Produced by Al Haines
[Frontispiece: "'I have a prior and a stronger claim on Mr. Gage,' said Lalage, with calm determination." (Page 171.)]
A POACHED PEERAGE
BY
SIR WILLIAM MAGNAY, BART.
AUTHOR OF "FAUCONBERG," "THE RED CHANCELLOR," "A PRINCE OF LOVERS," ETC.
"There is a third party to all our bargains"
_ILLUSTRATED_
LONDON
WARD, LOCK & CO., LIMITED
1909
CONTENTS
CHAPTER I CHAPTER II CHAPTER III CHAPTER IV CHAPTER V CHAPTER VI CHAPTER VII CHAPTER VIII CHAPTER IX CHAPTER X CHAPTER XI CHAPTER XII CHAPTER XIII CHAPTER XIV CHAPTER XV CHAPTER XVI CHAPTER XVII CHAPTER XVIII CHAPTER XIX CHAPTER XX CHAPTER XXI CHAPTER XXII CHAPTER XXIII CHAPTER XXIV CHAPTER XXV CHAPTER XXVI CHAPTER XXVII CHAPTER XXVIII CHAPTER XXIX CHAPTER XXX CHAPTER XXXI CHAPTER XXXII CHAPTER XXXIII CHAPTER XXXIV CHAPTER XXXV CHAPTER XXXVI CHAPTER XXXVII CHAPTER XXXVIII CHAPTER XXXIX CHAPTER XL CHAPTER XLI CHAPTER XLII
CHAPTER I
A pretty girl looked out of the low-silled coffee-room window of the _Quorn Arms_ at Great Bunbury, and threw a glance of roguish invitation at a watchful young man who was pretending to be busy in the courtyard. Then she disappeared. The young man lost no time in throwing down his broom, and, with a manifestly assumed air of indifference, approached the window. He looked in warily, then glanced round behind him, and next moment had thrown his leg over the sill and was in the room. The girl, with her back to the window, was polishing a brass candlestick with a vigour which suggested that the occupation left no room for less material thoughts. Also that she was, for a smart young woman, strangely unobservant of the fact that a man had entered by the window, until an arm round her waist brought the fact to her notice. Even then she did not start or cry out, merely disengaging herself from the expected caress by a self-possessed and apparently well practised twist.
"I can't stop a moment, Tom," she remarked coolly; "only I saw you outside. Father's in the bar."
"And I've been hanging about a good half-hour to see you, Mercy," her swain declared impressively. "I say, as time's short, don't let's waste it. Give us a kiss."
For answer Miss Mercy Popkiss turned her head aside at a right angle as though suddenly attracted by something in the street. An attitude of preoccupation does not, however, necessarily imply refusal; under certain circumstances it even stands for an invitation. As such Mr. Thomas Sparrow unhesitatingly regarded it.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Poached Peerage by William Magnay
- 2: Sparrow took the hint and another kiss
- 3: Not being ready with a suggestion
- 4: The visitor replied cheerfully
- 5: Sparrow had no eyes for her just then
- 6: I won't have no row on my licensed premises
- 7: Treasury won't see you out of pocket
- 8: And brushed out white whiskers
- 9: We shan't get over to Babbleton this afternoon
- 10: Returned Ethel with somewhat over emphasized incredulity
- 11: Laughed the voluble Miss Dagmar
- 12: Dagmar walked serenely to the window
- 13: And we have got to go to Babbleton
- 14: So just get things a bit smart
- 15: Regarding the new guest with expectant eyes
- 16: Ekin would not play me a trick
- 17: While his swagger for an instant sagged visibly
- 18: This was too much for Peckover
- 19: Peckover asked half apprehensively
- 20: Eager to catch the fleeting opportunity
- 21: Peckover began to think it was all right
- 22: And has now gone back to Rixon
- 23: Who stared for a moment at Peckover
- 24: Answered Peckover with grim significance
- 25: Lord Quorn wagged his head knowingly
- 26: Peckover suggested encouragingly
- 27: Lord Quorn shook his head sleepily
- 28: The movement half roused Quorn
- 29: Demanded Quorn in a horrified tone
- 30: The exigency of the situation roused Mr
- 31: With much puffing and wheezy mutterings
- 32: It struck Peckover that the dapper
- 33: Peckover pushed back his own chair
- 34: Peckover assented dogmatically
- 35: Five thousand while I'm Lord Quorn
- 36: The supposititious Lord Quorn said
- 37: Gage will do us the honour of staying at Staplewick
- 38: Quorn hasn't a penny to speak of
- 39: Dagmar remarked with a yawn of indifference
- 40: To think that the Quorn coronet should go begging
- 41: Returned the discomfited equestrian
- 42: Peckover gave a short awkward laugh
- 43: Peckover remarked sententiously
- 44: It's better than being blithering idiots
- 45: Nervously clutched the gunwale of the punt and
- 46: Only to find on arriving there that Peckover had disappeared
- 47: But Peckover was not to be shaken off
- 48: Still gripping the plunging Gage
- 49: Gage found that they had touched the bottom
- 50: Purvis now went boldly forward
- 51: That mattered nothing to Peckover
- 52: Rewarded his purported rescuer in more than princely fashion
- 53: Returned Peckover incredulously
- 54: Peckover interposed flippantly
- 55: Five guineas isn't to be sneezed at
- 56: The brother of the would be Lady Quorn
