A MORNING'S WALK FROM
LONDON TO KEW.
By SIR RICHARD PHILLIPS.
_LONDON:_
PRINTED BY J. ADLARD, 23, BARTHOLOMEW-CLOSE; SOLD BY JOHN SOUTER, 1, PATERNOSTER-ROW; AND BY ALL BOOKSELLERS.
1817.
PREFACE.
The Author of the following Observations, made during #A MORNING'S WALK#, will doubtless be allowed to possess but a moderate degree of literary ambition. He has not qualified himself, by foreign travels, to transport his readers above the clouds, on the Andes, the Alps, or the Apennines; to alarm them by descriptions of Earthquakes, or Eruptions; or to astonish them by accounts of tremendous Chasms, Caverns, and Cataracts: but he has restricted his researches to subjects of home scenery, which thousands can daily examine after him; and consequently has not enjoyed that _latitude_ of fancy, or been able to exercise any of those rare powers of _hearing_ and _seeing_, by means of which travellers into distant regions are enabled to stimulate curiosity and monopolize fame.
The class of readers who seek for sources of pleasure beyond the ordinary course of nature, will therefore feel disappointment in attempting to follow a pedestrian tourist through a route so destitute of wonders. Nor will this feeling, it is to be feared, be confined to searchers after supernatural phenomena in regard to the facts which appertain to such a work. In the sentiments which accompany his narrations, it will be found that the Author, accustomed to think for himself, admits no standards of truth superior to the evidence of the senses and the deductions of reason; consequently, that his conclusions on many important topics are at variance with existing practices, whenever it appears they have no better foundation than the continuity of prejudices and the arbitrary laws of custom. He therefore entertains very serious doubts whether his work will be acceptable to those #learned Professors# in Universities, who teach no doctrines or opinions but those of their predecessors; or whether it will suit #Students#, whose advancement depends on their submission to the dogmata of such superiors. He questions whether it will ever be quoted as an authority by #Statesmen# who consider the will of princes as standards of wisdom;--by #Legislators# who barter away their votes, and decide on the presumed integrity of ministers and leaders;--by #Politicians# who banish the moral feelings from their practices;--or by #Economists# who do not consider individual happiness as the primary object of their calculations. Nor is he more sanguine that his work will prove agreeable to those #Natural Philosophers# who account for phenomena by the operation of virtues or influences which have no mechanical contact;--or to those #Metaphysicians# who conceive that truth can be exhibited only in the sophistical subtleties of the schools displayed in the mazy labyrinths of folios and quartos;--or to those #Theologians# who maintain that the obligations of reason and morality are superseded by those of Faith. While, in regard to those #Topographers# and #Antiquaries# whose studies are bounded by dates of erection, catalogues of occupants, and copies of tomb-stones;--to those #Naturalists# who receive delight from enumerations of Linnaean names of herbs, shrubs, and trees, and from Wernerian descriptions of rocks;--to those #Bibliomaniacs# who value a book in the inverse ratio of the information it contains;--and to those #learned Philologists# who see no beauties in modern tongues, and affect to find (_but without anticipating any of them_,) all modern discoveries of Natural Philosophy in Homer, and all improvements of mental Philosophy in the mysteries of Plato--the author deeply laments his utter inability to accommodate either his taste, his feelings, or his conclusions.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Morning's Walk from London to Kew by Phillips
- 2: Besides Amateurs of general Literature
- 3: A Morning's Walk from London to Kew by Phillips
- 4: A morning's walk from london to kew
- 5: Gratifying to the vice of national pride
- 6: But other avenues into the metropolis present
- 7: Extending the whole length of the Mall
- 8: On the present scite of James Street
- 9: The scite of the once enchanting Ranelagh
- 10: For even of Chelsea buns there are counterfeits
- 11: That the successive fathers of these invalids would
- 12: And would not be likely to march to Chertsey
- 13: I sought for the Museum and Coffee house of Don Saltero
- 14: And indefinite accumulations tolerated
