KATE COVENTRY
An Autobiography
Edited by
G. J. WHYTE-MELVILLE
[Illustration: Now began a battle in good earnest.]
T. Nelson and Sons 1909
CONTENTS.
Chapter I 3 Chapter II 15 Chapter III 24 Chapter IV 35 Chapter V 46 Chapter VI 58 Chapter VII 66 Chapter VIII 77 Chapter IX 89 Chapter X 103 Chapter XI 114 Chapter XII 125 Chapter XIII 138 Chapter XIV 151 Chapter XV 163 Chapter XVI 175 Chapter XVII 188 Chapter XVIII 201 Chapter XIX 214 Chapter XX 228 Chapter XXI 241 Chapter XXII 254 Chapter XXIII 267 Chapter XXIV 274
KATE COVENTRY.
AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
CHAPTER I.
"Kate," said Aunt Deborah to me as we sat with our feet on the fender one rainy afternoon--or, as we were in London, I should say one rainy morning--in June, "I think altogether, considering the weather and what not, it would be as well for you to give up this Ascot expedition, my dear."
I own I felt more than half inclined to cry--most girls would have cried--but Aunt Deborah says I am very unlike the generality of women; and so, although I had ordered a peach-coloured mantle, and such a bonnet as can only be seen at Ascot on the Cup Day, I kept back my tears, and swallowed that horrid choking feeling in my throat, whilst I replied, with the most careless manner I could assume, "Goodness, aunt, it won't rain for ever: not that I care; but think what a disappointment for John!"
I must here be allowed the privilege of my sex, to enter on a slightly discursive explanation as to who Aunt Deborah is and who I am, not forgetting Cousin John, who is good-nature itself, and without whom I cannot do the least bit. My earliest recollections of Aunt Deborah, then, date from a period when I was a curly-headed little thing in a white frock (not so very long ago, after all); and the first occasion on which I can recollect her personality with any distinctness was on a certain birthday, when poor grandfather said to me in his funny way, "Kate, you romp, we must get you a rocking-horse."
Aunt Deborah lifted up her hands and eyes in holy horror and deprecation. "A rocking-horse, Mr. Coventry," said she; "what an injudicious selection! (Aunt Deborah likes to round her periods, as the book-people say.) The child is a sad tomboy already, and if you are going to teach her to ride, _I_ won't answer for the consequences in after-life, when the habits of our youth have become the second nature of our maturity."
Imagine such sentiments so expressed by a tall austere lady, with high manly features, piercing dark eyes, a _front_ of jet-black hair coming low down on a somewhat furrowed brow. Cousin John says all dark women are inclined to be cross; and I own I think we _blondes_ have the best of it as far as good temper is concerned. My aunt is not altered in the slightest degree from what she was then. She dresses invariably in gray silks of the most delicate shades and texture; carries spectacles low down upon her nose, where they can be of no earthly use except for inspection of the carpet; and wears lavender kid gloves at all hours of the day and night--for Aunt Deborah is vain of her hand, and preserves its whiteness as a mark of her birth and parentage. Most families have a crotchet of some sort on which they plume themselves; some will boast that their scions rejoice one and all in long noses; others esteem the attenuated frames which they bequeath to their descendants as the most precious of legacies; one would not part with his family squint for the finest pair of eyes that ever adorned an Andalusian maiden; another cherishes his hereditary gout as a priceless patent of nobility; and even insanity is prized in proportion to the tenacity with which it clings to a particular race. So the Horsinghams never cease talking of the Horsingham hand; and if I want to get anything out of Aunt Deborah, I have only to lend her a pair of my gloves, and apologize to her for their being so _large_ that she can get both her hands into one.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Kate Coventry by G. J. Whyte-Melville
- 2: Aunt Deborah don't speak much French
- 3: Said Aunt Deborah as she folded her lavender gloved hands
- 4: Muster in great force at Ascot
- 5: Frank Lovell has landed twelve hundred
- 6: Of course I mean Aunt Deborah and myself
- 7: Aunt Deborah fought for a long time
- 8: Presently the chestnut mare appeared
- 9: The mare having dashed blindly in
- 10: I quite missed him on the Derby day
- 11: Behold the chaperon fulfilling her destiny
- 12: Lady Horsingham will be as stiff as the poker
- 13: Turning round now to speak to Lady Scapegrace
- 14: And so we had another turn at the Colombetta waltz
- 15: Then came Sir Guy and Lady Scapegrace
- 16: From sneering Lady Scapegrace to unmeaning Miss Minnows
- 17: Lady Scapegrace was willing to go anywhere away from Sir Guy
- 18: Had not Lady Scapegrace caught her foot in the long grass