- 57: He said aggressively to Peckover
- 58: Foretold a further complication
- 59: Suddenly Miss Leo turned to Peckover
- 60: Lord Quorn is not at home here at present
- 61: Peckover explained in a shriek
- 62: Her look changed to one of easy graciousness as Peckover
- 63: Lady Agatha and Dagmar came in
- 64: Carnaby looked round and pounced upon Dagmar
- 65: It was none other than Lord Quorn
- 66: Observed Peckover sententiously
- 67: If she means Lord Quorn she shall have him
- 68: Quorn mechanically got into the cart
- 69: But my grievance ain't agin 'is lordship
- 70: Then who was the other Lord Quorn
- 71: Replied Peckover apologetically
- 72: Peckover sprang to intercept her
- 73: Drawing her to him for another kiss
- 74: Whispered Peckover to Sharnbrook
- 75: Peckover began to think this was dry work
- 76: Dagmar supplied quietly yet promptly
- 77: Nevertheless Dagmar found time
- 78: I must get up a family history of these Quorn Johnnies
- 79: The flippant Peckover ventured to supply
- 80: Peckover supplied sympathetically
- 81: She demanded suddenly of Peckover
- 82: Peckover remarked in desperation
- 83: With an indifference born of desperation
- 84: Peckover added miserably to himself
- 85: With the false Lord Quorn to all intents established
- 86: Represented by the strategic Peckover
- 87: Gage commented sympathetically
- 88: Peckover inquired with a laugh
- 89: Quorn returned uncompromisingly
- 90: Quorn looked at him searchingly
- 91: Asked Quorn with grim amusement
- 92: The other Quorn won't be particular
- 93: Never heard of the ladies before
- 94: The wily peeress inquired sweetly
- 95: With a sly glance at the fascinating Ulrica
- 96: Responded Peckover indifferently
- 97: Indeed Ulrica has her separate fortune now
- 98: Peckover answered somewhat gloomily
- 99: Quorn is a shilly shallying fellow
- 100: And Quorn knows it to his cost
- 101: Ulrica kept her countenance steady
- 102: You think it would matter to Lord Quorn
- 103: Responded Quorn with dismaying suggestiveness
- 104: Nodding to Quorn as pleasantly as the situation permitted
- 105: He stuck to Peckover with all the persistency
- 106: Gage looked as though he did mind it very much indeed
- 107: He proposed five times at least to Ulrica
- 108: I'm just as much a gentleman as Quorn
- 109: Observed Peckover sententiously
- 110: Peckover rose and lounged against the mantelpiece
- 111: He ran de Fulano through the heart
- 112: Heiress of the de Rivaz lands and wealth
- 113: I should say an English nobleman
- 114: Gage was forced to answer rather sheepishly
- 115: Peckover remonstrated in ill concealed terror
- 116: And advancing to the table took the finest peach in the dish
- 117: Said Gage at breakfast next morning
- 118: Peckover inquired rather foolishly
- 119: When Gage and Peckover returned home
- 120: Suggested Peckover in a panic stricken whisper
- 121: Objected Peckover with a reminiscent shiver
- 122: I'm very fond of Ulrica and all that
- 123: Peckover remarked with a reminiscent shiver
- 124: She turned fiercely upon Peckover
- 125: The most noble lady repeated the remark
- 126: Miss Buffkin is going to marry Lord Quorn
- 127: Taking Gage with marked intention last
- 128: I and the excellent Lord Quorn
- 129: How you came to call yourself Lord Quorn
- 130: I do not think you are milord Quorn
- 131: Retorted Quorn with withering point
- 132: Said Quorn unhappily and speaking at a certain disadvantage
- 133: Whether you are or are not Lord Quorn
- 134: Save a scornful smile from Quorn
- 135: I like your swearing you are not the rightful Quorn
- 136: Then replied with a nod at Quorn
- 137: And passing him off to the duke as Lord Quorn
- 138: And Quorn exhibited signs of marked uneasiness
- 139: Quorn could but smile uneasily at the pleasantry
- 140: If Lord Quorn or any other man
- 141: Is this distinguished gentleman
- 142: I have the distinguished honour of addressing milord Quorn
- 143: Carnaby Leo was not quite apparent
- 144: Leo tried to give sign of amusement
- 145: Leo began to look very weary and unwell
- 146: Leo looked as though he reluctantly accepted the probability
- 147: The fiery little Castilian turned to Quorn
- 148: Thus bidden Miss Leo relaxed her clasp
- 149: Then planting his knee in the small of the ducal back
- 150: Observed Miss Leo with somewhat menacing satisfaction
- 151: Between himself and the Great Bunbury Bench
- 152: Great Bunbury is not to be trifled with
- 153: You don't mean to say you are Lord Quorn
- 154: I've told Bar Ulrica she can marry whom she likes
- 155: Responded Gage good humouredly
- 156: Of the noble house of Quorn remaining with us to this day
- 157: And inventor of the Quorn Hunt
- 158: Observed Peckover sympathetically
- 159: Lord Quorn is hunting for you everywhere
- 160: The sort of person you prefer to Lord Quorn
- 161: From the unattractive personality of Lord Quorn
- 162: Well written and cleverly put together
- 163: And works out an intricate plot to a dramatic conclusion
