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ILKA ON THE HILL-TOP AND OTHER STORIES
BY HJALMAR HJORTH BOYESEN
AUTHOR OF "GUNNAR," "FALCONBERG," ETC.
SECOND EDITION
1891
To DR. EGBERT GUERNSEY.
DEAR DOCTOR:
I can never expect adequately to repay you for your many valuable services to me and mine. Nevertheless, in recognition of what you have been to us, allow me to dedicate this unpretentious volume to you. I shall have more respect for my little stories if in some way they are associated with your name.
Very sincerely yours, HJALMAR H. BOYESEN.
NEW YORK, January, 1881.
CONTENTS.
ILKA ON THE HILL-TOP ANNUNCIATA UNDER THE GLACIER A KNIGHT OF DANNEBROG MABEL AND I (_A Philosophical Fairy Tale_) HOW MR. STORM MET HIS DESTINY
ILKA ON THE HILL-TOP
I.
Mr. Julius Hahn and his son Fritz were on a summer journey in the Tyrol. They had started from Mayrhofen early in the afternoon, on two meek-eyed, spiritless farm horses, and they intended to reach Ginzling before night-fall.
There was a great blaze of splendor hidden somewhere behind the western mountain-tops; broad bars of fiery light were climbing the sky, and the chalets and the Alpine meadows shone in a soft crimson illumination. The Zemmbach, which is of a choleric temperament, was seething and brawling in its rocky bed, and now and then sent up a fierce gust of spray, which blew like an icy shower-bath, into the faces of the travellers.
"_Ach, welch verfluchtes Wetter!_" cried Mr. Hahn fretfully, wiping off the streaming perspiration. "I'll be blasted if you catch me going to the Tyrol again for the sake of being fashionable!"
"But the scenery, father, the scenery!" exclaimed Fritz, pointing toward a great, sun-flushed peak, which rose in majestic isolation toward the north.
"The scenery--bah!" growled the senior Hahn. "For scenery, recommend me to Saxon Switzerland, where you may sit in an easy cushioned carriage without blistering your legs, as I have been doing to-day in this blasted saddle."
"Father, you are too fat," remarked the son, with a mischievous chuckle.
"And you promise fair to tread in my footsteps, son," retorted the elder, relaxing somewhat in his ill-humor.
This allusion to Mr. Fritz's prospective corpulence was not well received by the latter. He gave his horse a smart cut of the whip, which made the jaded animal start off at a sort of pathetic mazurka gait up the side of the mountain.
Mr. Julius Hahn was a person of no small consequence in Berlin. He was the proprietor of the "Haute Noblesse" Concert garden, a highly respectable place of amusement, which enjoyed the especial patronage of the officers of the Royal Guard. Weissbeer, Bairisch, Seidel, Pilzner, in fact all varieties of beer, and as connoisseurs asserted, of exceptional excellence, could be procured at the "Haute Noblesse;" and the most ingenious novelties in the way of gas illumination, besides two military bands, tended greatly to heighten the flavor of the beer, and to put the guests in a festive humor. Mr. Hahn had begun life in a small way with a swallow-tail coat, a white choker, and a napkin on his arm; his stock in trade, which he utilized to good purpose, was a peculiarly elastic smile and bow, both of which he accommodated with extreme nicety to the social rank of the person to whom they were addressed. He could listen to a conversation in which he was vitally interested, never losing even the shadow of an intonation, with a blank neutrality of countenance which could only be the result of a long transmission of ancestral inanity. He read the depths of your character, divined your little foibles and vanities, and very likely passed his supercilious judgment upon you, seeming all the while the personification of uncritical humility.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Ilka on the Hill-Top and Other Stories by Boyesen
- 2: Hahn rose rapidly in wealth and power
- 3: The parquet and the big boxes are for the gentlefolks
- 4: The yodling refrain this time was arch
- 5: Both Hohli ohli ohli ho
- 6: She bent down to attach the unfinished thread properly
