Produced by Nick Hodson of London, England
Off to the Wilds, Being the Adventures of Two Brothers, by George Manville Fenn.
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The setting is the northern part of what is now South Africa, in the middle of the nineteenth century. Mr Rogers is a British settler in South Africa, a "cottage farmer". The earlier Dutch farmers and settlers are called Boers. The two teenage sons, Jack and Dick, have often asked if they could all go out on a trek to visit the northern parts of the country, for a natural history collecting expedition. They had come out to South Africa for the health of Mrs Rogers, but she had died, and of the two boys, Dick was not very strong, while Jack was very robust.
Off they go, together with two Zulu boys who live on their land, the Zulu boys' father, who is a Chieftain whom they nickname "The General", and an Irish cook, who is always getting into trouble in every situation, in a most infuriating manner. There is also Peter the driver, and Dirk who is a foreloper, the man who walks ahead of the oxen to guide them into the best way.
They expect to pay for the trip with ivory from elephants, feathers from ostriches, animal skins, etc.
The various adventures include encounters with snakes, rhino, hippo, giraffes, elephants, crocodiles, cataracts, tsetse fly, marauding native tribes, a bush fire, hundreds of miles of dreary grinding effort taking many months just to cover the ground, scorching heat, and sometimes cold. And more besides.
As usual with this author there is sustained tension throughout the book. An interesting and instructive book.
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OFF TO THE WILDS, BEING THE ADVENTURES OF TWO BROTHERS, BY GEORGE MANVILLE FENN.
CHAPTER ONE.
COFFEE AND CHICORY, BUT NOT FOR BREAKFAST.
"Just look at him, Dick. Be quiet; don't speak."
"Oh, the dirty sunburnt little varmint! I'd like the job o' washing him."
"If you say another word, Dinny, I'll give you a crack with your own stick."
"An' is it meself would belave you'd hurt your own man Dinny wid a shtick, Masther Jack? Why ye wouldn't knock a fly off me."
"Then be quiet. I want to see what he's going to do."
"Shure an' it's one of the masther's owld boots I threw away wid me own hands this morning, because it hadn't a bit more wear in it. An' look at the dirty unclane monkey now."
"He'll hear you directly, Dinny, and I want to see what he's going to do. Hold your tongue."
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Off to the Wilds by George Manville Fenn
- 2: Shure an' ye ask me so politely
- 3: Dinny went towards the back door of Mr Rogers' roomy
- 4: The Zulu boys nodded and laughed
- 5: Iv I'd me shtick I'd talk to ye both
- 6: Bechele de boy make Boss Dinny run
- 7: Experienced as waggon driver and foreloper
- 8: The two Zulu boys were half mad with joy
- 9: And those cobs will follow you about like dogs
- 10: And the cobs keeping neck and neck
- 11: That the cleverly thrown kiris hit the birds
- 12: Are we to pack this sweet stuff in the waggon
- 13: With the leading pair of oxen walks the foreloper
- 14: Pushing the great Zulu towards Mr Rogers
- 15: They saw too the value of a good foreloper
- 16: Dinny joining them very unwillingly
- 17: It would be very painful to you and Masther Jack there
- 18: And the Zulu went off the moment they stopped
- 19: And from under it Dinny and Coffee
- 20: With the sound of Dinny yawning loudly
- 21: This is the way the Boers shoot springbok
- 22: Chicory pointed to where they were
- 23: But there'll be no bok for dinner
- 24: Sind me back across the big desert all alone by meself
- 25: Boss Jack shoot springbok to morrow
- 26: The Zulus trudged slowly on behind the waggon
- 27: Into which the bullocks would rush
- 28: The waggon was dragged side wise
- 29: The rest of the thirst quenched horses coming plash
- 30: There are crocodiles in these rivers
- 31: The crockydiles would be aiting me
- 32: I'll howlt me legs up very high
- 33: Dinny keeping very close behind
- 34: The peculiar bray or cry of quay gah
- 35: And Mr Rogers smilingly pointed down into the valley
- 36: As a troop of gnus were trotting by
- 37: Who had been making for the fallen gnu
- 38: While the little Zulu party seemed happiness itself
- 39: It proved to be a splendid young gnu
- 40: But anything but pleasant for Dinny
- 41: Dinny even threatened to lose the frying pan
- 42: Though Chicory declared that he was killed
- 43: And away they cantered in one direction
- 44: Shoes and Stockings snorted violently
- 45: And Dinny never did a better act in his life
- 46: I wonder that Dinny don't work harder
- 47: And clambering out of the waggon
- 48: Carried on the waggon for the purpose
- 49: Renewed their awe inspiring Oomph
- 50: Armed with a couple of assegais
- 51: He is following the waggon now
- 52: Stealing through those thick sedgy grasses
- 53: And showed its glistening teeth
- 54: Coffee and Chicory said nothing
- 55: But the staff of the assegai did not even quiver
- 56: Twisted the thongs between and round their legs
- 57: When Coffee and Chicory threw themselves upon him
- 58: The gazelle stood perfectly still
- 59: Chicory drove his assegai through the serpent