- 19: And Aunt Deborah kissed Cousin John on the forehead
- 20: But I am afraid I must Captain Lovell
- 21: Lumley concluded with this amiable remark
- 22: Frank Lovell has a mare to run
- 23: Parachute still making running
- 24: I am very fond of Aunt Deborah in my own way
- 25: Roger le Montant came over with the Conqueror
- 26: I coaxed Aunt Deborah to wait near Apsley House
- 27: After Ascot people begin to think about going away
- 28: As I told Lady Scapegrace one hot morning
- 29: And Lady Scapegrace kissed me most affectionately
- 30: Why is it that a party never can keep together at Vauxhall
- 31: Taking no further notice of the discomfited Sir Guy
- 32: Announced that we had arrived at the Muddlebury Junction
- 33: Aunt Horsingham received us as usual with a freezing smile
- 34: Aunt Horsingham is tall and thin
- 35: And after tea Aunt Horsingham would read to us
- 36: And Lucy was Lady Horsingham now
- 37: Colonel Bludyer rose from his chair
- 38: Dangerfield looked like a different place now
- 39: But he's bound for Dangerfield
- 40: I trust Lady Horsingham has entertained you hospitably
- 41: That night one half of Dangerfield Hall was consumed by fire
- 42: Since then the ghost has been less troublesome
- 43: And came down with a slightly sprained ankle
- 44: And opined Master Banneret was grown
- 45: And I tried the two Miss Bannerets consecutively
- 46: You must come and see us at Slopperly
- 47: But I was waylaid by Aunt Horsingham
- 48: Aunt Horsingham shall I show you them
- 49: And emerged on the highroad three miles from Muddlebury
- 50: Whispered Amelia as he went by
- 51: The deer are moving restlessly about the Park
- 52: So we rode on with Squire Haycock
- 53: Squire Haycock holds the gate open for me to pass
- 54: Again Frank Lovell looks anxiously back at me
- 55: Thinking downhill must be the way home
- 56: Haycock Kate Haycock Catherine Haycock
- 57: Answered the Squire in a breath
- 58: Hurried the visitor off to the billiard room
- 59: How could my presentiments deceive me
- 60: Just then Gertrude tapped at the door
- 61: Aunt Horsingham rules her household with a rod of iron
- 62: Exclaimed John in obvious perturbation
- 63: Aunt Horsingham is always very civil to John
- 64: What could I do but think of Frank Lovell
- 65: To have been thrown over for a Lady Scapegrace
- 66: Looking valiant even in flannel
- 67: I should accompany Lady Horsingham
- 68: Lady Horsingham was tolerably courageous
- 69: For we were nearing the gravel pit turn
- 70: And now sat in his gig with his hat off
- 71: They certainly ought to be explicit
- 72: Lumley professed a great affection for me
- 73: Lumley bid me a most affectionate farewell
- 74: Do you entertain regard and affection for me
- 75: Aunt Deborah was quite right her wishes ought to be my law
- 76: The latter has behaved honourably
- 77: I now see that I have deceived myself
- 78: The walks would not be so very melancholy
- 79: The boy went to his uncle the peer
- 80: Scandal did not dare say all it thought of Lady Scapegrace
- 81: You ask me about Miss Molasses
- 82: Why don't you all hunt with stag hounds
- 83: Lumley jogged quietly along by my side
- 84: Who kindly undertook to be my cicerone
- 85: And the Gitana reared straight on end
- 86: Lumley only stood aloof and sneered
- 87: But Aunt Deborah wouldn't hear of it
- 88: With its three piebalds and a roan
- 89: And double thonging the off wheeler most unmercifully
- 90: So Sir Neville lived at Scamperley in abundance and honour
- 91: ' which her elderflower wine seems rather to have increased
- 92: With a bed like a mourning coach
- 93: Still intent on the Comic Almanac
- 94: And opposite the elder Miss Molasses
- 95: None ever applied to Lady Scapegrace in vain
- 96: We were all soon provided with partners
- 97: Lady Scapegrace always went early
- 98: Indicating an old pointer lady
- 99: Just as the hypocritical Lady Straitlace is cried up
- 100: Or fortitude even to think of the past
- 101: Molasses was bothered by her maid
- 102: And notwithstanding the potency of your Scamperley ale
- 103: For I really liked Lady Scapegrace
- 104: Captain Normanton was very agreeable
- 105: And carried a hand candlestick much off the perpendicular
- 106: Thrice my courage failed me at the critical moment
- 107: Replied Frank Lovell carelessly
- 108: To frustrate this projected duel
- 109: Shook himself clear of Rosalie
- 110: And poor Charlie Horsingham never spoke again
- 111: Lumley I was forced to take as I could get him
- 112: I felt quite glad Frank Lovell was as good as married
- 113: He is really to be married to that Welsh girl
- 114: I broke away from Lady Scapegrace
- 115: The postscript explained it all
- 116: Do you think I shall be married before Miss Horsingham
- 117: The most popular novel of Sir Walter Scott
- 118: Traitre The Frenchmen sacreed
