Produced by Don Lainson
KENT KNOWLES: QUAHAUG
By Joseph C. Lincoln
1914
CONTENTS
CHAPTER
I. Which is not a chapter at all
II. Which repeats, for the most part, what Jim Campbell said to me and what I said to him
III. Which, although it is largely family history, should not be skipped by the reader
IV. In which Hephzy and I and the Plutonia sail together
V. In which we view, and even mingle slightly with, the upper classes
VI. In which we are received at Bancroft's Hotel and I receive a letter
VII. In which a dream becomes a reality
VIII. In which the pilgrims become tenants
IX. In which we make the acquaintance of Mayberry and a portion of Burgleston Bogs
X. In which I break all previous resolutions and make a new one
XI. In which complications become more complicated
XII. In which the truth is told at last
XIII. In which Hephzy and I agree to live for each other
XIV. In which I play golf and cross the channel
XV. In which I learn that all abbeys are not churches
XVI. In which I take my turn at playing the invalid
XVII. In which I, as well as Mr. Solomon Cripps, am surprised
XVIII. In which the pilgrimage ends where it began
XIX. Which treats of quahaugs in general
KENT KNOWLES: QUAHAUG
CHAPTER I
Which is Not a Chapter at All
It was Asaph Tidditt who told me how to begin this history. Perhaps I should be very much obliged to Asaph; perhaps I shouldn't. He has gotten me out of a difficulty--or into one; I am far from certain which.
Ordinarily--I am speaking now of the writing of swashbuckling romances, which is, or was, my trade--I swear I never have called it a profession--the beginning of a story is the least of the troubles connected with its manufacture. Given a character or two and a situation, the beginning of one of those romances is, or was, pretty likely to be something like this:
"It was a black night. Heavy clouds had obscured the setting sun and now, as the clock in the great stone tower boomed twelve, the darkness was pitchy."
That is a good safe beginning. Midnight, a stone tower, a booming clock, and darkness make an appeal to the imagination. On a night like that almost anything may happen. A reader of one of my romances--and readers there must be, for the things did, and still do, sell to some extent--might be fairly certain that something WOULD happen before the end of the second page. After that the somethings continued to happen as fast as I could invent them.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Kent Knowles: Quahaug by Joseph Crosby Lincoln
- 2: He is our henhouse specialist
- 3: When you start to spin a yarn how do you begin
- 4: Looked at me over the collar of my sweater
- 5: Can't write anything but slush
- 6: Live on back royalties and clams
- 7: I'm no Thackeray to begin with
- 8: The rest of the time we talked shop
- 9: I knew Hephzy had known her all my life
- 10: But the gas burner had long since gone to the junk dealer
- 11: But Hephzy scoffed at the idea
- 12: Hephzibah was interested at once
- 13: Everybody called him 'Uncle Bedny
- 14: And myself and my books and and Bayport
- 15: With the arrival of each new circular or booklet
- 16: Hephzy has always declared Ardelia to be a pretty name
- 17: Barnabas and Ardelia were invited
- 18: Captain Barnabas and Ardelia begged him not to do it yet
- 19: The Captain and Ardelia were Morley's willing slaves
- 20: Hephzy has told me over and over again
- 21: My bookkeeping must have been a trial to his orderly
- 22: These glorious fortnights were spent at Bayport
- 23: And spent that Saturday and Sunday in New York
- 24: Hephzy was engaged as my housekeeper
- 25: The one which Hephzibah had laid out for him the day before
- 26: You drop Bayport and drop writing
- 27: You'll be another what's his name Ase Tidditt
- 28: It might be true that I was already buried in Bayport
- 29: Hephzy laughed over her knitting
- 30: Telegrams in Bayport usually mean death or desperate illness
- 31: Then all hands start to go scallop ING
- 32: Hephzy nodded and then offered a solution
- 33: Burglars are unknown in Bayport
- 34: Hephzy was back at me like a flash
- 35: But the suit cost FORTY dollars
- 36: The Princess Eulalie almost certainly
- 37: He will attend to all your baggage
- 38: We will meet here for lunch at twelve thirty
- 39: Hephzibah was still in the rocking chair
- 40: Except Hephzy and Hephzy's love and care and sacrifice