- 60: Little molestation of the travellers had taken place
- 61: While Dinny was in great distress
- 62: And they're an ugly little thribe of natives
- 63: Poor Chicory turned without a word
- 64: And watch the motions of poor Chicory
- 65: Chicory had come on nearer and nearer then
- 66: Jack and Chicory following behind
- 67: Poor Chicory would have shared his fate
- 68: One that proved to be no light load for Peter and Chicory
- 69: Bedad and that's the very baste
- 70: And Caesar and Crassus looked tolerantly on
- 71: Chicory having been left behind to attend to his brother
- 72: Dinny was always ready with an excuse
- 73: Chicory came back the next day
- 74: But Chicory did not seemed tired
- 75: Muttering roar came ominously close
- 76: Chicory threw himself upon his hands and knees
- 77: And Chicory will jump up behind me
- 78: It was a very clumsy imitation of an ostrich
- 79: And deliver a thrust with an assegai
- 80: Exclaimed Dinny contemptuously
- 81: An' did ye see the murthering baste
- 82: Hundreds of the brightly armoured beetles were captured
- 83: Chicory 'fraid he broke a bottle
- 84: Chicory had been asleep the moment before
- 85: This was not enough for Chicory
- 86: The antelope made a brave struggle
- 87: For the antelope was being dragged along
- 88: When Dinny came running from the river side Hoi
- 89: And Dinny rushed off shouting for help
- 90: And as the crocodile was slowly progressing
- 91: But could the crocodile come to life again
- 92: Said Dinny thrusting his head out of the back of the waggon
- 93: The blessbok suddenly took alarm
- 94: The gnu herd was coming straight for him
- 95: Till Chicory took pity upon them and curled up in company
- 96: They were curious fish these silurus
- 97: Followed by their father and Chicory
- 98: Not one with thim murthering crocodivils in it
- 99: For the route of the waggon took them by several salt pools
- 100: Jist as if an illephant ever made a noise like that
- 101: Dinny immediately shifted his position
- 102: They caught sight of the eland grazing
- 103: Coffee jauntily flourished his kiri
- 104: Warned Mr Rogers that it was only friendly firing
- 105: The drummers drubbed the skins of their drums
- 106: At last they returned to the waggon
- 107: And telling Coffee and Chicory to lead
- 108: The Zulu made a virtue of necessity
- 109: And listening to the hideous howlings of the hyaena
- 110: How many cartridges have you got
- 111: Broad nosed hippo was standing
- 112: And a hippopotamus rushed at them
- 113: Mr Rogers and Dinny in the other
- 114: And Dinny uttered a loud Hurroo
- 115: Bad luck to the illiphant and rhinoceros
- 116: Bidding the Zulu throw stones at the reptile
- 117: They had not seen elephant or giraffe
- 118: Let's sling our guns over our shoulders
- 119: As the rhinoceros suddenly stopped
- 120: The rhinoceros shook its head again
- 121: And stared sullenly at the little party
- 122: Till Dinny announced breakfast
- 123: The rhinoceros now stood snorting and squeaking
- 124: He knew what the crukked thorns would do
- 125: It isn't the holes in me shkin
- 126: Dinny suddenly began to make advances to Chicory
- 127: Get the Snider the short Snider out of the waggon
- 128: Nothing more was said by Dinny
- 129: For Dinny had hit the rhinoceros
- 130: Shure and what'd I be freckened of
- 131: A rhinoceros is an herbivorous beast
- 132: Dinny placed the stock upon the creature's neck
- 133: Dinny leaped off the rhinoceros and stared
- 134: Evidently approving of his brother's sticky state
- 135: The coming of the giraffes was discussed
- 136: Dick's brought down his giraffe very quickly
- 137: We came right into these thorns
- 138: As the great giraffe lay motionless
- 139: And cooking the huge marrow bones
- 140: And growled at the triumvirate
- 141: Pick out the thorns with a pin
- 142: They're those great long necked giraffes
- 143: Threw himself on to the giraffe
- 144: For how could ye see if ye'd got a catharact
- 145: Said Dinny in a serio comic fashion
- 146: Some descending in huge solid glassy masses of water
- 147: Then unwillingly the oxen were in spanned
- 148: But familiarity breeds contempt
- 149: Dinny tried to put his foot upon it
- 150: Pompey and Caesar were let loose
- 151: But a little valley supplied ample pasturage for the cattle
- 152: A large black rhinoceros trotted into view
- 153: Manfully helped by Coffee and Chicory
- 154: Sor and they began shying shtones as hard as they could
- 155: Dick knew it in a moment as the swart vitpense
- 156: By this time Coffee and Chicory had come up on their trail
- 157: Made toothsome with guinea fowl
- 158: Sucking it up and squirting it over their dark skins
- 159: The General soon hacked out the good sized tusks
- 160: And they will gradually grow weaker and weaker
- 161: Crossing the Limpopo without accident
- 162: But over this even Dinny felt aggrieved
- 163: Each with a Zulu behind his saddle
- 164: Who was with Dirk the foreloper
- 165: Here Dinny began to hesitate again
- 166: An' is it freckened of a bat I'd be
- 167: Dere was leedle mans lost one days
- 168: The first object they saw was Dinny
- 169: He walked out from the waggon to meet the Zulu chiefs
- 170: Dinny presented himself at the door
