Produced by David Widger and Dagny
KENELM CHILLINGLY
HIS ADVENTURES AND OPINIONS
By Edward Bulwer Lytton
(LORD LYTTON)
BOOK I.
CHAPTER I.
SIR PETER CHILLINGLY, of Exmundham, Baronet, F.R.S. and F.A.S., was the representative of an ancient family, and a landed proprietor of some importance. He had married young; not from any ardent inclination for the connubial state, but in compliance with the request of his parents. They took the pains to select his bride; and if they might have chosen better, they might have chosen worse, which is more than can be said for many men who choose wives for themselves. Miss Caroline Brotherton was in all respects a suitable connection. She had a pretty fortune, which was of much use in buying a couple of farms, long desiderated by the Chillinglys as necessary for the rounding of their property into a ring-fence. She was highly connected, and brought into the county that experience of fashionable life acquired by a young lady who has attended a course of balls for three seasons, and gone out in matrimonial honours, with credit to herself and her chaperon. She was handsome enough to satisfy a husband's pride, but not so handsome as to keep perpetually on the _qui vive_ a husband's jealousy. She was considered highly accomplished; that is, she played upon the pianoforte so that any musician would say she "was very well taught;" but no musician would go out of his way to hear her a second time. She painted in water-colours--well enough to amuse herself. She knew French and Italian with an elegance so lady-like that, without having read more than selected extracts from authors in those languages, she spoke them both with an accent more correct than we have any reason to attribute to Rousseau or Ariosto. What else a young lady may acquire in order to be styled highly accomplished I do not pretend to know; but I am sure that the young lady in question fulfilled that requirement in the opinion of the best masters. It was not only an eligible match for Sir Peter Chillingly,--it was a brilliant match. It was also a very unexceptionable match for Miss Caroline Brotherton. This excellent couple got on together as most excellent couples do. A short time after marriage, Sir Peter, by the death of his parents--who, having married their heir, had nothing left in life worth the trouble of living for--succeeded to the hereditary estates; he lived for nine months of the year at Exmundham, going to town for the other three months. Lady Chillingly and himself were both very glad to go to town, being bored at Exmundham; and very glad to go back to Exmundham, being bored in town. With one exception it was an exceedingly happy marriage, as marriages go. Lady Chillingly had her way in small things; Sir Peter his way in great. Small things happen every day; great things once in three years. Once in three years Lady Chillingly gave way to Sir Peter; households so managed go on regularly. The exception to their connubial happiness was, after all, but of a negative description. Their affection was such that they sighed for a pledge of it; fourteen years had he and Lady Chillingly remained unvisited by the little stranger.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Kenelm Chillingly — Complete by Lytton
- 2: To that cradle Sir Peter was summoned
- 3: Chillingly Gordon effected insurances on his wife's life
- 4: Besides these three male specimens of the Chillingly race
- 5: Miss Sibyl wrote a poem on her
- 6: It has not the fair beauty of the Chillinglys
- 7: Never has there been a Sir Peter Chillingly who has
- 8: Among the Chillinglys themselves or their alliances
- 9: The Baby was accordingly christened Kenelm
- 10: But Lady Chillingly never rushed
- 11: He remains emphatically Etonian
- 12: But you are not married to Lady Chillingly
- 13: So Kenelm Chillingly must learn to box
- 14: Chillingly presents his compliments to Mr
- 15: Mivers made his practice conform to his precepts
- 16: Mivers appeared at Exmundham totus
- 17: Mivers more languidly than before
- 18: You want Kenelm to scribble lackadaisical poems
- 19: And Mivers is only bantering us
- 20: But Parson John did not perceive this
- 21: Lady Glenalvon was one of the queens of the London world
- 22: And pooh poohed all visions of the future as idealistic
- 23: He briefly disposed of the ancestral part of the question
- 24: Ignorant of a Liebig and revolting from a Chitty
- 25: Kenelm seldom met them at breakfast
- 26: Such ideas would turn the world topsy turvy
- 27: Real life at college abounds with headache
- 28: Seated himself within the belvidere