- 41: Hephzy peered out at them in amazement
- 42: Hephzy gasped and stopped short
- 43: Brought the monocles out of their concealment
- 44: Bergenstein belongs to another person
- 45: That is Lord and Lady Erkskine
- 46: Miss Rutledge we had not seen at all
- 47: I turned and saw that the speaker was Heathcroft
- 48: Heathcroft seemed very interested
- 49: Hephzibah looked at the gilt topped bottle
- 50: Hephzibah furnished most of the particulars
- 51: To my surprise Heathcroft was impressed
- 52: Burglestone Bogs is the village
- 53: He toddled and I sought my room to prepare for luncheon
- 54: Heathcroft stared at her through his monocle
- 55: Amid the crowd on the platform Hephzy and I stood
- 56: Will you 'ave a fourwheeler or a hordinary cab
- 57: Jameson was the proprietor of the hotel
- 58: Heathcroft had recommended Bancroft's to me
- 59: Did you take a bath in that dishpan
- 60: And Hephzy laughed and wept at the performance
- 61: In Camford Street and had found Mr
- 62: Smiled and offered to conduct us to the divorce court
- 63: One afternoon I drifted into the Camford Street office
- 64: Could have written Captain Barnabas Captain Barnabas Cahoon
- 65: I would not go back at once to Hephzy with the letter
- 66: Briggs grunted and stepped aside
- 67: I am Frances Strickland Morley
- 68: Hephzibah was this young lady's aunt
- 69: But the blackguard was was well
- 70: Sensible Hephzy were only with me
- 71: What do you mean by a misapprehension
- 72: Unprincipled natives of an unprincipled
- 73: I haven't gotten over that yet
- 74: Hephzy donned her hat and wrap
- 75: She would 'ave tried to sit hup
- 76: Hephzy again tried to restrain her
- 77: Hephzy was at her side in a moment
- 78: Briggs were sitting beside the bed
- 79: Hephzy threw her arms about my neck and hugged me
- 80: Jameson were very kind and sympathetic
- 81: She assailed Hephzy with questions and Hephzy
- 82: Has your niece been in the States with you
- 83: Hephzy looked appealingly at me
- 84: Miss Cahoon will probably answer that herself
- 85: I found Hephzy awaiting me in the sitting room
- 86: Does she expect us to ADOPT her
- 87: Hephzy was still in the sitting room
- 88: For days and days Hephzy and I house hunted
- 89: Leatherhead for the leather heads
- 90: Miss Morley flatly refused to go to Leatherhead
- 91: Alighted at Haddington on Hill
- 92: Adjoined the rectory on the western side
- 93: Burgleston Bogs it's a funny name
- 94: I suppose that means and Grimmer
- 95: Reverently bearing a suitcase into Bancroft's Hotel
- 96: The kindly cordiality of these neighbors in Mayberry
- 97: Hephzy was a Methodist herself and she resented the slur
- 98: Declared Hephzy with enthusiasm
- 99: Then why does Miss Cahoon always Hephzy interrupted
- 100: Then Hosy and you ought to get along first rate together
- 101: At length Judson mentioned golf
- 102: But I shall look forward to our threesome
- 103: As Hephzy confided to me afterward
- 104: Young Bayliss asked a question
- 105: Judson and Herbert Bayliss being present
- 106: Knowles didn't mean that they were
- 107: Toward Hephzy her manner was quite different
- 108: Hephzy declined the invitation
- 109: I squared my shoulders and as Hephzy would have said
- 110: My passenger was still in the shop
- 111: I did my best to persuade her to buy a Slazenger
- 112: Do you wish to pay now Uncle Hosea
- 113: Neither your aunt nor I are wealthy
- 114: Another plea of that kind and I should have Well
- 115: Pet jogged lazily up the street
- 116: When I had finished Hephzy nodded understandingly
- 117: I had forgotten the Slazenger for the moment
- 118: May I play tennis with Doctor Bayliss to morrow morning
- 119: Who had shunned female companionship as I had for so long
- 120: Worcester didn't plead for my company
- 121: I don't know what skittles are
- 122: But young Doctor Bayliss is different
- 123: Perhaps she and Doctor Bayliss will make a match after all
- 124: As we approached the tee the player turned to look at us
- 125: Heathcroft declared himself delighted and honored
- 126: Heathcroft to call at the rectory
- 127: She treated Heathcroft much the same
- 128: Heathcroft stroked his mustache
- 129: She said Carleton Heathcroft was a great lady's man
- 130: She and Carleton are quite friendly
- 131: But with Heathcroft I was growing more incensed every moment
- 132: None whatever concerning your niece
