began to live it after my quarter of a century in Cambridge and Boston, ending in 1889; and I used my own transition to the commercial metropolis in framing the experience which was wholly that of my supposititious literary adventurer. He was a character whom, with his wife, I have employed in some six or eight other stories, and whom I made as much the hero and heroine of 'Their Wedding Journey' as the slight fable would bear. In venturing out of my adoptive New England, where I had found myself at home with many imaginary friends, I found it natural to ask the company of these familiar acquaintances, but their company was not to be had at once for the asking. When I began speaking of them as Basil and Isabel, in the fashion of 'Their Wedding Journey,' they would not respond with the effect of early middle age which I desired in them. They remained wilfully, not to say woodenly, the young bridal pair of that romance, without the promise of novel functioning. It was not till I tried addressing them as March and Mrs. March that they stirred under my hand with fresh impulse, and set about the work assigned them as people in something more than their second youth.
The scene into which I had invited them to figure filled the largest canvas I had yet allowed myself; and, though 'A Hazard of New Fortunes was not the first story I had written with the printer at my heels, it was the first which took its own time to prescribe its own dimensions. I had the general design well in mind when I began to write it, but as it advanced it compelled into its course incidents, interests, individualities, which I had not known lay near, and it specialized and amplified at points which I had not always meant to touch, though I should not like to intimate anything mystical in the fact. It became, to my thinking, the most vital of my fictions, through my quickened interest in the life about me, at a moment of great psychological import. We had passed through a period of strong emotioning in the direction of the humaner economics, if I may phrase it so; the rich seemed not so much to despise the poor, the poor did not so hopelessly repine. The solution of the riddle of the painful earth through the dreams of Henry George, through the dreams of Edward Bellamy, through the dreams of all the generous visionaries of the past, seemed not impossibly far off. That shedding of blood which is for the remission of sins had been symbolized by the bombs and scaffolds of Chicago, and the hearts of those who felt the wrongs bound up with our rights, the slavery implicated in our liberty, were thrilling with griefs and hopes hitherto strange to the average American breast. Opportunely for me there was a great street-car strike in New York, and the story began to find its way to issues nobler and larger than those of the love-affairs common to fiction. I was in my fifty-second year when I took it up, and in the prime, such as it was, of my powers. The scene which I had chosen appealed prodigiously to me, and the action passed as nearly without my conscious agency as I ever allow myself to think such things happen.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Hazard of New Fortunes — Complete by Howells
- 2: Yet it is not wholly different
- 3: You ain't an insurance man by nature
- 4: When you said you were from Boston
- 5: Fulkerson was talking seriously
- 6: And walked Fulkerson out before him
- 7: Fulkerson started away at a quick
- 8: Fulkerson has been to see me again
- 9: What a triumph over all those hateful insurance people
- 10: It's to be published in New York
- 11: I let Fulkerson get that impression
- 12: You and Bella have decided me against it
- 13: As he had expressed to Fulkerson
- 14: And if you didn't like New York
- 15: If I do this thing Fulkerson again
- 16: And let them turn me out of my agency here
- 17: Hubbell brought March's removal
- 18: Fulkerson must not suppose she should ever like New York
- 19: Of the ladies' waiting room in the depot
