Produced by David Widger
JACK HINTON,
THE GUARDSMAN.
By Charles James Lever
With Illustrations by Browne
LONDON:
CHAPMAN AND HALL, 193, PICCADILLY.
1857.
PREFACE.
Very few words of preface will suffice to the volume now presented to my readers. My intention was to depict, in the early experiences of a young Englishman in Ireland, some of the almost inevitable mistakes incidental to such a character. I had so often myself listened to so many absurd and exaggerated opinions on Irish character, formed on the very slightest acquaintance with the country, and by persons, too, who, with all the advantages long intimacy might confer, would still have been totally inadequate to the task of a rightful appreciation, that I deemed the subject one where a little "reprisal" might be justifiable.
Scarcely, however, had I entered upon my story, than I strayed from the path I had determined on, and, with very little reference to my original intention, suffered Jack Hinton to "take his chance amongst the natives," and with far too much occupation on his hands to give time for reflecting over their peculiarities, or recording their singular traits, I threw him into the society of the capital, under the vice-royalty of a celebrated Duke, all whose wayward eccentricities were less marked than the manly generosity and genuine honesty of his character. I introduced him into a set where, whatever purely English readers may opine, I have wonderfully little exaggerated; and I led him down to the West to meet adventures which every newspaper, some twenty-five years ago, would show were by no means extravagant or strange.
As for the characters of the story, there is not one for which I did not take a "real sitter;" at the same time, I have never heard one single correct guess as to the types that afforded them. To Mrs. Paul Rooney, Father Tom Loftus, Bob Mahon, O'Grady, Tipperary Joe, and even Corny himself, I have scarcely added a touch which nature has not given them, while assuredly I have failed to impart many a fine and delicate tint far above the "reach of--'_my_--art," and which might have presented them in stronger light and shadow than I have dared to attempt. Had I desired to caricature English ignorance as to Ireland in the person of my Guardsman, nothing would have been easier; but I preferred merely exposing him to such errors as might throw into stronger relief the peculiarities of Irishmen, and, while offering something to laugh at, give no offence to either. The volume amused me while I was writing it,--less, perhaps, by what I recorded, than what I abstained from inditing; at all events, it was the work of some of the pleasantest hours of my life, and if it can ever impart to any of my readers a portion of the amusement some of the real characters afforded myself, it will not be all a failure. That it may succeed so far is the hope of the reader's
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Jack Hinton by Charles James Lever
- 2: Wore besides the ribbon of the Bath
- 3: That his appointment is on the staff in Ireland
- 4: I turned to look for Lady Julia
- 5: The result must be gleaned from my story
- 6: Highly beneficial to your digestion
- 7: All suddenly converted into riotous and roystering feasters
- 8: Upon which all my luggage was already placed
- 9: A levee at the Castle was displayed
- 10: It had nothing in common with other wigs
- 11: Bad luck to them for that same
- 12: Delany walked towards the window
- 13: In this way Corny Delany does me good service
- 14: They'll not take the duty off claret
- 15: Where each man rode down his neighbour
- 16: There was but one expression to qualify all How Irish
- 17: Whose chosen associates were Irish
- 18: Rather than to question the intractable Corny
- 19: And committed as much pillage upon the peaceable inhabitants
- 20: Chief justice And the suit
- 21: Corny is a most pious Catholic
- 22: He drew forth a card of most portentous dimensions
- 23: As he surveyed the card with his glass
- 24: The faded and bygone equipages
- 25: From the number of dragoons that surrounded the carriage
- 26: Poor Lady Kil Speak to me
- 27: And that I was in some infernal scrape
- 28: The manoeuvres of the day included a sham battle
- 29: With all the discord of their band
- 30: Westropp standing high in his stirrups
- 31: A luncheon on the most liberal scale
- 32: Thanks to the assiduous attentions of Bob Dwyer
- 33: Rooney lifted his hat straight above his head
- 34: I'm delighted you know the Rooneys
- 35: Rooney the versatile nature he rejoiced in
- 36: Rooney had other and very superior powers of attraction
- 37: Had not her mouth somewhat marred their effect