- 29: Close to the fountain stood a rude stone bench
- 30: Kenelm pricked up attentive ears
- 31: Are uncommonly bad verse makers
- 32: Here Kenelm turned back abruptly
- 33: Soliloquized Kenelm Chillingly
- 34: What was to be said to Lady Chillingly
- 35: Kenelm reverently doffed his hat
- 36: He bought also a leathern knapsack
- 37: Seized hold of Kenelm by the arm
- 38: ' That's the road to 'Tor Hadham
- 39: And so they entered the town of Tor Hadham
- 40: Kenelm descended and entered the house
- 41: Approaching the solemn heir of the Chillinglys
- 42: He tapped Kenelm on the shoulder
- 43: Live upon vegetables and farinaceous food
- 44: Tell her that though man is partially graminivorous
- 45: And he stood erect beside the recumbent Kenelm
- 46: KENELM took his way to the theatre
- 47: Compton again eyed the messenger
- 48: Indulged in these meditations Kenelm
- 49: Kenelm dropped a shilling into that depository
- 50: Dropped the tray and growled at Kenelm
- 51: Compton as Romeo or Richard III
- 52: Bovill seated amicably at breakfast with his niece
- 53: Bovill is seldom met with on 'Change or in market
- 54: As for any reproach attached to Miss Elsie
- 55: Kenelm craftily pursued the advantage he had gained
- 56: Soliloquized Kenelm Chillingly
- 57: You see I had counted on a gang of roving haymakers
- 58: But here her eyes settled on Kenelm
- 59: Farmer Saunderson scratched his head
- 60: The first consideration is to sup at all
- 61: To going farther and faring worse
- 62: I wonder whether that bucolical grasshopper
- 63: And gazed on Kenelm with deliberate scrutiny
- 64: Kenelm encountered the junior Saunderson
- 65: And that Manchester is the place for ME
- 66: Felt at once that in that girl's mind coquetry
- 67: Certainly I must lick Tom Bowles
- 68: Contented herself with a bluebell
- 69: KENELM spoke no more to his new friend in the hayfields
- 70: Bawtrey buys poor Will's baskets
- 71: He turned his face full on Kenelm
- 72: One or two of the bystanders murmured assent
- 73: In the noble encounter between fist and fist
- 74: Kenelm pulled down his shirt sleeves
- 75: Whether you marry Will Somers or not
- 76: Kenelm could not at a glance comprehend in detail
- 77: Kenelm turned appealingly to Mrs
- 78: He was passing by Kenelm without notice
- 79: And my goodman being well eddyeated
- 80: Kenelm now bent his way to Tom Bowles's
- 81: Which calls it only manslaughter
- 82: And if Luscombe is a large place
- 83: A human being who practises your vocation is regarded
- 84: Is really in love with Jessie Wiles
- 85: Grundy resides in this village
- 86: Kenelm followed his host towards the stackyard
- 87: Hurried along by heroic monads
- 88: As the voice ceased Kenelm lifted his head
- 89: Dramatic poetry may be higher than lyric
- 90: In the rounds I take as 'The Wandering Minstrel
- 91: The petticoat interest is always the strongest
- 92: KENELM CHILLINGLY drew a chair close to his antagonist's
- 93: Kenelm quitted the room and joined Mrs
- 94: Kenelm listened and heard her say
- 95: Saunderson junior in his own room
- 96: Men of superior education esteem
- 97: It had not done so in the instance of Cecilia Travers
- 98: Travers was renowned for skilful husbandry
- 99: Leopold Travers suddenly found himself again rich
- 100: Leopold never wholly recovered her loss
- 101: Travers that George Belvoir should become his son in law
- 102: Steen down the solitude of the plantations
- 103: As they walked towards the marquee
- 104: Do you underrate the good sense of yours
- 105: Lethbridge and the Saundersons
- 106: Lethbridge promised to introduce to me
- 107: It will better answer me to pay her the L45 myself
- 108: Travers wound his arm within Kenelm's
- 109: Turned towards the entrance of the fernery
- 110: I never tell the fortunes of ladies
- 111: Offering his arm to Miss Travers
- 112: And his inborn talent for that scientific investigation
- 113: Chillingly upon your nervous system
- 114: And it is not commonly known a melancholic temperament
- 115: Kenelm had conversed with the minstrel
- 116: Had Kenelm jested or reasoned or preached
- 117: It hushed its bark as it neared Kenelm
- 118: But he followed Kenelm submissively
- 119: But he looked hard at the minstrel
- 120: ' Kenelm glanced at the man's attire
- 121: Kenelm crossed the threshold of The Golden Lamb
- 122: Kenelm recognized the minstrel
- 123: But Kenelm caught glimpses of the room within
- 124: Kenelm made no allusion to the scene he had witnessed
- 125: And with realism I am discontented
- 126: And Kenelm took more part in it
