Produced by Nick Hodson of London, England
Jacob Faithful, by Captain Marryat.
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Captain Frederick Marryat was born July 10 1792, and died August 8 1848. He retired from the British navy in 1828 in order to devote himself to writing. In the following 20 years he wrote 26 books, many of which are among the very best of English literature, and some of which are still in print.
Marryat had an extraordinary gift for the invention of episodes in his stories. He says somewhere that when he sat down for the day's work, he never knew what he was going to write. He certainly was a literary genius.
"Jacob Faithful" was published in 1834, the fifth book to flow from Marryat's pen. The story tells the life and adventures of a boy who was born and brought up on a lighter (small river-barge) on the River Thames as it flows through London. It gives an extremely interesting contemporary picture of life in London and on the river in the early part of the nineteenth century.
This e-text was transcribed in 1998 by Nick Hodson, and was reformatted in 2003, and again in 2005.
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JACOB FAITHFUL, BY CAPTAIN FREDERICK MARRYAT.
CHAPTER ONE.
MY BIRTH, PARENTAGE, AND FAMILY PRETENSIONS--UNFORTUNATELY I PROVE TO BE A DETRIMENTAL OR YOUNGER SON, WHICH IS REMEDIED BY A TRIFLING ACCIDENT-- I HARDLY RECEIVE THE FIRST ELEMENTS OF SCIENCE FROM MY FATHER, WHEN THE ELEMENTS CONSPIRE AGAINST ME, AND I AM LEFT AN ORPHAN.
Gentle reader, I was born upon the water--not upon the salt and angry ocean, but upon the fresh and rapid-flowing river. It was in a floating sort of box, called a lighter, and upon the river Thames, at low water, when I first smelt the mud. This lighter was manned (an expression amounting to bullism, if not construed _kind_-ly) by my father, my mother, and your humble servant. My father had the sole charge--he was monarch of the deck: my mother, of course, was queen, and I was the heir-apparent.
Before I say one word about myself, allow me dutifully to describe my parents. First, then, I will portray my queen mother. Report says, that when she first came on board of the lighter, a lighter figure and a lighter step never pressed a plank; but as far as I can tax my recollection, she was always a fat, unwieldy woman. Locomotion was not to her taste--gin was. She seldom quitted the cabin--never quitted the lighter: a pair of shoes may have lasted her for five years for the wear and tear she took out of them. Being of this domestic habit, as all married women ought to be, she was always to be found when wanted; but although always at hand, she was not always on her feet. Towards the close of the day, she lay down upon her bed--a wise precaution when a person can no longer stand. The fact was, that my honoured mother, although her virtue was unimpeachable, was frequently seduced by liquor; and although constant to my father, was debauched and to be found in bed with that insidious assailer of female uprightness--_gin_. The lighter, which might have been compared to another garden of Eden, of which my mother was the Eve, and my father the Adam to consort with, was entered by this serpent who tempted her; and if she did not eat, she drank, which was even worse. At first, indeed--and I may mention it to prove how the enemy always gains admittance under a specious form--she drank it only to keep the cold out of her stomach, which the humid atmosphere from the surrounding water appeared to warrant. My father took his pipe for the same reason; but, at the time that I was born, he smoked and she drank from morning to night, because habit had rendered it almost necessary to their existence. The pipe was always to his lip, the glass incessantly to hers. I would have defied any cold ever to have penetrated into their stomachs;--but I have said enough of my mother for the present; I will now pass on to my father.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Jacob Faithful by Frederick Marryat
- 2: He had accustomed himself to certain hieroglyphics
- 3: You're for taking everything coolly I presume
- 4: My father and mother never quitted the lighter
- 5: Which were now fainter and fainter
- 6: I fulfil the last injunctions of my father
- 7: And would have interrogated me
- 8: But now you had better go down with Sarah into the kitchen
- 9: In her career she somewhat reversed the case of Semele
- 10: Mr Drummond helped me to some scalding soup
- 11: Observed the good natured Mrs Drummond
- 12: Much to the annoyance of Miss Drummond
- 13: In person Dominie Dobiensis was above six feet
- 14: Mr Knapps shall forthwith instruct thee
- 15: And whatever else Mr Knapps may tell thee
- 16: The Dominie looked at his watch
- 17: Barnaby advanced and held out his hand
- 18: Barnaby and Cinderella having it out
- 19: I had been brought up by Mr Knapps as contumelious
- 20: Barnaby Bracegirdle had a talent for caricature
- 21: Observed the Dominie to Mr Knapps
- 22: These drawings are by Barnaby Bracegirdle
- 23: Did Barnaby Bracegirdle give you none of them
- 24: Consonat omne nemus strepitu for nemus read schoolroom
