J. S. LE FANU'S GHOSTLY TALES, VOLUME 4
Ghost Stories of Chapelizod (1851) The Drunkard's Dream (1838) The Ghost and the Bone-setter (1838) The Mysterious Lodger (1850)
by
Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu
GHOST STORIES OF CHAPELIZOD
Take my word for it, there is no such thing as an ancient village, especially if it has seen better days, unillustrated by its legends of terror. You might as well expect to find a decayed cheese without mites, or an old house without rats, as an antique and dilapidated town without an authentic population of goblins. Now, although this class of inhabitants are in nowise amenable to the police authorities, yet, as their demeanor directly affects the comforts of her Majesty's subjects, I cannot but regard it as a grave omission that the public have hitherto been left without any statistical returns of their numbers, activity, etc., etc. And I am persuaded that a Commission to inquire into and report upon the numerical strength, habits, haunts, etc., etc., of supernatural agents resident in Ireland, would be a great deal more innocent and entertaining than half the Commissions for which the country pays, and at least as instructive. This I say, more from a sense of duty, and to deliver my mind of a grave truth, than with any hope of seeing the suggestion adopted. But, I am sure, my readers will deplore with me that the comprehensive powers of belief, and apparently illimitable leisure, possessed by parliamentary commissions of inquiry, should never have been applied to the subject I have named, and that the collection of that species of information should be confided to the gratuitous and desultory labours of individuals, who, like myself, have other occupations to attend to. This, however, by the way.
Among the village outposts of Dublin, Chapelizod once held a considerable, if not a foremost rank. Without mentioning its connexion with the history of the great Kilmainham Preceptory of the Knights of St. John, it will be enough to remind the reader of its ancient and celebrated Castle, not one vestige of which now remains, and of the fact that it was for, we believe, some centuries, the summer residence of the Viceroys of Ireland. The circumstance of its being up, we believe, to the period at which that corps was disbanded, the headquarters of the Royal Irish Artillery, gave it also a consequence of an humbler, but not less substantial kind. With these advantages in its favour, it is not wonderful that the town exhibited at one time an air of substantial and semi-aristocratic prosperity unknown to Irish villages in modern times.
A broad street, with a well-paved footpath, and houses as lofty as were at that time to be found in the fashionable streets of Dublin; a goodly stone-fronted barrack; an ancient church, vaulted beneath, and with a tower clothed from its summit to its base with the richest ivy; an humble Roman Catholic chapel; a steep bridge spanning the Liffey, and a great old mill at the near end of it, were the principal features of the town. These, or at least most of them, remain still, but the greater part in a very changed and forlorn condition. Some of them indeed are superseded, though not obliterated by modern erections, such as the bridge, the chapel, and the church in part; the rest forsaken by the order who originally raised them, and delivered up to poverty, and in some cases to absolute decay.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: J. S. Le Fanu's Ghostly Tales, Volume 4 by Le Fanu
- 2: And contrived to provoke Ned Moran
- 3: Bully Larkin challenged the heroic youth
- 4: And as well as Larkin could see
- 5: In the reality of the preternatural summons which
- 6: That Phil Slaney went into a small back parlour
- 7: As Bob glided wistfully by them
- 8: The sexton began to feel queer
- 9: And the sexton beheld that his skull was roofless
- 10: And fonder of whiskey punch than good advice
- 11: The column continued steadily to advance
- 12: What on airth is the manin' of all this
- 13: And stamping slightly on the pavement
- 14: He beckoned authoritatively to Peter
- 15: They both pointed to the sill of the window
- 16: I don't know what yez are or what yez want iv me
- 17: Lies buried in the little churchyard of Chapelizod
- 18: Which has been spoken to terrify
- 19: As we mounted flight after flight towards the garret floor
- 20: Helpless creatures who knelt so humbly around me
- 21: His recovery would be more assured and rapid
- 22: His vehemence was perfectly terrific
- 23: And mixing with the trembling of the fire overhead
- 24: I had one evening met Pat Connell
- 25: And going to the head of the staircase
- 26: And administering it to the thirsty souls of purgatory
- 27: An' he went up at nightfall with a bottle of pottieen
- 28: It id be neither friendly nor good nathured
- 29: An' thrun himself down an the floor
- 30: 'your honour's not unasy about the killin' iv him
- 31: Down wint the squire over the table
- 32: And the whole school of infidels
- 33: To obviate unpleasant measures
- 34: I never did see such a waistcoat
- 35: On the terms agreed between us
- 36: During that anxious tete a tete
- 37: Spite of the muffler that enveloped his mouth
- 38: You will find me always equally punctual
- 39: I certainly did see a cat go into your room last night
- 40: And became more and more unequivocal
- 41: There is nothing unusual in the room but that crutch
- 42: They startled and even horrified her
- 43: To avoid the society of our lodger
- 44: Clutched her arm violently near the wrist
- 45: Deducting a fair proportion for his five weeks' sojourn
- 46: I shan't quarrel with you I never quarrel with anybody
- 47: Holding little Fanny by one hand
- 48: Exactly as she came to this part of her supplication
- 49: As I thus sate in what was to me
- 50: And then a little nearer still
- 51: Poor baby poor little darling baby
- 52: Its expression was the purest and noblest I could conceive
- 53: Tormented with doubts of the very basis of her religion
- 54: Unable to utter a cry with the voice of that demon pouring
- 55: I recounted to her his discourse
- 56: Why don't you read the Bible
- 57: He visits you in sorrow and sorrow
- 58: I seized the darling child in my arms
- 59: At the failure of his prescriptions
- 60: And so you make the place odious to me
- 61: And then came the horrible effort
- 62: Our lodger shuffled away abruptly
- 63: Distant burial ground where my darling lay
- 64: And in obedience to my incoherent and agonised commands
- 65: Accompanied by the peculiar tapping of the crutch
