ODDSFISH!
BY
ROBERT HUGH BENSON
Author of "Come Rack! Come Rope!", "Lord of the World," "Initiation," etc.
NEW YORK DODD, MEAD AND COMPANY
1914 AUTHOR'S NOTE.
I wish to express my gratitude for great help received in the writing of this book to Miss MacDermot, Miss Stearne and others, as well as to three friends who submitted to hearing it read aloud in manuscript, and who assisted me by their criticisms and suggestions.
Further, I think it worth saying that in all historical episodes in this book I have taken pains to be as accurate as possible. The various plots, the political movements, and the closing scenes of Charles II's life are here described with as much fidelity to truth as is compatible with historical romance. In particular, I do not think that the King himself is represented as doing or saying anything--except of course to my fictitious personages--to which sound history does not testify. I have also taken considerable pains in the topographical descriptions of Whitehall.
PROLOGUE
The day from which I reckon the beginning of all those adventures which occupied me in the Courts of England and France and elsewhere, was the first day of May in the year sixteen hundred and seventy-eight--the day, that is, on which my Lord Abbot carried me from St. Paul's-without-the- Walls to the Vatican Palace, to see our Most Holy Lord Innocent the Eleventh.
It had been a very hot day in Rome, as was to be expected at that season; and I had stayed in the cloister in the cool, as my Lord Abbot had bidden me, not knowing whether it would be on that day or another, or, indeed, on any at all, that His Holiness would send for me. I knew that my Lord Abbot had been to the Vatican again and again on the business; and had spoken of me, as he said he would, not to the Holy Father only, but to the Cardinal Secretary of State and to others; but I did not know, and he did not tell me, as to whether that business had been prosperous; though I think he must have known long before how it would end. An hour before _Ave Maria_, then, he sent to me, as I walked in the cloisters, and when I came to him, told me, all short, to dress myself in my old secular clothes, as fine as I could, and to be ready to ride with him in half an hour, because our Most Holy Lord had consented to receive me one hour after _Ave Maria_. He said nothing more to me than that; he did not tell me how I was to bear myself, nor what I was to say, neither as I stood in his cell, nor as we rode as fast as we could, with the servants before and behind, into Rome and through the streets of it. I knew nothing more than this--that since neither I nor my novice-master were in the least satisfied as to my vocation, and since I had considerable estates of my own in France (though I was an Englishman altogether on my father's side), and could speak both French and English with equal ease, and Italian and Spanish tolerably--that since, in short, I was a very well-educated young gentleman, and looked more than my years, and bore myself--(so I was told)--with ease and discretion in any company, and could act a part if it were required of me--I might perhaps be of better service to the Church in some secular employment than in sacred. This was all that I knew. The rest my Lord Abbot left to my own wits to understand, and to our Holy Father, if he would, to discover to me: and that, indeed, was presently what he did.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Oddsfish! by Robert Hugh Benson
- 2: The young Monsignore in his purple came back again
- 3: He has been a novice for two years then
- 4: That he was not sure that I had no vocation
- 5: If it is the Court that is your Vocation
- 6: Across the Southwark marshes and the river
- 7: The King was embroiled in a great number of ways
- 8: Covent Garden Piazza was a fairer place altogether
- 9: But she too was greatly sunburnt
- 10: For she was housekeeper at Hare Street
- 11: To draw attention to his discretion
- 12: And of the Duchess of Cleveland
- 13: Were of my Cousin Dorothy that little maid
- 14: The better to go to Whitehall in
- 15: Chiffinch to make me prejudge him
- 16: You have seen His Majesty before
- 17: Chiffinch preceding me with an apology
- 18: And a basket of spaniels lay beneath one of the tables
- 19: Simply that I may serve His Holiness in serving Your Majesty
- 20: Charles laughed again and began to walk up and down
- 21: Or if I might go to the tennis court
- 22: When I came to the Gallery he was at the further end
- 23: You have seen Father Whitbread
- 24: He remembered to ask where I lodged
- 25: Whitbread began to speak of more intimate things
- 26: Father Harcourt was seventy but he was not there
- 27: I know your cousin for a Catholic
- 28: And arrived at Waltham Cross a little before sunset
- 29: The brewhouse and the bakehouse
- 30: Asked my Cousin Tom delightedly
- 31: With the Grail itself upon an altar within
- 32: I do not know my cousin well enough to advise anything
- 33: And listen to the singing coming out of the candlelight
- 34: And I heard the latch shut again
- 35: And at that grew reassured again
- 36: For the highwaymen waxed very bold sometimes
- 37: Turned them back again towards His Majesty
- 38: My Lord Danby turned to the King
- 39: It may be my Lord Danby himself
