Produced by Nick Hodson of London, England
Volume 1, Chapter I.
DUPLEX STREET.
"Some people are such fools!" said Richard Pellet; and, if public judgment was right, he knew what a fool was as well as any man in the great city of London. He was a big man was Richard Pellet, Esq., C.C., shipper, of Austin Friars, and known among city men as "the six-hundred-pounder;" and he knew a fool when he saw one. But whether at his office in the city, or down at his place at Norwood,--"his little place at Norwood," where he had "a morsel of garden" and "a bit of glass," and grew pine and melon, peach and grape, and had a fat butler in black, and a staff of servants in drab, trimmed with yellow coach-lace,--no matter where Richard Pellet might be, he could always see in his mind's eye the greatest fool that ever breathed--the man whom he was always mentally abusing--to wit, his brother Jared.
But Jared Pellet always was a fool--so his brother said; and he was continually filling the foolish cup of his iniquitous folly fuller and more full. He was a fool to be tyrannised over by his brother when a boy, and to take all the punishment that should have fallen to Richard's share; he was a fool to marry Lizzie Willis, who had not a penny, when Richard would have given his ears to stand in his shoes; he was a fool for being happy--loved and loving; he was a fool to have such a large family; he was a fool for being a poor struggling man, while his brother was so rich; in short, taking Richard Pellet's opinion--which must have been correct, seeing how wealthy, and stout, and clean shaven, and respected he was--there was not a bigger fool upon the face of the earth!
Just as if it was likely that a man could get a living in Clerkenwell by mending musical instruments in so unmusical a place; doctoring consumptive harmoniums; strengthening short-winded concertinas; re-buffing a set of hammers, or tuning pianos and putting in new strings at one shilling each.
However, living or no living, Jared Pellet rented a house in Duplex Street, Clerkenwell; and there was a brass plate on the door, one which Patty Pellet brightened to such an extent that when the sun did shine in Duplex Street--which was not often--it would kiss the bright metal and then shoot off at various angles to dart into darksome spots where, directly, he seldom or never shone.
It was a bright plate that, and a couple more years of such service would have oiled and rotten-stoned and rubbed and polished out the legend, "J. Pellet, Pianoforte Tuner;" for at this time there was but little of the original black composition left in the letters, and as for the corner flourishes, they were quite gone. But there was a board up over the front parlour window, bearing, in gold letters, much decayed, the self-same legend, with the addition of "Musical Instruments Carefully Repaired;" while, so that there might be no mistake about the indweller's occupation, a couple of doleful-looking, cracked, and wax-ended clarionets sloped from the centre hasp to either side of the said front parlour window; and where by rights there should have been one of those folding-door green Venetian barred blinds so popular in the district, there graced the bottom panes--"The Whole Art of Singing," "Beaustickski's Violin Tutor," and "Instructions for the Concertina"-- fly-stained and dust-tarnished books, that had been put in on Monday mornings and taken out again on Saturday nights, in company with the cracked clarionets, ever since Jared Pellet had hired the place, and determined upon keeping it private on Sundays.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Little World by George Manville Fenn
- 2: Jared did not have that pane mended
- 3: And then crossing to where Jared had stood
- 4: The churchwarden of being stingy with the coals
- 5: And he had to lend his aid to Mrs Nimmer
- 6: But conspicuous for his shabby aspect was Jared Pellet
- 7: Jared Pellet seemed to feel the words
- 8: As Jared Pellet again bent over the keys
- 9: Richard Pellet went and shook hands with Jared
- 10: Partly out of pity for Ichabod Gunnis
- 11: Jared Pellet had just finished a morning practice
- 12: Just as Jared reached the door of the organ loft
- 13: And the subsequent rage of Richard when he found that Jared
- 14: So arrangements were made for the flock in Duplex Street
- 15: Jared was wishing himself back in Duplex Street
- 16: Jared the while in a state of doubt
- 17: Jared was in his shirt sleeves
- 18: This from Jared very courteously
- 19: Manage the matter as did Tim Ruggles
- 20: Tim had just fetched his hot iron from the fire
- 21: Shouted Mrs Ruggles to the child
- 22: First at Tim and then at Mrs Ruggles
- 23: Had Tim Ruggles made his descent a minute sooner
- 24: A sob rising at intervals to make Tim Ruggles flinch
- 25: Succour my father' Succour succour
- 26: And Mrs Ruggles closed the portal
- 27: When Jared Pellet would descend with Tim Ruggles
- 28: And Jared was set to caress the sticky Totty
- 29: His glance was detected by Mrs Jared
- 30: Who should come in but the first floor lodger
- 31: And Mrs Jared had altered her position
- 32: Tim Ruggles hid his confusion in his red handkerchief