- 7: Small chance for the 'Haute Noblesse
- 8: Responded the undaunted Uberta
- 9: Hahn and his son were holding a solemn consultation
- 10: Or you wouldn't Here the senior Hahn choked
- 11: Mother Uberta slammed the door in the faces of her visitors
- 12: As for the proprietor of the Haute Noblesse
- 13: With little gas jets concealed in their chalices
- 14: She walked up to the footlights and began to yodle softly
- 15: Mother Uberta beckoned Hansel aside
- 16: As he had just learned from Baedeker
- 17: Cranbrook flattered himself that he was such a companion
- 18: Cranbrook pondered for a moment
- 19: Cranbrook was all in a flutter
- 20: The padre probably means the modern Greeks
- 21: He introduced himself to Annunciata's mother
- 22: The next day Cranbrook parted amicably from Vincent
- 23: From Antonio himself to the two year old baby
- 24: The bells were tolling her name Annun ciata
- 25: Wondrous and glorious Annunciata
- 26: It also depends upon mother and Babetta
- 27: Annunciata came to bring him his dinner
- 28: If only Signore Giovanni would dress like that
- 29: After his first meeting with Annunciata
- 30: Lit a cigar and walked out upon the loggia
- 31: Cranbrook gazed long at the child
- 32: And his farm was called the Ormgrass farm
- 33: After long wavering she at last was betrothed to Arne
- 34: The lady's brother shot at Arne
- 35: The Ormgrass farm consisted of a long
- 36: Filled the basin with water from the glacier
- 37: Elsie Tharald's daughter Ormgrass
- 38: Even if what you say is worth blabbing
- 39: Maurice was walking along the beach
- 40: Whom he instinctively knew to be Elsie
- 41: Maurice still stayed on at the Ormgrass Farm
- 42: Who sought his death in the glacier
- 43: And the bodice was surmounted by a fair
- 44: But it will take three weeks to have the banns published
- 45: In the prow of the vessel stood Tharald
- 46: On the pier down at the fjord stood Maurice
- 47: Is that Dannevig was a hypocrite
- 48: That I made Dannevig's acquaintance
- 49: I met Dannevig frequently at clubs
- 50: Some superfluous ardor to this supercilious speech
- 51: If I were a friend of the countess
- 52: If Dannevig were stranded upon a desert isle
- 53: And in my present costume I feel inexpressibly plebeian
- 54: Where Dannevig had deposited his dignity
- 55: A Footnote A Knight of the Order of Dannebrog
- 56: He had a niece really ein allerliebstes Kind
- 57: Miss Hildegard looked rebellious for an instant
- 58: When we had finished the first waltz
- 59: And I had no pleasure to feign when I saw her advancing
- 60: Muttering some fierce execration against Dannevig
- 61: Pfeifer was hugely entertained
- 62: Against the strand beneath the garden fence
- 63: Your scepticism would make Tyndall tear his hair
- 64: Pfeifer proposed a walk in the park
- 65: The Pfeifers I continued to see frequently
- 66: There lay Dannevig but I would rather not describe him
- 67: A little after midnight Dannevig became restless
- 68: I suppose I ought to tell you something about Mabel
- 69: The gnome was no longer invisible
- 70: I wasn't at all sure that Mabel cared anything about me
- 71: The two blue lights came hovering directly toward me
- 72: Which curved upward like that of a parrot
- 73: And now she took out some sort of crochet work
- 74: There lay a live gnome on the ground
- 75: I loved Mabel too well as she seemed
- 76: My thoughts then naturally turned to Mabel
- 77: And the professor kissed Mabel
- 78: A hobby is not an expensive thing
- 79: Your sentiments about Norsewomen
- 80: Diese Dreie hoert' ich preisen
- 81: In a moment of abject despair he proposed to Emily
- 82: He had known silly girls who in moonlight were sublime
- 83: Felt inclined to covet my neighbor's child
- 84: And was christened two months later
- 85: And deliberately proceeded to demolish the precious tiles
- 86: A stout German nurse was procured
- 87: Helm an ineffectual disguise of the Norwegian Hjelm
- 88: And seized hold of the door knob
- 89: The next day Storm and Emily were quietly married