- 40: I was to speak freely to the priests
- 41: So wild were the pranks played and worse than pranks
- 42: Who frequented the Mitre tavern
- 43: Rumbald the maltster I am to be heard of here at any time
- 44: Chiffinch had company in his inner closet
- 45: Tonge had been sent for and soundly rated
- 46: Coleman hath told the Duke and hath fled from town to night
- 47: Whitbread in such a manner that my heart turned cold
- 48: Oates stood in a little pew at one side
- 49: I began to hear that someone had been strangled
- 50: And that the guilt of the Papists was made plain
- 51: Once a stable boy to my Lord Bellasis
- 52: Coleman was the first to be brought to trial
- 53: Whitbread had told me that he would
- 54: I could have found it in my heart to kill that man Oates
- 55: When the jury were ready to give their verdict
- 56: Chiffinch was accustomed by now to receive me at any hour
- 57: The lieutenant very prudently detained him
- 58: Chiffinch tells me that you were followed from the Court
- 59: I came round and received the packet
- 60: A packet that I must carry with me
- 61: But it was principally of my Cousin Dolly that I thought
- 62: It was at Whitehall I began
- 63: Even in Puckeridge it was not known
- 64: The interruption came in this manner
- 65: Then come up here again and pack a pair of valises
- 66: But my Cousin Dorothy looked at me
- 67: Came a single step on the paved path
- 68: I was all eyes and ears in the muffled dark
- 69: We should have seen him if he had come by Puckeridge
- 70: Whatever that knowledge was to Dorothy
- 71: Whitbread had refused to escape
- 72: Whitbread was getting to his knees for the same end
- 73: All the way along Holborn we went
- 74: Fenwick had scarcely begun before Mr
- 75: Sheriff How spoke to them again
- 76: Whitbread shook his head in answer and so did the others
- 77: I suppose you have come to see His Majesty
- 78: I have brought your packet back again
- 79: And you were to deliver to eh
- 80: It is true I am not a Catholic
- 81: Chiffinch will give you all instructions
- 82: Mallock they would have been even worse
- 83: Why it is your old friend Dangerfield
- 84: And the gradual kindling of the flambeaux
- 85: Walking very upright and stiff
- 86: We are fortunate not to be Jesuits
- 87: Upon the throne itself sat a huge effigy
- 88: At that the shouting of the crowd grew louder and louder
- 89: Rumbald had been on our previous meeting
- 90: Not to Charles but to Monmouth
- 91: I feigned that I was incurious
- 92: Rumbald more particularly where I lodged
- 93: And I wish to ask my Cousin Dolly
- 94: What my heart told me of my Cousin Dolly
- 95: With the greatest friendliness
- 96: Hamerton was a very quiet gentleman
- 97: Hamerton heard confessions before the mass began
- 98: Hamerton said it with great deliberation and recollection
- 99: Helped this man off with his cloak
- 100: She did her reverence very prettily
- 101: And watching my Cousin Dolly and once
- 102: Atkins wheeled round full upon me
- 103: The Duke sneezed once or twice
- 104: Morton is the Duke of Monmouth
- 105: Hear what the Duke of Monmouth hath been saying
- 106: That disaffection will be kept alive
- 107: You have spoken with the Duchess of Portsmouth
- 108: Because he thinks he has displeased you
- 109: Why not say Monmouth and be done with it
- 110: And truly my accents were piteous
- 111: And to Scotland on the day before Parliament met
- 112: Once more that Exclusion Bill of theirs came forward
- 113: And this is to the public utility
- 114: For when Dugdale was bailiff to my Lord Aston at Tixall
- 115: Beginning with my Lord Butler of Weston
- 116: And then my Lord Stafford answered
- 117: That he cannot remit the penalty of High Treason
- 118: And Sir Thomas Killigrew and a score of others
- 119: And my Cousin Dolly in the kitchen
- 120: Whom we had long suspected of poaching
- 121: Presently I saw my Cousin Dolly go out
- 122: The extraordinary kindness of Dolly to me all day
- 123: It is that I love you very dearly
- 124: And upstairs to my own chamber
- 125: Mistress Dorothy must recover herself alone
- 126: But His Majesty is very anxious
- 127: When my Lord was come up on the scaffold
- 128: I think it was said something to the headsman
- 129: For the headsman immediately stepped up
- 130: The Duke of Monmouth too was back again in London
- 131: Chiffinch will be honoured and admired
- 132: The Duchess of Portsmouth knows me
- 133: You will not want to go to Hare Street this time
- 134: Chiffinch would be after me perhaps
- 135: As well as certain other gossip too
- 136: Is Mistress Jermyn within doors
- 137: Then Dolly slammed to the door
- 138: You have done enough mischief then
- 139: For Her Majesty's Maids of Honour were kept
- 140: I had told Dolly we should ride at noon next day
- 141: Chiffinch I felt more alone than ever
- 142: My cousin looked out of a door
- 143: My peroration would be after this fashion
- 144: Mallock The door opened softly behind me
- 145: Chiffinch appeared to think Why
- 146: If Your Majesty will condescend
- 147: Chiffinch immediately and told him what had passed
- 148: I told you to be ready by noon
- 149: Rein your horse back ten yards
- 150: I had got Dolly away from Court
- 151: So impatient was my Cousin Dolly
- 152: We had best have a little truce an armed truce
