Produced by Judith Boss
AN INTERNATIONAL EPISODE
By Henry James
PART I
Four years ago--in 1874--two young Englishmen had occasion to go to the United States. They crossed the ocean at midsummer, and, arriving in New York on the first day of August, were much struck with the fervid temperature of that city. Disembarking upon the wharf, they climbed into one of those huge high-hung coaches which convey passengers to the hotels, and with a great deal of bouncing and bumping, took their course through Broadway. The midsummer aspect of New York is not, perhaps, the most favorable one; still, it is not without its picturesque and even brilliant side. Nothing could well resemble less a typical English street than the interminable avenue, rich in incongruities, through which our two travelers advanced--looking out on each side of them at the comfortable animation of the sidewalks, the high-colored, heterogeneous architecture, the huge white marble facades glittering in the strong, crude light, and bedizened with gilded lettering, the multifarious awnings, banners, and streamers, the extraordinary number of omnibuses, horsecars, and other democratic vehicles, the vendors of cooling fluids, the white trousers and big straw hats of the policemen, the tripping gait of the modish young persons on the pavement, the general brightness, newness, juvenility, both of people and things. The young men had exchanged few observations; but in crossing Union Square, in front of the monument to Washington--in the very shadow, indeed, projected by the image of the _pater patriae_--one of them remarked to the other, "It seems a rum-looking place."
"Ah, very odd, very odd," said the other, who was the clever man of the two.
"Pity it's so beastly hot," resumed the first speaker after a pause.
"You know we are in a low latitude," said his friend.
"I daresay," remarked the other.
"I wonder," said the second speaker presently, "if they can give one a bath?"
"I daresay not," rejoined the other.
"Oh, I say!" cried his comrade.
This animated discussion was checked by their arrival at the hotel, which had been recommended to them by an American gentleman whose acquaintance they made--with whom, indeed, they became very intimate--on the steamer, and who had proposed to accompany them to the inn and introduce them, in a friendly way, to the proprietor. This plan, however, had been defeated by their friend's finding that his "partner" was awaiting him on the wharf and that his commercial associate desired him instantly to come and give his attention to certain telegrams received from St. Louis. But the two Englishmen, with nothing but their national prestige and personal graces to recommend them, were very well received at the hotel, which had an air of capacious hospitality. They found that a bath was not unattainable, and were indeed struck with the facilities for prolonged and reiterated immersion with which their apartment was supplied. After bathing a good deal--more, indeed, than they had ever done before on a single occasion--they made their way
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: An International Episode by Henry James
- 2: Appealing from the French waiter
- 3: Absorbing and emitting the passersby promiscuously
- 4: Introducing Lord Lambeth and Percy Beaumont
- 5: Westgate very cheerfully declared
- 6: Of course you don't like the gnats
- 7: Said Lord Lambeth to his companion
- 8: Westgate and talked together as they usually talked
- 9: Littledale said his wife was great fun
- 10: Fanning themselves with large straw fans
- 11: Westgate and make all proper inquiries
- 12: Westgate was extremely spontaneous
- 13: Beaumont are proof against that
- 14: Lord Lambeth listened to her with
- 15: They were afraid Lord Lambeth and Mr
- 16: Lord Lambeth repaid observation
- 17: When I read Thackeray and George Eliot
- 18: Westgate and her companion were near them
- 19: You had better take Lord Lambeth
- 20: Or bumping about on the cobblestones
- 21: He will become Duke of Bayswater
- 22: Percy Beaumont held his tongue
- 23: Westgate all this time had not
- 24: Westgate disembarked on the 18th of May on the British coast
- 25: The Butterworths see a lot of other people
- 26: Westgate had paid a visit to this venerable monument
- 27: Woodley declared with a faint asperity that was
- 28: I wrote this morning to Captain Littledale
- 29: Westgate thought for a moment there were tears in them
- 30: I hope you are getting some ideas for your couturiere
- 31: If I hadn't met Woodley I should never have found you
- 32: Lord Lambeth rejoined almost persuasively
- 33: I wonder you don't go to the Rosherville Gardens
- 34: Westgate began confessing and protesting
- 35: Yes if they like to be patronized
- 36: Westgate continued with charming ardor
- 37: Whereupon she always appealed to Lord Lambeth
- 38: Bessie is really too historical
- 39: Westgate admitted to be really devoted
- 40: Was very agreeable to Lord Lambeth
- 41: If Lord Lambeth should appear anywhere
- 42: Lord Lambeth looked at her a moment
- 43: Lord Lambeth continued to meditate
- 44: Beaumont looked at Lord Lambeth
- 45: Westgate for a moment seemed vexed
- 46: Lady Pimlico had asked of Bessie
- 47: Lord Lambeth has asked us for three days
- 48: Westgate replied almost grimly