- 20: By a fantastic operation of absence
- 21: All but the nominality of the rent
- 22: Fulkerson hadn't called it that
- 23: And you must have your study and I must have my parlor
- 24: The apartment which the janitor unlocked for them
- 25: Who said he would call the janitor
- 26: And behind these portieres swarmed more gimcracks
- 27: Fulkerson thought would be the very thing for us
- 28: They recalled the Broadway of five
- 29: And the rent is twenty eight hundred dollars
- 30: We don't look like New Yorkers
- 31: March's faith in her advertisements
- 32: And then recognized the janitor and laughed
- 33: And they varied their day by taking a coupe
- 34: Ash barrels lined the sidewalks
- 35: Those tenements are better and humaner than those flats
- 36: Supposed to have been induced by unavailing flat hunting
- 37: Monsieur March put a coin in his hand
- 38: Toy balloon will do for the present
- 39: I couldn't stand any more portieres
- 40: March particular instructions not to go near it
- 41: In its preposterous unsuitability
- 42: Fulkerson was waiting for him in the reading room
- 43: I brought old Dryfoos here one day
- 44: But when you come in sight of Moffitt my
- 45: They're all there in Moffitt yet
- 46: About three or four miles out of Moffitt
- 47: But they like round numbers at Moffitt
- 48: And I don't believe Ma Dryfoos does
- 49: Is she with Deadt deadt long ago
- 50: What gountry hass a poor man got
- 51: This makes the Grosvenor Green flat practicable
- 52: Nothing remained for him but to close with Fulkerson
- 53: And laughed with her before company at his own eccentricity
- 54: But Fulkerson said Don't mind that
- 55: And how would you get to Florida
- 56: Even the lady sketchers could see
- 57: Leighton bent forward over her sewing to look at it
- 58: Wetmore was telling us about the old German
- 59: Wetmore does think of us his class
- 60: Leighton as the lady of the house
- 61: Ah'm a great hoasekeepah mahself
- 62: Ali maght as well wrahte a book
- 63: Leighton shook her head with a sigh
- 64: And Fulkerson being what he was
- 65: This suited Fulkerson well enough
- 66: Fulkerson was ready for him at this point
- 67: And the canny Scotch blood in Beaton rebelled
- 68: Horn's eyes wandered from Beaton
- 69: Beaton intervened with a question
- 70: Beaton lingered over his cigar
- 71: Wasn't it Munich where you studied
- 72: But we're like one family with the Woodburns
- 73: Because Beaton had once seen a marriage there
- 74: Fulkerson pushed a chair toward Beaton
- 75: Beaton frowned in embarrassment
- 76: Beaton remained solemnly silent
- 77: Fulkerson believes in pictures
- 78: Lindau makes a first rate Judas
- 79: Dryfoos reddened and looked down
- 80: Fulkerson has been talking to you about them
- 81: In which he rehabilitated Lindau anew
- 82: Green's gimcrackery expresses ours
- 83: Mandel looked discreetly at Mrs
- 84: They've got a splendid opera house in Moffitt
- 85: You hain't never heared o' the Dunkards
- 86: Conrad has got a lot of notions that nobody can understand
- 87: Dryfoos sank contentedly back in her chair
- 88: Mandel to have them served with coffee
- 89: I don't know as I know just how the Dryfooses struck you
- 90: Fulkerson laughed out a tolerant incredulity
- 91: Beaton could not believe that Alma no longer cared for him
- 92: Is that the way you awtusts talk to each othah
- 93: Miss Woodburn whispered to Mrs
- 94: Colonel Woodburn was saying to Mrs
- 95: She said something like this to Beaton
- 96: Fulkerson is preternaturally unscrupulous
- 97: Fulkerson braced his knees against his desk
- 98: Fulkerson struck his hat sharply backward
- 99: The vistas of shabby cross streets
- 100: And walked two and two along the dirty pavement
- 101: But it was not Lindau who was dead
- 102: I was begoming a ploated aristograt
- 103: Lindau hardly waited for his answer
- 104: I pring these things roundt bretty soon
- 105: Lindau was himself a romanticist of the Victor Hugo sort