- 15: I was shewn his manufactory of shoes
- 16: The house of Bolingbroke become a windmill
- 17: On inquiring for an ancient inhabitant of Battersea
- 18: Does Pride feed on the records of ancestry
- 19: Such are the pernicious effects of drunkenness
- 20: But I am naugh match for the devil
- 21: To spontaneous combustions or detonations
- 22: From which the road itself is called Garrat Lane
- 23: The borough of Garrat has since remained vacant
- 24: Are they not of all despotisms
- 25: In regard to these manufactories
- 26: Is poisoned at its source by a strict ballot
- 27: Which are made in quest of similar gratifications
- 28: Called Novels constitute a circulating library
- 29: As their equal ancestors among the Britons
- 30: An interesting looking artizan
- 31: Regardless whether they were in a workhouse or a palace
- 32: As every parish contains its workhouse
- 33: Wandsworth having engaged me above an hour
- 34: Is in all instances the first mover
- 35: Which extends from the village of Wandsworth to Putney Heath
- 36: As the vicinity is highly prolific
- 37: And various inflammable materials were ignited
- 38: And put together more like a train of combustibles
- 39: The telescopes are Dolland's Achromatics
- 40: They would produce a kind of finite ubiquity
- 41: 000 maintain a precarious independence
- 42: To the eternal disgrace of all modern statesmen
- 43: It would render workhouses useless
- 44: No mechanical splendour of eloquence
- 45: Where none but timber trees can grow
- 46: Roehampton presents to a stranger a most cheerless aspect
- 47: The boundaries were formed by the magical fences of Pilton
- 48: After the instance of a Goldsmid
- 49: And wafted into an adjoining field
- 50: Are the phenomena called LIGHT
- 51: Or some other competent conductor
- 52: Which is cultivated by the paupers
- 53: Such are the unceasing works of CREATION
- 54: The forests of cobwebs in the windows
- 55: And were presented by the members to the elder Tonson
- 56: The six bells repeat the village legend
- 57: Whom Hogarth so happily pourtrayed
- 58: Of the metropolitan cemeteries
- 59: This marquis here pursued two speculations
- 60: They find some conveyance back
- 61: They sleep on straw in hovels and barns
- 62: Astrologus et Medicinae Doctor
- 63: Astrologers were therefore not impostors
- 64: Except in their proximate operation
- 65: To assist his loco motion
- 66: Or a trine of Saturn and Jupiter
- 67: By means of any prognosticating key
- 68: The dupes of these prognostics
- 69: He defeated a scheme of a general Excise
- 70: Ditto 8388608That is to say
- 71: Have been descendants of the great men of antiquity
- 72: To conscientious teachers of the people
- 73: As tending to keep alive that superstition
- 74: Lilly's Memoirs record many of his impostures
- 75: That each best gift of charity was thine
- 76: Such are the religious divisions of this parish
- 77: Or his charity in the collection of his dues and tithes
- 78: That the village on my left was the eastern Sheen
- 79: Where our statesmen and legislators are educated
- 80: I turned aside to view a manufactory of Delft and Stone ware
- 81: And the ruined walls of an enclosure
- 82: That the benevolence which flowed from this portico
- 83: And so massy were the lower branches
- 84: In making manure of archbishops and bishops
- 85: And superstitions of the former occupants
- 86: And be personified as men or animals
- 87: Or the equivocating metaphysician
- 88: That centripetal and centrifugal forces so created
- 89: Bell enjoy the local ascendancy
- 90: Formed from the choaking up of rivers
- 91: From the inorganic soon sprung the vegetable
- 92: And other masses of inorganic matter
- 93: This kingdom of LOCO MOTIVE BEINGS ascends
- 94: Without reciprocal COMPATIBILITY
- 95: What a process of fertilization
- 96: And seeks to render his name celebrated among posterity
- 97: I saw a colony of the people called Gipsies
- 98: May render them gayer than others
- 99: His character of the elder gipsy
- 100: The mixture of their viands with dirty rags
- 101: Those gipsies and witches they frighten every body
- 102: The long boundary wall of Kew Gardens
- 103: Yet such a man was Thomas Gainsborough
- 104: That the bones of Gainsborough and Zoffany should thus
- 105: I have honestly reprehended bad passions
- 106: His tomb and merit Battersea bridge
- 107: His tomb and character Garrat
- 108: Its moral suggestions Loco motion
- 109: His garden at Mortlake Philosophy
- 110: Its pernicious effects Telegraphs