- 133: No one was in sight except Grimmer
- 134: I did approve of young Bayliss
- 135: I did not come to discuss Doctor Bayliss
- 136: Was to kill Heathcroft forthwith
- 137: I never liked that Heathcroft man
- 138: Doctor Bayliss Doctor Herbert Bayliss is here
- 139: Unreasonable jealousy is the worst
- 140: And they're very fond of of Frances
- 141: Called Hephzy in a loud whisper
- 142: Hated myself while I was doin' it
- 143: I'm an awful poor kind of saint
- 144: For Hephzy was coming to meet me
- 145: There Hephzy told me a few additional facts
- 146: You have slept and eaten no more than I
- 147: Hephzy put down the tray she was carrying
- 148: Hephzy had already given them some excuse
- 149: Would you mind telling me why she left Mayberry so suddenly
- 150: It wasn't because of that Heathcroft cad
- 151: I guess it's another toothache
- 152: He regarded Hephzy through his spectacles and then said
- 153: Again Hephzy and I looked at each other
- 154: Doctor Bayliss was sitting with a hand to his forehead
- 155: After he had gone Hephzy turned to me
- 156: I felt no interest in Mayberry or anywhere else
- 157: Hepton writes that they're countin' on our company
- 158: The Heptons are real nice folks
- 159: Heathcroft was in conversation with a young fellow who
- 160: Handliss stepped to the first tee
- 161: Heathcroft and I were next to the last
- 162: For six holes Heathcroft and I broke even
- 163: Handliss had full glasses ready and waiting
- 164: Heathcroft had left for London by the morning train
- 165: The servants had been left in charge of the rectory
- 166: But if young Bayliss was there he was not in sight
- 167: Hephzy watched him wonderingly
- 168: A few minutes later Hephzy spoke again
- 169: On the way to the hotel where we were to meet the Heptons
- 170: Because of what Heathcroft had told him
- 171: Herbert Bayliss was registered at the Continental
- 172: Why did you follow me to Paris
- 173: Heathcroft told me that and then we were interrupted
- 174: That Bayliss had seen her I was equally sure
- 175: A hired singer in a Paris night restaurant
- 176: And there was much laughter and gaiety
- 177: I did not join in the cheer Americain
- 178: I did not wait for Monsieur Hairee
- 179: Would he give Mademoiselle my card
- 180: I had heard Did Doctor Bayliss tell you
- 181: There was firmness enough in this speech
- 182: But I shall NOT go back to Mayberry
- 183: Must be Hephzy and to tell her that of course I wasn't dead
- 184: I was grateful to young Bayliss
- 185: Hephzy the real Hephzy was in the room with me
- 186: Frances had not told Hephzy of L'Abbaye
- 187: Her reputation would be ruined
- 188: A pilgrimage is goin' to turn out right
- 189: For her sending for Hephzy and all the rest of it
- 190: Instead of having Hephzy read them to me
- 191: Hephzy was now able to leave me occasionally
- 192: You and Miss Cahoon will go back there
- 193: Hephzy will be here any moment
- 194: Though this I did not tell Hephzy
- 195: She had left the house with Herbert Bayliss
- 196: I am not pretending now to have a claim upon Miss Morley
- 197: And you will tell me nothing more concerning Miss Morley
- 198: That those Crippses are her people
- 199: Poor Little Frank may be safe enough at Leatherhead
- 200: I have told Hephzy so a good many times since
- 201: In our rooms I would have cross questioned Hephzy
- 202: Hephzy was still embarrassed and confused
- 203: And I think I think you'll be glad
- 204: Hephzy did not urge me to remain
- 205: Wasn't I unhappy enough before
- 206: Are you urging me to marry Herbert Bayliss
- 207: It was Solomon Cripps who answered
- 208: You told me you loved someone not Bayliss
- 209: I am ashamed of having told you
- 210: Hephzy fired the last guns for our side
- 211: She had gone to live with the Crippses because
- 212: Cripps called me his 'prodigal daughter
- 213: I had forgotten Hephzy altogether
- 214: Frances has said Hephzy didn't wait to hear any more
- 215: Hephzy came to my room with another suggestion
- 216: The consul and his wife and Hephzy were our only witnesses
- 217: I told Hephzy about it as we rode to the hotel in the cab
- 218: He welcomed Hephzy just as heartily
- 219: The dream she told us about that day at Bayport
- 220: Old Bayport and the people of Bayport
- 221: Hephzy was just entering at the back door
- 222: Speakin' of quahaugs reminds me