- 33: Vehicles seldom passed down Brownjohn Street
- 34: Which glared with wicked eyes from cage to cage
- 35: So don't say as you've brought nothink as I can wash
- 36: Here's Mounseer just going out for his walk
- 37: Or a blessed scrap of chickweed or grunsel
- 38: Staring offensively at Patty the while
- 39: Patty did not return into the shop
- 40: And stooping to pass one arm round the deformed girl
- 41: Let's see how these goldfish are
- 42: Jared was wax ending a cracked clarionet
- 43: Mrs Jared winced and looked uncomfortable
- 44: Here Jared stirred the glue so viciously
- 45: For Jared Pellet always was loaded
- 46: But at last Mr Purkis had finished
- 47: Mr Purkis dabbed himself for five minutes
- 48: Then Mr Timson had an interview with Jared
- 49: If a douceur was given to old Purkis
- 50: Wish Mother Nimmer was alive again
- 51: And Purkis told his wife in confidence
- 52: Same as he used Mrs Nimmer pound o' best black
- 53: Meanwhile Richard Pellet hurried on
- 54: Richard stopped at a dingy sleepy looking house
- 55: And stood gazing in Richard's Pellet's face
- 56: Richard only once before I go
- 57: The consequence was that Mr Bokes went into his pantry
- 58: Gunter One following his example
- 59: Says I was to say Borton Street
- 60: Said Richard Pellet to himself
- 61: When I talk rubbish about trimming the lamp
- 62: Tim anxiously watching the while
- 63: And that Mrs Ruggles was turning my handle
- 64: When she remonstrated with Jared
- 65: I'd like to give him magneshy a brute
- 66: I shall just have another cigar
- 67: Write and acknowledge the cheque
- 68: Heedless of Lionel Redgrave's sneering laugh
- 69: Lionel Redgrave watched his actions
- 70: And bring your dorg 'ome again
- 71: I aint got your dorg 'taint likely
- 72: That there dorg would never be seen again
- 73: And the short silence was broken by Lionel
- 74: When I says as I'll get a gent his dorg
- 75: I've had dealings in dorgs afore now
- 76: Wragg jerked himself out of the door
- 77: I may want a toy tarrier for a present
- 78: Wragg stamped with his heavy boot upon the shop floor
- 79: Wragg did not approve of waste
- 80: Patty has secrets Patty has secrets
- 81: So by nine the next morning he was at Borton Street
- 82: The girl tried to throw the card back
- 83: But Richard Pellet was somewhat unstrung
- 84: Jared always apologised so pleasantly
- 85: It was a day of hard labour for Tim
- 86: But Mr Purkis was of opinion that it was his place
- 87: And altogether she's a woman as Mrs Purkis don't like
- 88: Jared Pellett looked for him east and west
- 89: How startled Mr Pellet seemed when he came in
- 90: And Mr Timson had to go in again
- 91: From his reverie as Lionel spoke
- 92: What more Harry Clayton would have whispered in excuse
- 93: Lionel a way that cut severely
- 94: Only don't be such a confounded nuisance
- 95: In due course came a letter from Sir Richard Redgrave
- 96: Jared was silent for business reasons now
- 97: He held long consultations with Mr Timson
- 98: No more Pellet than it was Purkis
- 99: Tim Ruggles the while listening attentively
- 100: Said Mrs Jared to her husband on one occasion
- 101: And it's wrong of her to dream of it
- 102: Mrs Jared tried to knit her brows and frown
- 103: And Mr Purkis told her to hold her tongue
- 104: Shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo
- 105: And the vicar tucked his umbrella beneath his arm
- 106: And Mrs Purkis was one of these
- 107: But if Mr Purkis looked sagacious
- 108: But none of these effigies told tales
- 109: Lionel Redgrave lolled upon his sofa
- 110: Lionel made a gesture of dismay
- 111: After the sweep made of birds and cages
- 112: To the discomfiture of Lionel Redgrave
- 113: Janet commenced arranging cardboard
- 114: Janet shrunk back into her chair
- 115: Lionel shrank from the shabby little figure before him
- 116: Lionel was perfectly astounded
- 117: The great spongy shelled oysters
- 118: Wragg now energetically jerked the reins
- 119: It was made unmusical by the clink
- 120: Upon whose lawn a party was assembled
- 121: Patty turned and almost staggered away
- 122: Wragg went away to see about the horse
- 123: Wragg had his hands pretty full with the horse
- 124: Where he had encountered Mr John Screwby
- 125: Ichabod had pumped the wind chest full
- 126: Then Ichabod yawned loudly and wonderfully
- 127: Ichabod sighed for something new
- 128: Jared made a negative movement of the head
- 129: And Jared turned disconsolately away
- 130: Jared looked at the churchwarden
- 131: Jared waved his hand deprecatingly
- 132: You'll go there wunst too often wunst too often
- 133: They had written down to Elton Court to Sir Richard Redgrave
- 134: Lionel had been in the habit of visiting
- 135: Patty would doubtless be often there
- 136: Janet burst into a mocking laugh
- 137: Mr Redgrave has been sometimes
- 138: Harry looked fixedly at the little Frenchman
- 139: Abominable to her and our friends at Duplex Street
- 140: Where Mrs Jared rightly guessed
- 141: Jared winced as he tried to read his paper
- 142: Ma'am when Mrs Ruggles corrected
- 143: And fetched into her proper speer
