Produced by Al Haines
[Frontispiece: A DRAWING FROM LIFE BY JOHN CECIL CLAY]
JAP HERRON
A NOVEL WRITTEN FROM
THE OUIJA BOARD
WITH AN INTRODUCTION
THE COMING OF JAP HERRON
by
Emily Grant Hutchings
NEW YORK
MITCHELL KENNERLEY
MCMXVII
COPYRIGHT 1917 BY
MITCHELL KENNERLEY
PRINTED IN AMERICA
THE COMING OF "JAP HERRON"
On the afternoon of the second Thursday in March, 1916, I responded to an invitation to the regular meeting of a small psychical research society. There was to be a lecture on cosmic relations, and the hostess for the afternoon, whom I had met twice socially, thought I might be interested, my name having appeared in connection with a recently detailed series of psychic experiments. To all those present, with the exception of the hostess, I was a total stranger. I learned, with some surprise, that these men and women had been meeting, with an occasional break of a few months, for more than five years. The record of these meetings filled several type-written volumes.
When word came that the lecturer was unavoidably detained, the hostess requested Mrs. Lola V. Hays to entertain the members and guests by a demonstration of her ability to transmit spirit messages by means of a planchette and a lettered board. The apparatus was familiar to me; but the outcome of that afternoon's experience revealed a new use for the transmission board. After several messages, more or less personal, had been spelled out, the pointer of the planchette traced the words:
"Samuel L. Clemens, lazy Sam." There was a long pause, and then: "Well, why don't some of you say something?"
I was born in Hannibal, and my pulses quickened. I wanted to put a host of questions to the greatest humorist and the greatest philosopher of modern times; but I was an outsider, unacquainted with the usages of the club, and I remained silent while the planchette continued:
"Say, folks, don't knock my memoirs too hard. They were written when Mark Twain was dead to all sense of decency. When brains are soft, the method should be anaesthesia."
Not one of those present had read Mark Twain's memoirs, and the plaint fell upon barren soil. The arrival of the lecturer prevented further confession from the unseen communicant; but I was so deeply impressed that I begged my hostess to permit me to come again. For my benefit a meeting was arranged at which there was no lecturer, and I was asked to sit for the first time with Mrs. Hays.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Jap Herron by Emily Grant Hutchings
- 2: The planchette made reply Consult your record for 1911
- 3: It began with a partial synopsis
- 4: As we applied our finger tips to the planchette
- 5: We discussed the use of the word riffle
- 6: As the planchette continued its amazing revelation Smoke up
- 7: Hays has written much light fiction
- 8: The planchette remained motionless under our fingers
- 9: For this reason I gave you the synopses
- 10: When he had finished the dictation
- 11: And the planchette stopped abruptly
- 12: The reading of Ellis Hinton's will
- 13: When Jap Herron was elected Mayor of Bloomtown
- 14: And when the planchette had traced the words
- 15: Yet the shillalah is better than the claymore
- 16: To whom they preached hell and brimstone
- 17: And it fretted Jacky Herron sorely
- 18: Jap surveyed him apprehensively
- 19: To insure a big puff for Myrtilla
- 20: Though she may wear blue calico
- 21: Abraham Lincoln used colons and semicolons
- 22: Luellen wouldn't be dictated to
- 23: Brons ain't been around these parts
- 24: Jap set to work to undo the mischief he had wrought
- 25: Jap bought the cherished pants
- 26: And Jap donned his long trousers again
- 27: There can't nothing beat Wat now
- 28: Jap had held down the office alone
- 29: Finally Jap laid an inky hand on Ellis's shoulder
- 30: Jap looked at Billy glued to the stool
- 31: Jap followed the movement with anxious eye
- 32: When old man Blome laid out his farm in town lots
- 33: Jap stood as if stricken to stone
- 34: Or a combination of Jap and Bill
- 35: Ellis called Jap into the little back room where
- 36: Jap noted the anxiety in his face
- 37: Last week Jap had to carve three A's for Allen's handbill
- 38: Jap followed Bill to the pavement
- 39: This here town ain't no quitter
- 40: Jap turned a murderous look upon him
- 41: Jap did not detect this verse for several weeks
- 42: Jap took up the offending sheet
- 43: Not until Jap looked for a long
- 44: Flossy went back to the cottage
- 45: It grew like the turnip sprouts
- 46: Jap had been obsessed by a disquieting foreboding
- 47: Jap wanted to talk it over with Flossy
- 48: That night Jap lay awake long hours
- 49: As Jap disentangled his legs from the stool
- 50: And Jap scowled at the stick in his hand
- 51: Dressed up as a temperance lecturer
- 52: I never turned it over to Ellis
- 53: Jap turned to consult his copy
- 54: Jap looked silently from the door
- 55: When the Lord made Jap Herron He made a man
- 56: Somehow the story of Jap Herron
- 57: Timidly she approached Jap and touched his arm
- 58: I heard what Jap said just now
- 59: He clapped Jap on the shoulder
- 60: Jap raised his head from his hands
- 61: While Jap Herron was cleanin' up
- 62: Jap flung an empty ink bottle after him
- 63: When Jap marries I'll play second fiddle
- 64: To Jap it was the crowning insult
- 65: Jap sprang up with a strangled cry
- 66: Jap followed her beneath the grape trellis
- 67: Jap kept his solemn vigil alone
- 68: Jap kissed her forehead gently
- 69: As Jap and Bill turned back toward Main street
- 70: Flossy Hinton's life was a religion
- 71: Jap put her aside gently and sat up
- 72: Jap walked with Bill to the cemetery
- 73: Jap invented a stinger for Bronson Jones
- 74: Kelly looked ruefully back into the rain
- 75: It was now up to the rest of the state whether Wat Harlow
- 76: Jap shoved his stool to the case
- 77: Jap drew Bill around to face him
- 78: What would Flossy want you to do
- 79: Jap shook his hand mechanically
- 80: This town had to have its Jap Herron
- 81: Jap looked across at him in astonishment and wonder
- 82: I guess that I will have to keep house for Jappie
- 83: Iz wouldn't leave Jap while the thing was in doubt
- 84: And Jap and Bill tumbled into bed
- 85: Jap struggled with his self possession an instant
- 86: Alice Granger lifted her heavy lids
- 87: Jap was taxed to the uttermost
- 88: Jap hurried home to tell the news
- 89: Her manager consented to have her sing for Jap and Isabel
- 90: Jap and Isabel watched and smiled
