Transcriber's Note
There is some arcane and inconsistent spelling. The dialect, spelling and punctuation have been preserved as far as possible.
Obvious typographical errors have been altered, for example where a word was duplicated or a letter duplicated around a hyphen. Hyphenations have been made consistent.
AN
OLD SAILOR'S YARNS.
BY
N. AMES.
AUTHOR OF "MARINER'S SKETCHES," &c. &c. &c.
Extremum hunc, Arethusa, mihi concede laborem.
_Virgil._
NEW YORK: GEORGE DEARBORN, 38 GOLD STREET.
MDCCCXXXV.
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Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1835, by GEORGE DEARBORN, in the Clerk's office of the District Court of the United States, for the Southern District of New York.
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WILLIAM VAN NORDEN, PRINT.
CONTENTS.
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MARY BOWLINE. . . . . . . 15
OLD CUFF . . . . . . . . . . 53
RIVALS . . . . . . . . . . . . 73
MORTON . . . . . . . . . . . 95
PIRATE OF MASAFUERO . . 329
PREFACE.
Mr. Buckingham, noticing the "Nautical Reminiscences" in the New England Magazine, says, no author ever stopped at the second book; and he very gravely proceeds to recommend that my number three should savor more of the style of Goldsmith or Washington Irving. I should have no objection whatever to writing like either of these distinguished authors, _if I could_; but as the case is, I must be content to write as well as I can. The whole article in Mr. B's magazine bore no faint resemblance to a dose of calomel and jalap, administered in a table-spoonful of molasses, in which the sweet and the nauseous are so equally balanced, that the patient is in doubt whether to spit or to swallow. I was, however, exceedingly flattered with the notice bestowed upon me by this literary cynic, as he was never before known to speak well, even moderately, of any author, except natives of Boston, or professors in Harvard University.
"Morton" is founded upon an old tradition, now forgotten, but well known when I first went to sea, of the exploits of some of our adventurous and somewhat lawless traders in the Pacific. A number of the crew of one of these smuggling vessels were taken in the act, and, after a hasty trial, ordered to be sent to the mines. The route to their place of condemnation and hopeless confinement lay near the coast. A large party of seamen landed from two or three ships that were in the neighborhood, waylaid the military escort, knocked most of them on the head, rescued the prisoners, and got safe off without loss. The story says nothing of female influence or assistance, but knowing it to be morally impossible to get through a story without the assistance of a lady, I pressed one into the service, and took other liberties with the original, till it became what peradventure the reader will find it. Many stories are told of the skirmishes, or as sailors call them, "scrammidges," between our "free-traders" and the guarda-costas in different parts of the Pacific. In particular, the ship D----, of Boston, is said to have had a "regular-built fight" with a guarda-costa of forty-four guns, that retired from the action so miserably mauled, that it is doubtful to this day whether she ever found her way back into port. An old sea-dog who was on board the D----, furnished me with many details of the proceedings of our merchantmen on the coasts of California, and Mexico, some thirty years since, but most of them have escaped my memory.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: An Old Sailor's Yarns by N. Ames
- 2: Who cannot conceive of a duel between two gentlemen
- 3: And the reader will consider Old Cuff as the bag
- 4: He was a constant visiter at the house of Captain Bowline
- 5: And Kelson being free of the house
- 6: A lover may retire to his closet
- 7: Kelson managed his boat with great skill
- 8: George Frederick Augustus Millinet
- 9: Was quietly pursuing her evening walk with Kelson
- 10: And attended Captain Bowline and his daughter to meeting
- 11: Bearing a lighted glass mantel lamp in each hand
- 12: Gave way before the violent pull of Millinet
- 13: Stopping at the house of old Haddock
- 14: Kelson immediately stripped off his coat
- 15: Thomas Kelson on Thanksgiving day night
- 16: Old Cuff had certainly lived a great deal
- 17: The crews of the New England vessels trading
- 18: Cut away your thundering hammock
- 19: Cuff himself being severely wounded
- 20: Said the first one of the larboard watch
- 21: Upon our arrival at Valparaiso
- 22: Old Morelli was by no means ambitious of this honor
- 23: This was the young Count Altenberg
- 24: Of both the lovely Bianca and the young soldier
- 25: The impetuosity of the young nobleman
- 26: And compelled Frederic to exert his utmost skill
- 27: The unhappy Bianca lived to experience
- 28: Probably induced by excessive intemperance
- 29: That of discovery and conquest
- 30: But New Holland holds out no temptations to the missionary
- 31: The captains of the guarda costas redoubled their vigilance
- 32: Slopes off gradually to the eastward