- 127: Mickle rich must have been thy bride
- 128: Lord Ronald strode over the stony floor
- 129: The minstrel looked hard at Kenelm
- 130: THOUGH Kenelm left Luscombe on Tuesday morning
- 131: Leopold Travers has taken a great fancy to Kenelm
- 132: Once he said abruptly to Travers
- 133: Kenelm said no more on the subject
- 134: And contented with their rank of squires
- 135: Lord Glenalvon was my mother's uncle
- 136: Alfred Fletwode's wife went back
- 137: Chillingly said when he means to take leave
- 138: Chillingly may or may not marry
- 139: Kenelm then paid a visit to Mrs
- 140: You think Miss Travers does not dislike George Belvoir
- 141: With all his personal liking to Kenelm
- 142: Towards which Kenelm had pointed as he spoke
- 143: Chillingly cannot fail to feel interest
- 144: And Kenelm paused as he opened it
- 145: At the light touch of that hand Kenelm started
- 146: Had somewhat added to the patrimony by becoming a lawyer
- 147: To the marchioness of glenalvon
- 148: Travers wishes her to marry a very respectable
- 149: Kenelm took leave of her and Mrs
- 150: So have great debaters and great reformers
- 151: You may compute the cost of Saxboro' at L3000 to get in
- 152: Said Lady Glenalvon to Chillingly Mivers
- 153: Lady Glenalvon had seated herself on the couch beside Kenelm
- 154: The exact wife to suit Kenelm Chillingly
- 155: Lady Glenalvon whispered to Kenelm
- 156: Mivers in his existence as We
- 157: Mivers sauntered to his drawing room window
- 158: Kenelm is in all ways your opposite
- 159: Where Mivers tells me he met you
- 160: Kenelm was greatly struck with the vigour of this cold
- 161: Kenelm at first thought this sobriquet must be ironical
- 162: The first I name is Cecilia Travers
- 163: Cecilia Travers would make you a perfect wife
- 164: Chillingly Mivers is a great man
- 165: From sir peter chillingly to kenelm chillingly
- 166: Kenelm shook his head when he came to this sentence
- 167: Welby here luxuriously stretched his limbs
- 168: Welby was the ablest representative of these ideas
- 169: Kenelm moved away from his cousin's side
- 170: I never want companions in the country
- 171: It was so with Leopold Travers and Kenelm Chillingly
- 172: Lord Thetford has been care fully educated
- 173: The present Lord of Beaumanoir
- 174: But with the strife between the speakers
- 175: The advancement of Chillingly Gordon
- 176: While Tom thus spoke Kenelm had summoned his servant
- 177: And plant himself just before Jessie
- 178: Miss Travers wanted to have a share in it
- 179: And I must buy a new doll for Susey
- 180: And flinging the knapsack on his shoulders
- 181: Braefield is a city gentleman and very rich
- 182: Here Kenelm followed the young couple into the parlour
- 183: Braefield happened to be on a visit in the neighbourhood
- 184: Braefield was busying herself with forming the dance
- 185: Kenelm threw himself on the turf beside the fountain
- 186: Kenelm started and rose to his feet
- 187: Braefield paused a moment before she answered
- 188: Good looking man held out his hand to Kenelm
- 189: Do you impale them on pins stuck into a glass case
- 190: On which is carved the name of Izaak Walton
- 191: Braefield found the gardener watering a flower border
- 192: For Melville is of humble extraction
- 193: KENELM might have reached Oxford that night
- 194: THE next morning Kenelm arrived at Oxford
- 195: Roach was somewhere about fifty
- 196: Is ahem a disquieting passion
- 197: ' and proceed to the demolition of the case
- 198: Whereupon Kenelm answered to himself
- 199: Half of the oppression falls to her lot
- 200: Kenelm has run away now somewhere
- 201: I am cleverer than Chillingly Gordon
- 202: But Mivers takes such cynical views of character
- 203: Nevertheless took his seat beside Lady Glenalvon
- 204: Cecilia appears absorbed in her occupation
- 205: And for a Chillingly abnormal
- 206: And Kenelm consents to this sacrifice
- 207: Then you are like your cousin Kenelm
- 208: Mivers might not unfrequently do a generous act himself
- 209: The worn and shabby knapsack which Kenelm had carried
- 210: And ushered Kenelm into a pleasant parlour
- 211: Kenelm seated himself in the recess of the bay window
- 212: Braefield looked at him with affectionate
- 213: Since you pass Grasmere on your way home
- 214: KENELM went with somewhat rapid pace from Mrs
- 215: And Blanche is very partial to Juba
- 216: Braefield will be so disappointed
- 217: Kenelm had been prepared to see a landscape
- 218: Where is that innermost self
- 219: Lily stole nearer to Kenelm and whispered
