Queer Stories
For Boys and Girls
BY
EDWARD EGGLESTON
AUTHOR OF "THE HOOSIER SCHOOLMASTER," "THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-BOY," ETC.
NEW YORK CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS 1884
Copyright, 1884, by
EDWARD EGGLESTON
TROW'S PRINTING AND BOOKBINDING COMPANY, NEW YORK.
PREFACE.
The stories here reprinted include nearly all of those which I have written for children in a vein that entitles them to rank as "Queer Stories," that is, stories not entirely realistic in their setting but appealing to the fancy, which is so marked a trait of the minds of boys and girls. "Bobby and the Key-hole" appeared eight or nine years ago in _St. Nicholas_, and has never before been printed in book form. The others were written earlier for juvenile periodicals of wide repute in their time--periodicals that have now gone the way of almost all young people's magazines, to the land of forgetfulness. Although I recall with pleasure the fact that these little tales enjoyed a considerable popularity when they first appeared, I might just as well as not have called them "The Unlucky Stories." In two or three forms some of the stories that form this collection have appeared in book covers in years past, but always to meet with disaster that was no fault of theirs. Two little books that contained a part of the stories herein reprinted were burned up--plates, cuts and all--in the Chicago fire of 1871. Another book, with some of these stories in it, was issued by a publisher in Boston, who almost immediately failed, leaving the plates in pawn. These fell into the hands of a man who issued a surreptitious edition, and then into the possession of another, to whom at length I was forced to pay a round sum for the plates, in order to extricate my unfortunate tales from the hands of freebooters. This is therefore the first fair and square issue in book form that these stories have had. For this they have been revised by the author, and printed from plates wholly new by the liberality of the present publisher.
E. E.
Owls' Nest, Lake George, 1884.
CONTENTS.
QUEER STORIES. PAGE
Bobby and the Key-hole, a Hoosier Fairy Tale, 3
Mr. Blake's Walking-stick, 23
The Chairs in Council, 60
What the Tea-kettle Said, 67
Crooked Jack, 72
The Funny Little Old Woman, 77
Widow Wiggins' Wonderful Cat, 83
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Queer Stories for Boys and Girls by Eggleston
- 2: Nor the boy with a bundle of fagots now
- 3: But Bobby Towpate was not ugly
- 4: And said Thith thing muth be a key
- 5: Thith key ith too awful yaller
- 6: Thinks he's some in his yaller wescut
- 7: Bobby stood still with astonishment
- 8: I know a better thtory than that air
- 9: Old owl sitting over against him
- 10: The cane always agreed with Mr
- 11: Said stumpy little Tommy Bantam
- 12: The minister told Sitles good by
- 13: Blake told about his morning visits
- 14: Where Curlypate had already gone
- 15: But he would go to the Polytechnic
- 16: But Old Ebony seemed to guess his thought
- 17: When thou makest a dinner or a supper
- 18: For Tommy Puffer had gone home
- 19: They all signed except Tommy Puffer
- 20: Martin had to go to the overseer of the poor
- 21: At the appointed time Lampeer came
- 22: And so Lampeer took his hat and called a neighbor woman
- 23: He and Sammy hurried down to Widow Martin's and got there
- 24: But Lampeer had grasped the other arm
- 25: I remember that there was a hen cackling in the barn
- 26: Good for nothing dandy in damask satin
- 27: Damask satin parlor gentlemen make
- 28: But it's a little hard to sit here and simmer
- 29: On which lived the Widow Lundy
- 30: Then the crooked old cat mewed
- 31: And now this is all puckered and wrinkled and krinkled
- 32: At last Tilda dreamed that the funny
- 33: Deacon Pettibone thought he was doing right
- 34: Weird Widow Wiggins came again
- 35: Squealed the little old Garuly
- 36: And so the Garuly again pounded him
- 37: And asked the Garuly what it meant
- 38: Larkin was an indolent juvenile
- 39: Like the sides of the pickerel
- 40: When the owl hoots Joblilies fly home
- 41: Immediately the Joblilies leaped into the air
- 42: He shot at our little runaway pullet
- 43: Sukey found the Flats a dreary place
- 44: And show Sukey how curious they were
- 45: Then the pickaninny found a swamp blackbird's nest
- 46: And there were present the Garulies
- 47: Dried up Garulies running around
- 48: Open the wonderful Pantoscopticon
- 49: And the Great Panjandrum Himself
- 50: We accosted an old Garuly who was wandering about
- 51: We'll make Will Sampson chairman
- 52: She knew that David was not wanting in intelligence
- 53: Then came Tom Miller and John Harlan
- 54: But Rudolph kept whittling away
- 55: Had taken care to notify John Harlan
- 56: He was indentured to old Squire Higgins
- 57: And it was decided that Hans Schlegel should tell the story
- 58: He forgot all the lessons of Serujah
- 59: Cried out the young prince to Serujah
- 60: Whittaker looked around for a situation
- 61: Whittaker came back about the same time
- 62: Parmlee took off his spectacles to wipe his eyes
- 63: And the master never beat Hugo
- 64: All but Hugo appeared before him
- 65: Old Mud Dauber had distinguished himself chiefly
- 66: Could do nothing more than his frightful ne onk
- 67: Author of The Hoosier Schoolmaster
- 68: Written and Illustrated by HOWARD PYLE
- 69: As Siegfried was the greatest of the heroes of the North
- 70: Has acquired skill with his hands
- 71: With 12 full page illustrations by Alfred Kappes
- 72: 00 The story appeals to boys
- 73: Noah brooks' out of door stories for boys
- 74: Mary mapes dodge's charming books
- 75: New Haven Journal and Courier
- 76: With illustrations by Bensell and others
- 77: The french revolution and first empire
- 78: Elegantly bound new edition $2