- 25: And giving directions to the matron
- 26: Artifices levior non potes esse manu
- 27: And Mr Drummond made his appearance
- 28: And that Marables had not the key
- 29: I thought Marables had charge of the craft
- 30: The Dominie gave me a Latin Testament
- 31: When Marables and Fleming came up
- 32: He said to Marables in my hearing
- 33: Shortly afterwards Marables came out again
- 34: That thou mightest impart the whole
- 35: To ascertain if Marables were disturbed
- 36: I paused in fear but Marables still slept
- 37: I added my resistance to that of Marables
- 38: Which of you threw him overboard
- 39: The handcuffs were put on Marables as well as on Fleming
- 40: Dividing my time between the Dominie and Mr Drummond's
- 41: Hallooed a man from another barge
- 42: Or I'll unscrew one of the broomsticks
- 43: And as it was proved that Battersea had buried the body
- 44: For the matter of drinking the grog
- 45: And wanted about three months to sarve my time
- 46: Just as the Danes boarded on the other
- 47: Water drove him out of the sarvice
- 48: What is that frizzing in your frying pan
- 49: But when I looked at Marables I was astonished
- 50: John Marables guilty or not guilty
- 51: While Marables was sentenced to transportation for life
- 52: But I never heard the story of Sam Bowles
- 53: And my fancy girl made the pouch for me
- 54: Having the harpoon iron in his hand
- 55: A young Tom as well as an old Tom on board
- 56: Said a voice behind the Dominie
- 57: ' Alternante vorans vasta Charybdis aqua
- 58: She sang another I'd be a butterfly
- 59: Amused by this naivete on the part of the Dominie
- 60: And the Dominie appeared to enjoy the lobscouse very much
- 61: Holding out his empty pannikin
- 62: Ben licks Poll 'cause she talked and laughed with other men
- 63: While Ben was standing on the jetty
- 64: Jacobe fili dilectissime quid fecisti
- 65: Drinking deeply from his pannikin
- 66: And swig the flowing can followed the Dominie
- 67: Friend Dux Quem virum sumes celebrare music amicus
- 68: The Dominie see sawing as he sat
- 69: And brave Admiral Benbow received a chain shot
- 70: Very busily stumping about the windlass
- 71: Here the Dominie was silent for some time
- 72: And warned me from intoxication
- 73: And the Dominie made no remarks to me on the subject
- 74: I now lived with Mr Drummond as one of his own family
- 75: Mrs Turnbull anticipating dinners and fetes
- 76: The carcass of a whale was beating
- 77: Resolved to remain and flay the beast
- 78: As soon as Mr Turnbull was dressed
- 79: And Mrs Turnbull entered the drawing room in full dress
- 80: The Right Honourable Lord Viscount Babbleton
- 81: A clean plate for Lord Babbleton
- 82: Lord Babbleton fell asleep on the sofa
- 83: And had charge of the Brentford wharf
- 84: As Mr Tomkins told me afterwards
- 85: Although we could hoist very great weights
- 86: Mr Drummond sent for young Tom
- 87: Or slid down by an a'ter backstay
- 88: And away went Herbert and Wiggins
- 89: It would have been woolez wous parlez wous
- 90: Everything with us clean slick
- 91: Our conversation was here interrupted by Mr Hodgson
- 92: Mrs Drummond looked grave and mournful
- 93: Mrs Drummond looked upon me with a mournful face
- 94: I recollect a story about that in the sarvice
- 95: And Fleming on board the lighter
- 96: The message was from Mrs Drummond
- 97: At the corner of Wimbledon Common
- 98: Tom then knocked a blackbird off a furze bush
- 99: We plunged into a thick cluster of furze bushes
- 100: I think we had better get into the furze
- 101: He prophesied we should come to the gallows before long
- 102: Filling me one of the pannikins
- 103: When you gets in the king's sarvice
- 104: ' and then she closed the jalousies
- 105: It generally turns out pretty fair grog
- 106: Although I do not choose to flog innocent men
- 107: Captain Turnbull was then talking with Mr Tomkins
- 108: Captain Turnbull one day came to me
- 109: We'll often turn old Stapleton out
- 110: And Stapleton paid for them 10 pounds per annum
- 111: I jilted the first for the second
- 112: It's because Mr Turnbull told me that you knew Latin
- 113: But being obliged to remain home
- 114: Exactly and they call for Deaf Stapleton
- 115: I followed Mary Stapleton down into the kitchen
- 116: Most of the senses be nonsense
- 117: Mother used to whack me all day long
- 118: And then she sent for more quarterns
- 119: Old Stapleton finished his pipe
- 120: They didn't ask me which went overboard first
- 121: Upon which she determined to drown herself
- 122: And felt worser and worser each time
- 123: For one of the gemmen took a fancy to your mother
- 124: In the afternoon Stapleton returned
- 125: And Mr Turnbull did the same to me
- 126: And though she certainly was a great flirt
- 127: I was very fond of Captain Turnbull
- 128: Except old Tom Beazeley and his son
- 129: I'll make you over to young Tom Beazeley
- 130: As Stapleton made his appearance
- 131: And Stapleton demonstrating that
- 132: The Dominie put down the tumbler
- 133: So she went by the name of Slatternly Sall
- 134: Upon the taut part of their trowsers