- 144: Mrs Jared and Patty crept closer together to weep in unison
- 145: And she hid many a tear in her turn from Jared
- 146: Lionel George Francis Redgrave
- 147: Had I possessed the slightest influence
- 148: And he looked hard at the shabby visitor to Austin Friars
- 149: You disgrace it not only by your appearance
- 150: Jared had involuntarily taken up a ruler from the desk
- 151: Jared stood once more in the fog mental and real till
- 152: But I've had that Pellet with me this afternoon
- 153: What do you say to embezzlement
- 154: But better let him have it in tea
- 155: But when Mr Timson rose and took his hat
- 156: When he reached Brownjohn Street
- 157: The saveloy slipped back to the depths of her pocket
- 158: And tired to look inquiringly at Harry
- 159: You're werry civil all 'twunst
- 160: For Mr John Screwby stood shuffling from foot to foot
- 161: Lots o' dealers comes arter them
- 162: Adding nothing to the ease and comfort of Mr John Screwby
- 163: To the great delight of Screwby
- 164: For Janet and Patty stood by the window
- 165: Wragg started to the foot of the attic staircase
- 166: Wragg being thrust forward into the room going
- 167: For it seems to be a reg'lar rat's run from winder to winder
- 168: Wragg was dragged from his hold
- 169: Patty eagerly bringing forward glass and water
- 170: She shrank back to where Janet cowered in her chair
- 171: Patty tried hard to soothe her companion
- 172: Closely followed by Jared Pellet
- 173: My dorg ain't quite the thing to day
- 174: Wragg chuckled loudly as he described this freak of natur
- 175: Wragg gazed curiously at his sallow lodger
- 176: Wragg did not look another way
- 177: Probably incited thereto by Mr John Screwby
- 178: Sir Francis looked up as the young man entered
- 179: Till Harry felt a dread of delirium setting in
- 180: Harry shuddered at that last word it
- 181: Maritime population with maritime tastes
- 182: And the amphibious looking man
- 183: Upon a peg hard by was a coil of rope and a grapnel
- 184: Harry Clayton hurriedly made his way back to the chambers
- 185: Sir Francis agreed to lie down
- 186: Foremost amongst whom was Mr John Screwby
- 187: Wragg opened the back room door at this moment
- 188: Wragg had not been out of sight five minutes
- 189: And bowed austerely when once he encountered Jared
- 190: But to Jared the want of it would be ruin piled upon ruin
- 191: But Timson might prompt him Timson
- 192: Jared doubled the letter again very carefully
- 193: Once Jared turned with a deceptive smile
- 194: And Jared to some extent rejoiced
- 195: Out into the keen night air went Jared Pellet
- 196: And Jared started and roused himself
- 197: Jared Pellet sat with dilated eyes
- 198: During which Jared remained motionless
- 199: Jared sprang forward to grasp nothing
- 200: The suggestion now offered by Beaky Jem
- 201: But upon Mr Purkis being referred to
- 202: Mr Purkis saw through the joke
- 203: Who turned back to shake hands once more with Jared
- 204: His thoughts instantly reverting to Lionel
- 205: Harry gave a fresh gesture of impatience
- 206: And Screwby told himself that it was time to close
- 207: The next moment Screwby drew back to gather force
- 208: Mr John Screwby was caught and handcuffed
- 209: Wragg ended his speech almost with a whine
- 210: Directly after there was the thump
- 211: Because Hip hip hip hooray
- 212: Mrs Purkis shook her head fiercely
- 213: And I says to myself Joseph Purkis
- 214: And Mr Purkis walked back Astur like in his stately stride
- 215: And to the constant annoyance of Mrs Purkis
- 216: Purkis you don't mean as you have found it out
- 217: Just like Mrs Purkis emptying the till
- 218: They didn't hear any more than the Brownjohn
- 219: That the surgeon and Harry Clayton exchanged glances
- 220: Sir Francis shook hands warmly
- 221: But if money continued Sir Francis
- 222: Wragg did drink Lionel's health
- 223: His hands trembling with the cowardly rage that
- 224: And gazing earnestly in his face
- 225: Closely followed by his unwelcome visitor
- 226: Richard gave fresh instructions to the driver
- 227: Bound two splints tightly together
- 228: The key grating over the oilcloth
- 229: Tim ruggles sets himself right
- 230: And at Jared himself when he said ma'am
- 231: So sure as my name is Tim Ruggles
- 232: Has not Mr Richard Pellet returned
- 233: The brougham came round to the door
- 234: And was connected with his stepfather in some way
- 235: If Richard Pellet had come down
- 236: In the intervals of the squalls
- 237: Clanking noise in the engine room
- 238: But Brownjohn Street was not quite the same
- 239: Wragg again became quite mechanical in his fits and starts
- 240: As the next minute Jared Pellet entered with Patty and Janet
- 241: During which Jared fiercely stroked his cheek
- 242: Neither knew Jared was heard loudly approaching the room
- 243: Harry was again thoughtful and silent
- 244: For there were Jared and Patty looking on
- 245: Mrs Jared had a good long cry over it
- 246: And old Purkis bore it into the damp vestry
- 247: That's only old Purkis in full uniform
- 248: Jared could not understand this letter
- 249: But Jared is always very nervous
