A MAN AND HIS MONEY
_By_
FREDERIC S. ISHAM
_Author of_
Under the Rose, Half a Chance, The Social Bucaneer, Etc.
ILLUSTRATIONS BY
MAX J. SPERO
1912
A MAN AND HIS MONEY
CHAPTER I
THE COACH OF CONCORD
"Well? What can I do for you?"
The speaker--a scrubby little man--wheeled in the rickety office chair to regard some one hesitating on his threshold. The tones were not agreeable; the proprietor of the diminutive, run-down establishment, "The St. Cecilia Music Emporium," was not, for certain well defined reasons, in an amiable mood that morning. He had been about to reach down for a little brown jug which reposed on the spot usually allotted to the waste paper basket when the shadow of the new-comer fell obtrusively, not to say offensively, upon him.
It was not a reassuring shadow; it seemed to spring from an indeterminate personality. Mr. Kerry Mackintosh repeated his question more bruskly; the shadow (obviously not a customer,--no one ever sought Mr. Mackintosh's wares!) started; his face showed signs of a vacillating purpose.
"A mistake! Beg pardon!" he murmured with exquisite politeness and began to back out, when a somewhat brutal command on the other's part to "shut that d---- door d---- quick, and not let any more d---- hot air out" arrested the visitor's purpose. Instead of retreating, he advanced.
"I beg pardon, were you addressing me?" he asked. The half apologetic look had quite vanished.
The other considered, muttered at length in an aggrieved tone something about hot air escaping and coal six dollars a ton, and ended with: "What do you want?"
"Work." The visitor's tone relapsed; it was now conspicuous for its want of "success waves"; it seemed to imply a definite cognizance of personal uselessness. He who had brightened a moment before now spoke like an automaton. Mr. Mackintosh looked at him and his shabby garments. He had a contempt for shabby garments--on others!
"Good day!" he said curtly.
But instead of going, the person coolly sat down. The proprietor of the little shop glanced toward the door and half started from his chair. Whereupon the visitor smiled; he had a charming smile in these moments of calm equipoise, it gave one an impression of potential possibilities. Mr. Mackintosh sank back into his chair.
"Too great a waste of energy!" he murmured, and having thus defined his attitude, turned to a "proof" of new rag-time. This he surveyed discontentedly; struck out a note here, jabbed in another there. The stranger watched him at first casually. By sundry signs the caller's fine resolution and assurance seemed slowly oozing from him; perhaps he began to have doubts as to the correctness of his position, thus to storm a man in his own castle, or office--even if it were such a disreputable-appearing office!
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Man and His Money by Frederic Stewart Isham
- 2: Ejaculated the proprietor of the Saint Cecilia shop
- 3: As interpreted by Horatio Heatherbloom
- 4: Heatherbloom looked into space
- 5: Heatherbloom had inadvertently looked
- 6: Horatio Heatherbloom had walked slowly on
- 7: Flee from an outpost of time worn celery
- 8: Heatherbloom repaid her gaze with interest
- 9: Sardanapolis continued to cut capers
- 10: It's in spite of the gasolene
- 11: Heatherbloom heard a Prince Someone's name mentioned
- 12: Heatherbloom accepted them philosophically
- 13: Your Miss Van Rolsen engaged me
- 14: Heatherbloom looked very thoughtful
- 15: Heatherbloom waited expectantly that day for his dismissal
- 16: He was still suffered to remain
- 17: Heatherbloom sat up straighter
- 18: Heatherbloom felt vaguely disturbed
- 19: Heatherbloom bent lower over the tub
- 20: Heatherbloom moistened his lips
- 21: Heatherbloom gazed now without wincing
- 22: Only the sky line seemed to interest him
- 23: Heatherbloom indifferently vouchsafed
