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[Frontispiece: "But, Hugo dear," she said, "why did you not tell me long ago?"]
A LAME DOG'S DIARY
S. Macnaughtan
Thomas Nelson and Sons,
London, Edinburgh, and New York
1908
A LAME DOG'S DIARY.
CHAPTER I.
Perhaps curiosity has never been more keen, nor mystery more baffling, than has been the case during the last few weeks. There have been "a few friends to tea" at almost every house in the village to see if in this way any reasonable conclusions can be arrived at, and even Palestrina is satisfied with the number of people who have taken the trouble to walk up the hill and chat by my sofa in the afternoons. But although each lady who has called has remarked that she is in the secret, but at present is not at liberty to say anything about it, we are inclined to think that this is vain boasting, or at least selfish reticence.
The two Miss Traceys have announced to almost every caller at their little cottage during the last two years that they intend to build.
We have all been naturally a good deal impressed by this statement, and although it was never plainly said what the structure was to be, we had had for a long time a notion of a detached house on the Common. And surely enough the foundation-stone was laid last year by Miss Ruby Tracey with some ceremony, and the first turf of the garden was cut by Miss Tracey, and only last month the whole of the Fern Cottage furniture was removed in a van to Fairview, as the new house is called--the handsomer pieces placed upon the outside of the van, and the commoner and least creditable of the bedroom furniture within. Every one was at his or her window on the day that the Miss Traceys' furniture, with the best cabinet and the inlaid card-table duly displayed, was driven in state by the driver of the station omnibus through the town. A rumour got abroad that even more beautiful things were concealed from view inside the van, and the Miss Traceys satisfied their consciences by saying, "We did not spread the rumour, and we shall not contradict it."
But the mystery concerns the furniture in quite a secondary sort of way, and it is only important as being the means of giving rise to the much-discussed rumour in the town. For mark, the drawing-room furniture was taken at once and stored in a spare bedroom, and the drawing-room was left unfurnished. This fact might have remained in obscurity, for in winter time, at least, it is not unusual for ladies to receive guests in the dining-room with an apology, the drawing-room being a cold sitting-room during the frost. But Mrs. Lovekin, the lady who acts as co-hostess at every entertainment in our neighbourhood, handing about her friends' cakes and tea, and taking, we are inclined to think, too much upon herself, did, in a moment of expansion, offer to show the Traceys' house to the Blinds, who happened to call there on the day when she was paying her respects to Miss Tracey. Mrs. Lovekin always removes her bonnet and cloak in every house, and this helps the suggestion that she is in some sort a hostess everywhere.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Lame Dog's Diary by S. Macnaughtan
- 2: Who was also calling on the Miss Traceys
- 3: The Miss Traceys smilingly repudiated their felicitations
- 4: That the Miss Traceys were within
- 5: But Miss Tracey still demurred
- 6: Said Miss Tracey to Palestrina
- 7: Begun to distribute the Essence of Claret cup that
- 8: Had come down to Stowel especially for this occasion
- 9: Fielden never rushes into a conversation
- 10: Fielden slipped it on negligently
- 11: Jamieson was a small farmer's daughter
- 12: I said to Palestrina the other day
- 13: Mettie travesties the Jamiesons in every particular
- 14: Fielden who suggested that I should write a diary
- 15: Or being permitted to enter the vestry of a church
- 16: Having been in Stowel only five years
- 17: So that Stowel may see it for the Taylors
- 18: Or it may have been because Miss Lydia looked tired
- 19: The news arrived when the Jamiesons were at breakfast
- 20: Jamieson bursts into tears and
- 21: It was a Jamieson afternoon very wet
- 22: And now white with anxiety and shyness
- 23: And as The Family was The Family of Jamieson
- 24: But Eliza Jamieson was her staunch supporter
- 25: Ordinary conversation is now hardly known in Stowel
- 26: And a crank followed by a mark of interrogation
- 27: I generally find that Palestrina has written for it
- 28: But squashy decidedly squashy
- 29: Fielden admitted that they had not
- 30: She suggested asking the Darcey Jacobs
- 31: Anthony is an excellent fellow
- 32: Darcey Jacobs in an awful voice
- 33: Ward would always be an appendage to Kate Jamieson
- 34: Fielden is always the centre of every party
- 35: Fielden was arranging cushions
- 36: Fielden with a contemplative air
- 37: Said Palestrina affectionately
- 38: Palestrina lifts the heavy beast in her arms
- 39: On the testimony of the Pettifers
- 40: Ladies of Stowel were inclined to think
- 41: Following the accepted custom in Stowel
- 42: Taylor turned pale at the suggestion
- 43: And has proposed to Maud Jamieson
- 44: I admitted that Maud had said something of the sort
- 45: Jamieson did not think that they had been unkind
- 46: Fielden was charmed with everything
- 47: Fielden to put on an old fashioned dress of stiffest brocade
- 48: Fielden turned towards me and smiled
- 49: Fielden discussed metaphysics with all her friends
- 50: And have long stemmed champagne glasses
- 51: Palestrina coloured with confusion
- 52: Fielden was smiling all the time
- 53: And begged Palestrina not to think of taking a cab
- 54: I remarked parenthetically to Palestrina
- 55: Swinnerton had chosen shilling places
- 56: He had never tried the fotoys
- 57: Last night we dined at the Darcey Jacobs'
- 58: Darcey Jacobs leaned across the table
- 59: Fielden beamed kindly upon her
- 60: Come to lunch with me some day
- 61: And I asked her why she had the landau out this afternoon
- 62: The houses in Stowel are all roofed with red tiles
- 63: Harold Bazeley was in love with Lydia too
- 64: Belinda had a stroke of paralysis
- 65: But Mettie has entreated them to say nothing
- 66: Swinnerton will come to the point
- 67: The Jamiesons had decided that the lawn
- 68: Swinnerton would have done under similar circumstances
- 69: And Swinnerton smiled indulgently at her
- 70: And Mettie walked over to see us
- 71: We proceeded to enjoy a small quadrille
- 72: To get further advice from my doctor
- 73: And said that an old woman wanted to see Miss Gracie
- 74: Though I can play instead of Gracie this morning
- 75: I pointed out to Palestrina that
- 76: Young Finlayson was frankly supercilious and condescending
- 77: And a Miss Finlayson said quite sharply
- 78: The Miss Finlaysons shook hands
- 79: Fielden waiting for us in the hall
- 80: Fielden said that now she really must go
- 81: Engaged Palestrina in confidences directly
- 82: Palestrina and Thomas were married
- 83: When Palestrina and Thomas have gone
- 84: Macdonald was brought up to be a housekeeper
- 85: And Palestrina returned in an elated frame of mind
- 86: Finlayson is unaffected by her life in the Highlands
- 87: Finlayson then invited us to dinner
- 88: We are far behind the Finlaysons in all things Scottish
- 89: And we thought of the Irvingites
- 90: Palestrina bristled at the insinuation
- 91: Palestrina had prepared a severe reprimand for the tailor
- 92: Fielden is oblivious of the fact
- 93: Fielden did not mind in the least
- 94: That we might become 'a little beatle to the Lord
- 95: Palestrina is prettier than ever since her marriage
- 96: Cuthbertson looks like a widower
- 97: The Finlaysons did us uncommonly well
- 98: Finlayson spent his evening strutting about in a kindly
- 99: Fielden was dressed in white satin
- 100: Because I suppose Anthony finds it impossible to do so
- 101: Fielden had gone for a walk over the hills
- 102: Fielden herself tapped at the window and looked in
- 103: Fielden was absolutely perfect
- 104: Fielden sat still and looked into the fire