- 33: They have rainy and dry seasons
- 34: With a paper segar in his mouth
- 35: An advanced party commanded by Don Gaspar
- 36: But for the interference of Don Gaspar
- 37: I am not a profound believer in innate ideas
- 38: The only brother of Don Gaspar
- 39: As Anastasio did his as an orthodox Catholic
- 40: Don Gaspar received his appointment
- 41: With an exquisitely delicate and fair complexion
- 42: And calling Isabella to him one morning
- 43: Commander of the American whaling ship Orion
- 44: Like most of the Spanish American clergy
- 45: We cannot indeed handle pitch without being defiled
- 46: The happiness of one so dear to you as your niece
- 47: Covered generally with the ship's ensign
- 48: And were close behind Isabella
- 49: Morton had attached himself to Isabella
- 50: Isabella was extremely agitated
- 51: Morton was exceedingly gratified by this kindness
- 52: He had that peculiar kind of modesty
- 53: Morton and Isabella were much of the time together
- 54: Isabella arose at her usual hour the next morning
- 55: Isabella seemed rooted to her seat
- 56: The delighted seaman caught her in his arms
- 57: I don't know said Coffin gravely
- 58: Morton try to engage the poor girl's affections
- 59: Daring the night there had been a tremendous thunder squall
- 60: All is lost I set out to night for Tepic
- 61: The topsails were now hoisted aloft
- 62: Men who have received a collegiate education
- 63: And a whaling he accordingly went
- 64: For the violation of its equally theoretical laws
- 65: Here comes Romeo without his roe
- 66: Drank cider at a dollar the barrel
- 67: And his firm reliance upon Isabella's constancy
- 68: I am the son of old General Jonathan Morton
- 69: Morton was about to address him
- 70: And thus shortened his passage perhaps by a month
- 71: And her bright varnished sides
- 72: Long exposure to the weather had hardened his frame
- 73: To use the somewhat hyperbolical language of sailors
- 74: The crew mustered forty four in number
- 75: A tempestuous wind called Euroclydon
- 76: But four anchors out of the starn
- 77: For squalls are not fashionable in the trade winds
- 78: And get your coppers ready to make a chowder for all hands
- 79: And would most probably soon visit San Blas
- 80: That he was first officer of the ship Albatross
- 81: And the mules loading on the beach
- 82: With sundry other and similar topics of consolation
- 83: With voices choked and interrupted by sobs and tears
- 84: To the highland cattle stealers of Scotland
- 85: Isabella changed her battery At least
- 86: And the madman correct conclusions from erroneous principles
- 87: She visited the prison that very day
- 88: Isabella permitted him to indulge his national vanity
- 89: The blunt old seaman still persisted that bribery
- 90: Morton and his companions were taken
- 91: The unhappy Don Gregorio was whirled
- 92: Which sail the commander of the Albatross
- 93: Don Dego has his thundering baggonet right in your g ts
- 94: This phial contains a simple opiate
- 95: The lighted segar dropped from his mouth
- 96: Keeping close to the side of the plaza
- 97: The boatswain of the Albatross
- 98: When the silence was broken by Morton
- 99: From Captain Williams Albatross
- 100: Seems to abhor more cordially than any other vacuum whatever
- 101: The topsail yards slung with iron chains
- 102: Isabella became pale as marble
- 103: In which she had formerly kept sundry articles of clothing
- 104: Some writers wake their heroines at dead of night
- 105: The breeze that brought the Venganza within sight
- 106: And it was grog time in all Christian countries
- 107: From twelve to four pounders inclusive
- 108: That I hit that fellow's foremast the first shot
- 109: The guarda costa was towed along
- 110: Groping in the coppers with the cook's ladle
- 111: To let our reader breathe awhile
- 112: Macao is beautifully situated upon a small island
- 113: Isabella raised her head from the shoulder of Madam de Silva
- 114: The Albatross arrived at Long Wharf early in the afternoon
- 115: Jones was accordingly sent for
- 116: Lies the little island of Masafuero
- 117: Numbers of English and American seamen
- 118: Longford was none of them sort
- 119: But I confess that I have in innate dispositions
- 120: Send him a good long voyage with a godly captain
- 121: The city of Buenos Ayres was at that time
- 122: Which was then in the hands of Benavidas
- 123: Stood the residence of a wealthy merchant
- 124: Even in the most patriarchal courtships
- 125: Like all passengers on board a ship
- 126: Sir Reginald Bentley is not half so handsome a man as George
- 127: I will never marry without his consent
- 128: And a very excellent statute it is too
- 129: Effingham was highly delighted with the country
- 130: Somewhat peculiarly circumstanced
- 131: Decided that Miss Julia should
- 132: Miss Effingham was accompanied by her maid
- 133: Benavidas had been taken a second time
- 134: And when the murderer Longford
- 135: The Hyperion then shortened sail
- 136: She was fast in the arms of Morpheus