- 106: Fulkerson was extremely proud of the number
- 107: Fulkerson let him enjoy his joke
- 108: March asked her husband what a divvy was
- 109: Ah think Ah maght have some of the glory
- 110: Do you call that any way to toak to people
- 111: Papa thoat you wanted him to go
- 112: Dryfoos senio' anything like ouah Mr
- 113: Alma set her drawing against the wall
- 114: And Dryfoos was still delayed at Moffitt
- 115: And now he was at Moffitt again
- 116: Fulkerson told me you was from our State
- 117: Dryfoos went on as if his son were not in hearing
- 118: March and Dryfoos looked foolish
- 119: Fulkerson insinuated with impudent persiflage
- 120: Fulkerson affirmed this only interrogatively
- 121: He may have thought he was using Dryfoos
- 122: And Dryfoos lay awhile on the leathern lounge in his library
- 123: Or even in his parlor at Moffitt
- 124: Without further greeting to Dryfoos
- 125: But what I'm talking about now is Coonrod
- 126: IVIt was clear to Beaton that Dryfoos distrusted him
- 127: And Ah'm just goin' to toak yo' to death
- 128: Ah suppose mah fathaw despahses business
- 129: Alma was left with Beaton near the piano
- 130: Beaton took these mockeries serenely
- 131: Wetmore came up to their corner
- 132: Has Beaton got a natural gas man
- 133: I see Beaton isn't going to move on
- 134: The mother was brought up a Dunkard
- 135: For such an exquisite creature as Miss Vance
- 136: Beaton suggest your calling on them
- 137: If people acted from unselfish motives
- 138: Mela broke out in her laugh again
- 139: They bragged of the high civilization of Moffitt
- 140: This view commended itself to Mela
- 141: Secretary of the Moffitt County Agricultural Society
- 142: Mandel and his daughters talking of that person
- 143: I don't blame Coonrod for not wantun' to go
- 144: Your fawther ain't a perfesser
- 145: And so Mela did not make any excuse
- 146: And he now set about studying Mela
- 147: Becton looked at her with his smouldering eyes
- 148: Mela was still talking to the student of human nature
- 149: Dryfoos is one of your fellow philanthropists
- 150: Dryfoos doesn't employ her on 'Every Other Week
- 151: Mela was transported by the cruel ingratitude
- 152: He shut himself up with Fulkerson
- 153: Dryfoos some idea of what we wanted to do
- 154: Dryfoos turned from him to Fulkerson without speaking
- 155: Dryfoos would look in on us in the course of the evening
- 156: Fulkerson smiled in approval of the joke
- 157: Mandel keeps her urn and her willow
- 158: She received Lindau at first with robust benevolence
- 159: Her theory was that his mutilation must not be ignored
- 160: But don't mind poor old Lindau
- 161: But they did not disturb the dotards
- 162: They lived near Greenwich Village
- 163: Every sort of fraud and swindling hurts them the worst
- 164: The promenaders looked New Yorky
- 165: Where the immigrants first set foot on our continent
- 166: Whether they were tremendously conservative
- 167: And dining about hither and thither with Fulkerson
- 168: For which Fulkerson afterward personally thanked him
- 169: The Dryfoos family helplessly relied upon Fulkerson
- 170: Mandel pronounced the spelling bad
- 171: Lindau came in with some copy while Dryfoos was there
- 172: And you glaim for efery man de right to life
- 173: No bension of mine was efer fetoedt
- 174: Lindau and Dryfoos wouldn't get on
- 175: And a pure advertising essence like Fulkerson
- 176: And when he asked Fulkerson how Dryfoos had made his money
- 177: Dryfoos left it to Fulkerson to invite the guests
- 178: Christine gave Mela a little pinch
- 179: Who had turned toward Conrad Dryfoos
- 180: And ve bick it out vort by vort togeder
- 181: Wass it in fifty nine or zixty
- 182: Lindau turned his head toward him and said You are righdt
- 183: As he had already explained it to Frescobaldi
- 184: Dryfoos drove up to his foreman
- 185: Said Lindau in German to March
- 186: You would sobbress the unionss of the voarking men
- 187: And Colonel Woodburn said coldly to Lindau