- 220: Chillingly will find people worth talking to
- 221: You came to speak to Lady Glenalvon
- 222: Braefield following at a little distance
- 223: Sir Thomas took the chair Kenelm had vacated
- 224: Lily hitherto had not said a word
- 225: There was a vast deal of aristocratic pretension
- 226: For any of the learned professions
- 227: Emlyn did not at first see what Kenelm saw
- 228: There is not a letter of the name Montfichet left
- 229: Not from the graveyard on which we stand
- 230: Kenelm seated himself there too
- 231: Resisting all overtures from Clemmy to join their play
- 232: What do you mean by your aesthetical philosophy
- 233: And Kenelm is placed next to Lily
- 234: Emlyn wants to know how far you have got in 'Numa Pompilius
- 235: Which has been so fertile a nursery of illustrious laymen
- 236: Justified Kenelm for lingering on
- 237: Emlyn was sure that he knew human nature
- 238: From the very day she first re encountered Kenelm
- 239: 000 and the invitation given to Gordon
- 240: To meet Lady Glenalvon and Miss Travers
- 241: Kenelm went to the house of Will Somers
- 242: Kenelm turned quietly to old Mrs
- 243: And that night Kenelm wrote to Mr
- 244: Cameron into familiar conversation
- 245: Cameron detained the hand that her visitor held out
- 246: Chillingly as she does for a new butterfly
- 247: So Kenelm was now above the comprehension of Lily
- 248: And among the worlds is Fairyland
- 249: Lily entered it and seated herself
- 250: The difference between dramatic poetry and lyrical
- 251: Kenelm smiled the jealousy was gone
- 252: Braefield says your father is very rich
- 253: Kenelm let himself out of the house noiselessly
- 254: Kenelm linked his arm in Tom's
- 255: And turning his face to Kenelm
- 256: Kenelm moved on with a quick impatient stride
- 257: That one of the principal capitalists at Luscombe
- 258: Into the rank of member for Luscombe
- 259: Kenelm was resolved not to be so put off
- 260: From kenelm chillingly to sir peter chillingly
- 261: Could she be to my life that sweetener
- 262: That the bumps should be cut out
- 263: What have I done to displease you
- 264: One of these customers was Clemmy
- 265: And Clemmy reluctantly followed her out of the shop
- 266: Cameron was leaning over the gate
- 267: Kenelm Chillingly is the heir of a very ancient house and
- 268: The imperfect education of my niece
- 269: Kenelm left Cromwell Lodge that evening
- 270: Built by some ambitious Chillingly three centuries ago
- 271: Chillingly Gordon shook his dead
- 272: Lady Glenalvon answered curtly
- 273: Said Lady Chillingly to herself
- 274: Just then Cecilia came softly into the room
- 275: But with just as much of the Chillingly blood in him
- 276: Chillingly Gordon had received this letter from Mr
- 277: Kenelm had drawn so charming a picture of the Fairy
- 278: Was not extended to Lady Chillingly
- 279: Lady Glenalvon went into Cecilia's room
- 280: Kenelm turned his head so quickly that he frightened Max
- 281: And Kenelm followed his example
- 282: But then Kenelm was a mortal so eccentric that
- 283: Something which I can construe
- 284: In the Augustan age criticism is cliquism
- 285: This speech rather perplexed Kenelm
- 286: The lawless vagabond within me was killed
- 287: The minstrel took the talk on himself
- 288: And Kenelm with a certain tremble in his voice
- 289: The verse of the uncompleted love song
- 290: And tastes much estranged from business
- 291: I said the father was a penniless pauper
- 292: We Chillinglys are a very obscure
- 293: Do not contemn me for presumption
- 294: And what it is to an ambitious lad
- 295: Kenelm waved his hand very quietly
- 296: Begun when Kenelm dropped from his side
- 297: When shall I wish you joy on yours
- 298: In fact the name of Kenelm Chillingly was scarcely
- 299: When reaction from struggle comes
- 300: That Kenelm evinced more secret purpose
- 301: ' So Kenelm stole across the lawn
- 302: Kenelm felt strangely perplexed
- 303: The night momently colder and colder
- 304: As Kenelm said this he looked up
- 305: As Kenelm entered the room unannounced
- 306: But Kenelm snatched it scornfully from his grasp
- 307: My life is fixed into no grooves
- 308: Kenelm inclined his head assentingly
- 309: Handwriting not of one grown up
- 310: LADY GLENALVON tenderly kissing her
- 311: I suppose from Lady Chillingly
- 312: Treason to the blood of the Chillinglys
- 313: I need not say that it was the face of Chillingly Gordon
- 314: Gordon's suit to Cecilia Travers
- 315: By a new Kenelm with the Ideas of Old