- 135: And takes them to Will Heaviside
- 136: When he saw the Dominie affronted
- 137: Old Pigtown commanded a little schooner
- 138: And every one knowing old Pigtown
- 139: Stapleton gave a nod of assent
- 140: Addressed the Dominie with a half serious
- 141: And old Stapleton finishing his pipe
- 142: And recollect your mother's death
- 143: But still recollect that he is in earnest
- 144: But old Stapleton was positive
- 145: What's the matter with deaf Stapleton
- 146: When old Stapleton came up to me
- 147: She attempted to console the Dominie
- 148: While the races for prize wherries
- 149: Interrupted one of the colliers
- 150: All theatricals if the wherries upset
- 151: We shoved off in company with the two other wherries
- 152: Whose real name was Winterbottom
- 153: Mr Winterbottom became very wroth
- 154: Mr Winterbottom disdained a reply
- 155: While Mr Quince and Winterbottom
- 156: Mr Winterbottom slily enjoying his revenge
- 157: And Winterbottom staggered up to take the seat
- 158: Feeling I had neglected Captain Turnbull
- 159: I observed that Mr Mortimer was not visible
- 160: They proved to be hampers forwarded by Mr Mortimer
- 161: At least Monsieur Tagliabue did
- 162: Monsieur Tagliabue stormed and blustered
- 163: Thus ended the episode of Monsieur Tagliabue
- 164: The former head clerk who had charge of the Brentford Wharf
- 165: And rousing the Dominie by the noise
- 166: I was not sorry to leave the Dominie
- 167: And will shift his helm as she shifts hers
- 168: The Parsee made me a low salaam
- 169: Mr Turnbull was at the bottom of the lawn
- 170: That the icebergs are all fresh water
- 171: And after we had passed Kew Bridge
- 172: He called out Look to the watermen
- 173: From a gentleman's place near Brentford
- 174: I whistled the two bars of the air
- 175: I shoved my wherry along by the side of the wall
- 176: But I suppose Mr Wharncliffe will come
- 177: And Mrs Beazeley never ventured over the bridge
- 178: I think that I'll build him a wherry
- 179: Making Mrs Beazeley roar out and vow vengeance
- 180: And Mrs Drummond entered into conversation with Mrs Beazeley
- 181: Mrs Drummond joined us soon after
- 182: For here is the money for the wherry
- 183: That Mrs Beazeley may think so
- 184: They were in a four oared wherry
- 185: Said the junior of the round face
- 186: He whistled the tune once more
- 187: And the rear brought up by the Dominie in person
- 188: Not that I feel myself worthy to be thy preceptor
- 189: I could not acknowledge that I agreed with the Dominie
- 190: Our family name is Wharncliffe
- 191: Cecilia was left with my uncle Henry
- 192: I communicated my suspicions to Cecilia
- 193: And Mr Wharncliffe shook my hand
- 194: After dinner Mr Drummond said very little
- 195: And having returned me the money advanced for his wherry
- 196: Pulling his wherry into the hard
- 197: And they were weighing it out of the wherry
- 198: Why the devil didn't you take care of your wherry
- 199: I certainly am pressed during my apprenticeship
- 200: I promised you two guineas as watermen
- 201: Who were on the main deck supplying the seamen
- 202: The officer who had spun the oar and sunk the wherry
- 203: Without an Admiralty order for his discharge
- 204: And Mr Wilson walked away with a satisfied air
- 205: It was generally in the foretop
- 206: He makes all my ship's company jump overboard
- 207: At broad daylight the schooner
- 208: The first cutter hauled to our assistance
- 209: We sailed from Halifax to Bermuda
- 210: So that at her demise you will come into 36
- 211: You'll still find me Jacob Faithful
- 212: You will be discharged this afternoon into the Astrea
- 213: Old Tom replied Seasons may roll
- 214: And ran to the assistance of Mrs Beazeley
- 215: Pray don't why make him unhappy
- 216: Said the Dominie talking to himself
- 217: The old Dominie opened the cupboard
- 218: Perceiving that the Dominie looked very pale
- 219: He had attested the will of Mr Turnbull
- 220: As when I last had an interview with Mr Turnbull
- 221: Sarah Drummond was sitting alone at her drawing
- 222: Mrs Drummond received me with her usual kindness
- 223: At Miramichi I got on board of a timber ship
- 224: I made fast my wherry and joined them
- 225: And if Mrs Wharncliffe will trust herself Oh
- 226: And tom sells what is left of him
- 227: That's as sartain as it's true
- 228: But they are recruiting for it
- 229: Mr Wharncliffe sent up his card to one of the secretaries
- 230: A telegraphic communication from the Admiralty
- 231: And I must now return to Mary Stapleton and Tom Beazeley
- 232: I went to consult with Mr Wharncliffe
- 233: Early in the afternoon I arrived at Maidstone
- 234: And Stapleton supported in his daughter
- 235: And putting the Dominie and myself in my own chariot
- 236: To them I must kneel for pardon
- 237: Stapleton had attempted to detach Mary from Tom
- 238: Found out that Captain Maclean was still on board
- 239: And a letter was written by Captain Maclean
- 240: And Jacob where is he buried
- 241: You have not been the destroyer
- 242: And went to find old Stapleton
- 243: But old Stapleton made over to him the 200 pounds