- 38: Rooney had lent him large sums
- 39: Became now scrupulous about every petty observance
- 40: Rooney and here let me mention
- 41: For Dublin is still a garrison city
- 42: With these words Corny began his descent
- 43: Rooney backed and shuffled himself out of my room
- 44: That little girl the Rooneys have got is very pretty
- 45: Lord Dudley lounged one more round the room
- 46: We extract some fun out of our misfortunes
- 47: Who by family and connections was a gentleman
- 48: As I looked upon the brilliant dress circle
- 49: Brilliantly lighted and thronged with servants
- 50: And blind hookey delighted to see you walk in'
- 51: Rooney moved gracefully to one side
- 52: Paul Rooney been asked on the morning after her ball
- 53: ' 'That negus is mighty strong
- 54: I will resign Miss Bellew to your care
- 55: Delighted to have Miss Bellew for my companion
- 56: Although less risk of discomfiture
- 57: Rooney called a forcible entry on a summary process
- 58: Wishing to see Miss Bellew again ere I took my leave
- 59: Rooney alone maintained her position
- 60: ' Illustration 148 Leaving Corny to his lamentations
- 61: That however ridiculous the Rooneys at night
- 62: Rooney to ruminate over an announcement
- 63: Rooney strictly maintained the terms of the covenant
- 64: And amuse him with a sight of the great Rooney treaty
- 65: Never backward with his repartee
- 66: While to my lot Miss Bellew fell
- 67: But with Miss Bellew the circumstances are quite different
- 68: The Rooneys themselves omitted nothing to humour my caprices
- 69: Devilish good mistake that of mine
- 70: What the deuce could you have said or done
- 71: Our friend Dudley is not much given to fighting
- 72: For the prejudice of the period
- 73: And at once threw myself on my bed
- 74: Maybe in George's Street barrack
- 75: So as completely to prevent Watson
- 76: Lord Dudley de Vere has detailed to me
- 77: For Corny was even greater in reply than attack
- 78: Miss Bellew did not appear at all
- 79: However high my esteem for Miss Bellew before
- 80: In a slightly tremulous voice 'I am sorry
- 81: Become part and parcel of ourselves
- 82: The undying remorse of those unfeeling wretches
- 83: Who are these frightful Rooneys
- 84: Thus concluded this famous epistle
- 85: Paul has taken his departure for the circuit
- 86: What a fearful temper Paul will be in
- 87: Of smaller range and humbler practice
- 88: And we were admitted into the inner hall
- 89: Popularly known in this city as the discount dennet
- 90: AN EVENING IN TOWNWe dined at the club house
- 91: Filling his glass and pushing over the decanter to me
- 92: Save by the yellow gleam of the street lamp
- 93: Covering the whole with a hood
- 94: Two fiddles from the supper room
- 95: Filling his pipkin from the ample bowl before him
- 96: The Rooneys were well known to them all
- 97: The Rooneys have cut all their low acquaintances
- 98: Who that can bring to mind the brilliancy of Curran
- 99: This sally produced a roar of laughter
- 100: I have gone on adding wager to wager
- 101: This disclosed to me how completely I was entrapped
- 102: And although by the courtesy of the turf he is a gentleman
- 103: And Corny has asked for a few days' leave of absence
- 104: THE CANAL BOATIn obedience to O'Grady's directions
- 105: They would boil one's father if they had him on board
- 106: Larkins For a set of shrivelled up craytures
- 107: Larkins And it's purgatory ye don't like
- 108: Carney would stir it for you with her finger
- 109: Having fastened a rope to the stern
- 110: I dismissed the ungrateful notion
- 111: Basking his swarthy features in the sun
- 112: My footsteps echoed along the silent corridor
- 113: Nayther more nor less than Corny himself
- 114: Devil a farthing I'll take off it
- 115: And peopling space with flickering spectres
- 116: ''They who know me best call me Jack Hinton
- 117: Sometimes he 'll break his stirrup leather
- 118: Click Burke 'could be a gentleman when he pleased it
- 119: The Captain has treated me very ill
- 120: And that with your riding ''Ay
- 121: Burke is going to ride for my friend
- 122: Burke had resumed his place at the fire
- 123: Ulick as much as he can do to ride him to morrow
- 124: The groom preceded me to the little outhouse
- 125: And rush him at the double ditch there
- 126: Dropping his voice 'Tom Molloy s mare isn't thoroughbred
- 127: With a certain peculiar smack of his mouth
- 128: And humbugging the Castle people
- 129: The carriages were late in arriving
- 130: Looking out upon the bleak country side
- 131: Where I now found the packet had been driven in