- 153: By which the sunken way passed very near
- 154: But I thank God I am more wilful and obstinate than you
- 155: But it was not only of Dolly that I had learned my lessons
- 156: I pushed Dolly and her maid forward as the door opened
- 157: To speak now of better prospects for Dolly
- 158: For I had spoken of it at some length with Dolly
- 159: Such interruptions came pretty often
- 160: This company of spies was of all grades
- 161: Rumbald know that we knew one another
- 162: Rumbald a very good fellow indeed
- 163: So soon as we were clear of Amwell
- 164: I knew that you would not refuse to go to Amwell
- 165: Rumbald thinks you disaffected towards the King
- 166: Chiffinch every least incident so soon as it happened
- 167: Was no other than my Lord Shaftesbury himself
- 168: My Lord Shaftesbury did not say a great deal
- 169: Mallock on that understanding
- 170: Sheppard whom I had met at Mr
- 171: I was observing my Lord Shaftesbury and
- 172: If His Grace of Monmouth will do nothing
- 173: Chiffinch to see if there were any news for me
- 174: Sheppard himself opened the door to me
- 175: Sheppard shut the door behind him
- 176: Sheppard had suspected that I had seen my Lord Russell
- 177: Any demonstration there would surely be a failure
- 178: I wish my Lord Shaftesbury had been here
- 179: Chiffinch had sent down to Wapping
- 180: Chiffinch so I took affairs into my own hands
- 181: I know nothing till I have seen Rumbald
- 182: James was already on his way to Hoddesdon
- 183: But Rumbald waved his hand at them sharply
- 184: And another door beyond the hearth
- 185: That there was no ambushment ready
- 186: Mallock's servant from Hoddesdon
- 187: Either that His Majesty would come
- 188: That had wished to speak to Rumbald yesterday at the inn
- 189: I had completely mistaken Rumbald
- 190: I looked out of the stable door
- 191: Rumbald ran out into the road as he was
- 192: What single name do you know besides that of Rumbald
- 193: And even a joiner or a scavenger for that matter
- 194: Rumbald was all for despatching me then and there
- 195: Chiffinch snapped his lips together
- 196: My Lords Howard and Essex were taken on the tenth of July
- 197: Ferguson proved himself a clever fellow
- 198: Chiffinch was very urgent about them
- 199: We have no such rooms as this at Hare Street
- 200: Though in a very different manner from Dolly
- 201: Or even the plain Lord Malmaison
- 202: Chiffinch's closet that I was made known to him
- 203: He very graciously made me sit down
- 204: Even though he lacked discretion
- 205: This priest was a very pleasant looking fellow
- 206: And that night I put on some more ointment
- 207: And leaving the strong box open just as it was
- 208: This is Your Majesty's own conscience
- 209: Sedley leading the way with great solemnity
- 210: Yet his very compassionateness proved his distaste
- 211: I was in one of the antechambers at the time
- 212: Though not from my Lord Dorset
- 213: He closed the door carefully behind him
- 214: This paper I speak of was in cypher
- 215: Even when Rumbald became prominent again
- 216: Chiffinch advanced a step nearer
- 217: Hoskyns for whom I had conceived
- 218: Mallock does not seem to perceive
- 219: If Chiffinch could not save me
- 220: That black mood is on His Majesty
- 221: And that was to make Hoskyns disclose himself
- 222: Having been down the river bank past Chelsea
- 223: Chiffinch had said to me at the beginning of the trouble
- 224: In Lincoln's Inn Fields put down to the Mohocks
- 225: How Dolly looked across the table
- 226: And I was still brooding when she came in again
- 227: Immediately to throw a great piece of orange peel at Mr
- 228: I saw presently that Dolly did not like it
- 229: And Dolly and her maid followed me
- 230: But I turned and stabbed quickly
- 231: Still carrying her I went into the coach
- 232: She lies now in the churchyard of Hormead Parva
- 233: There are some amends due to you
- 234: There are some amends due to you
- 235: But what of your apostleship in the world
- 236: And braziers and sconces and cressets beyond reckoning
- 237: He was in wonderful good humour that evening
- 238: And I saw my Lord Ailesbury there a young man
- 239: Then he went out after his gentlemen
- 240: Chiffinch turned and stared at me again
- 241: And he tore himself free again
- 242: And looked up the lobby beyond the King's chamber
- 243: Chiffinch came down the stairs
- 244: But the Duke was in the Bedchamber
- 245: When I went up into the great antechamber
- 246: Mallock He went up the steps before me
- 247: Sir it is Roger Mallock Mallock
- 248: And was staring at me like a ghost
- 249: Mallock but just now come from His Majesty
- 250: Barillon went forward and spoke to someone
- 251: Barillon came out and beckoned to me
- 252: Ken hath read prayers over him
- 253: Barillon shall be in the doorway that none may come through
- 254: Bid him stay till I send Chiffinch to him
- 255: Huddleston was reading in his Ritual
- 256: The instrument in such an affair
- 257: For they were drawn against the candlelight
- 258: Huddleston with great firmness
- 259: His Majesty was too weary to speak
- 260: Who was the Lord's Anointed and anointed too
- 261: And tenderness where he should have shewn ruthlessness