- 24: Heatherbloom had become all attention
- 25: Miss Van Rolsen spoke almost hysterically
- 26: Heatherbloom gazed rather wildly out of the window
- 27: After interviews with Miss Van Rolsen
- 28: He did not see Miss Van Rolsen again nor Miss Dalrymple
- 29: The circumstances briefly were Miss Dalrymple
- 30: Miss Van Rolsen somewhat vehemently returned
- 31: Miss Van Rolsen's accents expressed incredulity
- 32: Exclaimed Miss Van Rolsen excitedly
- 33: Heatherbloom has taken lave av his senses
- 34: Heatherbloom listened gratefully to the humming wheels
- 35: Heatherbloom regarded it with dull glance
- 36: Heatherbloom by a species of telepathy
- 37: Heatherbloom did not answer now
- 38: Miss Van Rolsen clung to oil lamps for reading
- 39: The second volume of the trilogy
- 40: Heatherbloom turned from dark byway to dark byway
- 41: Heatherbloom devoutly hoped not
- 42: But the darky only nodded smilingly
- 43: Heatherbloom stood on the sandy beach
- 44: Heatherbloom continued to gaze
- 45: Heatherbloom remained unmindful of his surroundings
- 46: Heatherbloom continued to stand in the center of the road
- 47: He'll get away from Brownville
- 48: His arms ached and every bump nearly tore him loose
- 49: Heatherbloom stood a path went downward
- 50: Heatherbloom experienced a keen disappointment
- 51: The naphtha was coming up fast
- 52: CHAPTER XIV THE CRISISOn the Nevski
- 53: Heatherbloom bent slightly forward
- 54: Heatherbloom wondered at the sound of his own voice
- 55: Heatherbloom stood as if stunned
- 56: Heatherbloom managed to hold himself still
- 57: Heatherbloom moved toward a door
- 58: He muttered something Heatherbloom did not catch
- 59: The souls of fisherman and prince
- 60: Heatherbloom would have drawn back
- 61: Francois returned to his instrument
- 62: Said Betty Dalrymple in the same tone
- 63: Said Betty Dalrymple spiritedly
- 64: Heatherbloom in eluding the wild dashes
- 65: Something bright gleamed close
- 66: Heatherbloom experienced a thrill of satisfaction
- 67: Heatherbloom pushed the nobleman's head abruptly aside
- 68: And if you resist You will assassinate me
- 69: Heatherbloom remained in the salon
- 70: Heatherbloom dared talk no more
- 71: Heatherbloom glanced over his shoulder
- 72: Most girls could get their hair in one braid
- 73: Heatherbloom mechanically did likewise
- 74: The prince might have tossed you overboard
- 75: Was undoubtedly flesh and blood
- 76: Betty Dalrymple was not one to sit idly
- 77: Heatherbloom allowed the thought he had inspired to sink in
- 78: Heatherbloom explained his plan quickly
- 79: Gliding stealthily toward the stern
- 80: Isn't it strange Betty Dalrymple
- 81: Sonia Turgeinov divined his purpose
- 82: Sonia Turgeinov had been surprised
- 83: Bird like motion toward Sonia Turgeinov
- 84: Sonia Turgeinov again watched him
- 85: Sonia Turgeinov seemed to ruminate
- 86: It was Sonia Turgeinov who spoke
- 87: Nor did he answer Sonia Turgeinov
- 88: The figures were drawing nearer
- 89: Sonia Turgeinov laughed maliciously
- 90: The sad ocher merged into a somber blue
- 91: Heatherbloom stood back a little farther in the shadow
- 92: In spite of the bitter passionate repudiation of him
- 93: I'd have to make that beginning
- 94: Heatherbloom could have lingered there indefinitely
- 95: Heatherbloom took his place at her side
- 96: The use of the plural slightly disconcerted Mr
- 97: Yon darky smiled at Miss Dalrymple
- 98: Betty Dalrymple laughed a little hysterically
- 99: Heatherbloom tendered his thanks and departed
- 100: Heatherbloom stepped to the dumfounded person in question
- 101: Heatherbloom held himself well
- 102: Heatherbloom rather resentfully
- 103: The beginning he had spoken of was only begun
- 104: Said a member of Sonia Turgeinov's party a Parisian artist
- 105: Sonia Turgeinov drew harder on the cigarette