- 132: We halt at Carrick till the detachment comes up
- 133: While on every side of him pop
- 134: Wearied and fatigued by his exertions
- 135: He has sent a whip that was very thoughtful of Dillon
- 136: ''The best house in the county
- 137: While returning their courtesy
- 138: 'The crowd now fell back rapidly
- 139: Mr Burke proceeded leisurely to unbutton his greatcoat
- 140: Dashing his head forward between the forelegs
- 141: Burke came bounding over the hedge
- 142: When from the bottom of the gripe a figure sprang wildly up
- 143: ''My dear Ulick ' said Dillon
- 144: Mahon almost lifted me into the tax cart
- 145: On the steps of which stood Hugh Dillon himself
- 146: I could thus set myself to criticise the cookery
- 147: To secure Miss Bellew as my fellow traveller
- 148: As her bright eyes sparkled with fun
- 149: Harkin was a public functionary
- 150: When Miss Bellew was engaged by another partner
- 151: You know not how superior is the cutting sarcasm
- 152: I hurried through the room to find out Dillon
- 153: ' said Miss Bellew to her uncle
- 154: With my arms folded and my eyes firmly fixed
- 155: Is that a clean glass beside you
- 156: Nec fortunam nec gratiam habes no indeed
- 157: Forgetting all his moral declamation on duelling
- 158: That my cousin Darcy Mahon called it Newgate
- 159: And when poor Darby opened the door
- 160: Until at last poor Darby became so overpowered
- 161: Dan was pitching into poor Ffrench
- 162: Lambert took not a very prominent part
- 163: So I crept noiselessly back to my room
- 164: Mahon informed me that Pigott was an old half pay Colonel
- 165: I perceived that Burke was not there
- 166: Burke drew his hat far down upon his eyes
- 167: For straight between the eyes the weapon struck me
- 168: 'if there was another doctor within forty miles
- 169: 'it's maybe the jugular she'd cut
- 170: Of all the circumstances which attended my illness
- 171: It makes me nervous to dwell on this odious topic
- 172: 'De Vere is constantly with us
- 173: 'I am anxiously looking out for Corny
- 174: That seemed to recur with unbroken precision
- 175: He had promised to come in early with Major Mahon
- 176: Putting her hand into her reticule
- 177: From my short experience of Ireland
- 178: And when the convaniency gets into one of them
- 179: Illustration 380 'Howld him tight I ugh
- 180: Could I have borrowed any portion of his narrative power
- 181: Rich in tillage and pasture land
- 182: Muttering with rapid utterance
- 183: Gently withdrawing the sheet that covered him
- 184: Or broke into a discordant shout
- 185: And spoke for several minutes in Irish
- 186: If the little boy didn't die Shaun was off to America
- 187: Which grew fainter and fainter as they passed up the glen
- 188: They dragged poor Tarleton downstairs
- 189: Unlike the peasantry of other countries
- 190: I am always forgetting you are not one of ourselves
- 191: For he assembled all the tenants
- 192: But Mahon soon relieved him ' Never mind
- 193: Upon which now two great big padlocks were hanging
- 194: And then Nick and the other followed
- 195: Such a scene was never witnessed the sheep bleating
- 196: The residence of Sir Simon Bellew
- 197: Now busying herself among the breakfast things
- 198: At last I set myself to explore the good father's shelves
- 199: 'will you allow me to introduce myself Sir Simon Bellew
- 200: I was left to myself and my own reflections
- 201: And lay into that baste my heart is broke flogging him
- 202: He received us with most polished courtesy
- 203: Requires age to make it mellow
- 204: And I was left for the first time alone beside Miss Bellew
- 205: I'm so heated with an argument I had with Sir Simon
- 206: My days were entirely spent at Castle Bellew
- 207: We trod some dark and shaded alley
- 208: The old hag clutched at it eagerly
- 209: I again endeavoured to awake Louisa from her stupor
- 210: And a sea of boiling foam hissed around me
- 211: Gaunt figure of Sir Simon Bellew his eyes staring wildly
- 212: He clasped his hands fervently together as he replied
- 213: All the seductions of the brilliant world
- 214: Soon found myself upon the mountain path
- 215: I stopped for an instant to breathe
- 216: But the large seal bore the arms of the Bellew family
- 217: How far explain the affliction that had fallen on me
- 218: ' Here Patsey looked a little put out
- 219: In search of a pony to carry me over the mountain
- 220: 'Have you bought this pony for me
- 221: Was seen now flowing among the grassy meadows
- 222: ' The divil resave another step
- 223: For 'Andy' had been summoned to Ennis
- 224: These were my first reflections