- 188: Dryfoos glared at him for a moment
- 189: The apologetic attitude taken for Dryfoos
- 190: Where he saw Fulkerson standing
- 191: And Fulkerson stood aside to let him pass
- 192: I knew Lindau would get you into trouble
- 193: I know that what Lindau said was offensive to him
- 194: As that horrid little Fulkerson says
- 195: Fulkerson called out at sight of him
- 196: Dryfoos agrees with them or not
- 197: And hiss mawney iss like boison
- 198: Pouring himself out some Chianti
- 199: He did not conceal from Miss Woodburn
- 200: Fulkerson made a clutch at his hair
- 201: Fulkerson wants to ask you something
- 202: Dryfoos felt a personal censure in Mr
- 203: Fulkerson let him ponder it silently
- 204: You have got an ahdeal of friendship
- 205: And Ah'm not afraid of ouah fate
- 206: And Fulkerson easily explained why
- 207: March's resentment toward both Lindau and Dryfoos
- 208: Not only to deny himself Chianti
- 209: Beaton made a show of not deigning to reply
- 210: Wetmore has been talking to you about me
- 211: Alma could not feel the absurdity of this
- 212: I blame no one or only myself
- 213: Leighton asked Alma what had happened
- 214: And if Miss Vance and Miss Dryfoos Oh
- 215: The novelty of Mela had worn off for Kendricks
- 216: And he went rather oftener to the Dryfooses
- 217: Girls had entered the Protestant sisterhoods
- 218: Wetmore had his classes that winter as usual
- 219: He had thought of her as Mandel
- 220: Mandel to deal with the consequences of his not coming
- 221: He saw a policeman at every corner
- 222: He believed what the strikers said
- 223: Fulkerson laughed and said Well
- 224: And we could get Lindau to translate it
- 225: Mandel as usual to pour out his coffee
- 226: But he had expected to be richer still
- 227: Dryfoos could not think of his street or number
- 228: Conrad again refused to answer
- 229: Conrad looked confusedly around
- 230: Glup the strikerss they cot no friendts
- 231: Fulkerson was cheerful when they got into the street
- 232: Then Mela said I reckon the rest of us better be goun' too
- 233: You tell Coonrod She stopped
- 234: March came home from it all perfectly prostrated
- 235: He was thwarted and disappointed
- 236: He may have been trying to silence Lindau
- 237: Fulkerson didn't appreciate you to the utmost
- 238: I didn't get my piety from him to day
- 239: We don't moil and toil to ourselves alone
- 240: Coonrod was just exactly where he first planted himself
- 241: For I suppose that was what Coonrod was up to
- 242: Or remorse for his own uncandor with him about Dryfoos
- 243: Dryfoos called up to his driver
- 244: But I thought everything of Coonrod
- 245: Dryfoos Didn't Fulkerson tell you that Lindau was very sick
- 246: He had always been so sorry for Lindau
- 247: But when she saw how fawther was bent on it
- 248: Mandel was now merely staying on provisionally
- 249: He could only punish Fulkerson by that
- 250: And Beaton rather fancied that beginning
- 251: Though they were strictly personal to Beaton
- 252: He was afraid Dryfoos would die
- 253: Dryfoos took his hat and stick from him
- 254: Beaton could not doubt which she would choose
- 255: Dryfoos was at my studio this morning
- 256: Beaton saw that she was nervous
- 257: It was because Beaton would not believe that Alma Leighton
- 258: Can any one else help a man unmake a fool of himself
- 259: Do you intend to be an old maid
- 260: And some little hints from Alma Leighton
- 261: I believe Fulkerson is characterizing my whole parlance
- 262: Dryfoos came into March's office
- 263: Dryfoos seemed determined to leave the word to March
- 264: And Fulkerson began to dance round the room
- 265: Dryfoos is a better man than Lindau
- 266: He had an insolent satisfaction in having delayed it so long
- 267: He found Mela in the drawing room
- 268: Mela was looking after both of them
- 269: Fulkerson absorbed Conrad's department into his
- 270: Fulkerson says he comes to see Alma