- 225: Which was a large and handsome barouche
- 226: He was the Honourable Horace Jerningham
- 227: We now chatted away on a variety of subjects
- 228: No theirs were the rigid features of intense passion
- 229: There was mute and speechless suffering
- 230: Rueful laughs of honest indignation
- 231: Jovial looking attorney general
- 232: ''Bob Mahon is certainly a bold fellow
- 233: These feelings were mine as I paced the old well worn stairs
- 234: One of the aides de camp I knew but slightly
- 235: Spoke to General Hinton ''To my father
- 236: Subdued raillery she excelled in
- 237: For the Twenty eighth were most impatiently expecting us
- 238: That fellow De Vere was very intimate here when I arrived
- 239: My old companion Tipperary Joe
- 240: He looked wildly around him on the strange
- 241: The splendour of the women's dress
- 242: Omitting only those in which Miss Bellew bore a part
- 243: 'The words were not well spoken when Lord Dudley de Vere
- 244: Rooney never played in his life
- 245: Nothing but ringing bells from morning till night
- 246: A fit of coughing from Corny interrupted his reply
- 247: Under the faith of speedy repayment
- 248: Lady Charlotte must retire to Bath
- 249: Nothing abashed by this indeed
- 250: And I hurried homeward with a heart crushed and wounded
- 251: It was a message from Lady Charlotte
- 252: Just at this moment Julia entered in her travelling dress
- 253: Corny had mounted to his place beside Thomas
- 254: Chilling wind swept across the bleak plain
- 255: In a few minutes the bugle again sounded to resume the march
- 256: The clanking crash of cavalry columns
- 257: The drowsy hum of the summer insects
- 258: And her steady hand on the bridle
- 259: Some rushed to their holsters and drew forth their pistols
- 260: Nous avons eu d'grands avantages
- 261: A blue rocket was seen to mount into the air
- 262: And that the destination of the forces was Vittoria
- 263: The dark columns of winding cavalry
- 264: Turned from the Plaza into a narrow street
- 265: 'he is the senior aide de camp
- 266: At last he said 'Are you on parole
- 267: Regiments passed now only at intervals
- 268: Followed by a train of baggage waggons
- 269: 'It was the celebrated Guerilla Guiposcoa
- 270: And the same moment the guerilla sprang over the battlements
- 271: Heavy waggons inscribed in large letters
- 272: Whose guns thundered clearer and clearer every moment
- 273: And drove their beaten armies beyond the Pyrenees
- 274: Ces sont les Cossaques d'Angleterre
- 275: But never even alluded to Lady Julia
- 276: One portion of the royalists maintained a dogged
- 277: The equipage dashed through the town
- 278: And the pavement flying at every step
- 279: The erect and soldierlike figure of the Prussian
- 280: Have you ever met Tom Burke Burke of Ours
- 281: With the downfall of Napoleon died his every hope
- 282: And his head surmounted by a red Cossack mutcka
- 283: 'Leaving Corny to his oration before the mob
- 284: Cassidy is assuredly more Milesian than Roman
- 285: That Julia seemed aware of the question a slight
- 286: I only dared to glance at Julia
- 287: Grammont now looked at his watch
- 288: Not only to listen with patience
- 289: This simple equipage belonged to the King of Prussia
- 290: But just as we entered the courtyard of this hotel
- 291: Vulgar pretension is a triple shield that no eye can pierce
- 292: A group of Cossack officers in full scarlet costume
- 293: Now leaned on the arm of an emperor
- 294: Have you seen this ward of Madame de Roni
- 295: But you know Lady Julia well enough ''Lady Julia
- 296: Making the whole run thus 'Sing the Cruiskeen Lawn
- 297: She conversed with evident effort
- 298: I had actually reached the street where the Rooneys lived
- 299: As with ceaseless monotony he repeated 'Faites le jeu
- 300: Where a servant demanded my billet
- 301: It was Lord Dudley de Vere and Ulick Burke
- 302: Many as reckless as himself were there
- 303: That's what I call walking inside of Hinton
- 304: 'that muttering is so devilish like a spy
- 305: And De Vere fell with a crash to the floor
- 306: And retains the secret as a hold over Burke
- 307: Nobody knows of it but myself and Tim
- 308: When suddenly the door opened and Paul Rooney rushed in
- 309: He has been the spy of the Bonapartist faction all this time
- 310: The lady in question is the daughter of an Irish baronet
- 311: Miss Bellew declined joining us
- 312: It was in that dusky twilight we sat
- 313: And addressed to Father Loftus
- 314: Who watched the proceeding with increasing impatience
- 315: Father Loftus sleeps in Murranakilty
- 316: ' even though it condemns him to solitude
