Produced by Nick Hodson of London, England
Quicksilver; or, The Boy With No Skid To His Wheel, by George Manville Fenn.
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I don't know where they get titles for books from. The subtitle is "The Boy with no Skid to his Wheel", and that is the only mention of the word "skid" in the entire book. The only "wheel" mentioned is when the boy hero does cartwheels round the drawing-room. And the said boy is referred to as "a globule of quicksilver". So I suppose it is something the author had in his mind before he began the book.
Unlike most of Fenn's books, which involve dire situations with pirates in the China Seas, and other such places, the entire action of this book takes place in a small English village. The local doctor, having retired childless, decides he would like to adopt a boy. Being a Governor of the local Institute for the Poor he goes there and selects a boy who at the age of two had been a foundling, and who is now eleven or twelve.
Everyone is keen to make this work, but there is a big difference in social manners between a boy brought up in an Institute, and the boy the doctor would like to have. So a certain amount of retraining has to take place. Of course this is successful in the end, but there are a lot of blips long the way. Our hero makes friends with a local boy who is definitely "non-U". They run away together in a boat they have nicked for the purpose. For a few days they have various adventures, some enjoyable, but most of them not.
On being brought back our hero is sent to a small private school run by a clergyman, who beats the boy mercilessly, so that he runs away from the school, back to the doctor's, but remains hidden in an out-house. He is found, but becomes very ill, so the whole household is taken to a rented house in the Isle of Wight, where he eventually recovers. At which point it is discovered who his real parents are, and he is "U" after all, so everyone feels good about it.
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QUICKSILVER; OR, THE BOY WITH NO SKID TO HIS WHEEL, BY GEORGE MANVILLE FENN.
CHAPTER ONE.
A VERY STRANGE PAIR.
He was very grubby, and all about his dark grey eyes there were the marks made by his dirty fingers where he had rubbed away the tickling tears. The brownish red dust of the Devon lanes had darkened his delicate white skin, and matted his shiny yellow curls.
As to his hands, with their fat little fingers, with every joint showing a pretty dimple, they looked white and clean, but that was due to the fact that he was sitting in a bed of moss by the roadside, where the water came trickling down from the red rocks above, and dabbling and splashing the tiny pool, till the pearly drops hung among his dusty curls, and dotted, as if with jewels, the ragged old blue jersey shirt which seemed to form his only garment.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Quicksilver by George Manville Fenn
- 2: After a few minutes there was the pad
- 3: Didn't think he were your bairn
- 4: And said to one of a group of idlers the one word Workus
- 5: The little party left the workhouse infirmary
- 6: And began talking to Lady Danby about parish work
- 7: And she removed the decanter stopper
- 8: But under the ministrations of Helen Grayson
- 9: Next morning Dr Grayson took his gold headed cane
- 10: The beams were all whitewashed
- 11: After darting a triumphant look at Coggley and Bunce
- 12: And glanced at the schoolmaster
- 13: Said the doctor more graciously
- 14: Then the doctor bent down slowly
- 15: Mayn't I say good bye to Mother Curdley
- 16: Coming up with the doctor's choice clinging to her apron
- 17: Never mind about Miss Hippetts
- 18: Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ri i kee
- 19: Do you have skilly for breakfast
- 20: Maria entered now with the cake and milk
- 21: And began to munch as he sat upon a velvet covered hassock
- 22: Are you are you going faltered Helen
- 23: Perhaps we shall shorten it into Dex
- 24: All Dexter checked himself again
- 25: Mr Bleddan perfectly understood
- 26: Dexter began to read in a forced
- 27: The little sauce tureen was passed to him
- 28: Said the doctor rather huskily
- 29: Poor Dexter had cried himself to sleep
- 30: While Dexter went to the bookcase
- 31: Then a happy thought occurred to Dexter
- 32: Dexter put on his boots slowly
- 33: But Dan'l Copestake said it was all nonsense
- 34: Said Peter Cribb to the under gardener
- 35: He went up that vinery just like a monkey
- 36: You get a big strong clothes prop
- 37: Or else down the slope of the vinery
- 38: The boy would slide down the top of the vinery and escape
- 39: Went through the top of the vinery
- 40: Who was still supporting the boy's foot with the prop
- 41: Dexter walked into the doctor's study
- 42: I've been talking about sending you back to the workhouse
- 43: Dexter taking up his knife and fork
- 44: Helen went on slowly with her lunch
- 45: Helen kissed her father's forehead
- 46: Helen Grayson softly sank upon her knees beside the boy
- 47: As she delivered her message to Mrs Millett
- 48: Him as was with that Lady Danby
- 49: Miss Grayson here will examine you
- 50: And Lady Danby is warmly attached to Helen Grayson
- 51: As the stone made its last splash
- 52: When Dexter damped her enjoyment
- 53: Dexter shuffled about from foot to foot
- 54: She had young Edgar Danby in her mind
- 55: She saw that young Edgar Danby was on the ground
- 56: And with no little trepidation
- 57: Dexter puckered up his forehead and stared
- 58: While Helen and Dexter took another footpath
- 59: Topley lathered Dengate's red round face
- 60: And young shaver here Mr Dengate
- 61: But it only leads to my farrest medder
- 62: I went in the medder this morning
- 63: Mrs Millett was not in the kitchen
- 64: And makes wum castesses all over the lawn
- 65: And every now and then capturing a small gudgeon or roach
- 66: Dexter eagerly did as was suggested
- 67: Cried the shabby boy jeeringly
- 68: My name's Dimsted Bob Dimsted
- 69: Bob Dimsted did nothing of the kind
- 70: Declining the offer of the clothes prop
- 71: And gazed up at Helen in a perplexed way
- 72: And I feel quite grateful to the Danbys
- 73: Dr Grayson has accepted the invitation for his adopted son
- 74: And make great friends with Edgar Danby
- 75: Dexter went back into the hall
- 76: And began to examine his half worn broom
- 77: Dexter turned away with another sigh
- 78: Dexter was rubbing the back of his neck
- 79: Giving a writhe as he felt the stinging of the bees
- 80: Dexter spends a pleasant afternoon
- 81: Master Obed Cole Dextry Grayson
- 82: And returned to where Lady Danby was seated
- 83: He only sidled away slowly across the lawn
- 84: I'm not accustomed to associate with workhouse boys
- 85: The result was most satisfactory Dexter had winced
- 86: For he thrust and struck at Dexter savagely
- 87: Edgar sat and stared for a few moments
- 88: Edgar was ready with an answer
- 89: Dead fokes hists up de behime leg
- 90: For Edgar Danby had brought his punishment upon himself
- 91: I came out of the workus workhouse
- 92: And Bob Dimsted began to gather up his tackle
- 93: Helen hesitated for a few moments
- 94: Leaving Dexter to amuse himself
- 95: Dexter cannot come out fishing alone
- 96: And Dexter duly sent down to it
- 97: He is a human waif thrown up on life's shore
- 98: Is Ribstons a petty complaint my chycest Ribstons
- 99: And them pippins worth twopence apiece at Christmas
- 100: Dexter rubbed his head again thoughtfully
- 101: It was to find Dexter rubbing his head
- 102: And Dexter leaped up with alacrity
- 103: Mr Limpney is your private tutor now
- 104: Dexter gave the required information
- 105: You come to islands where the cocoa nuts grow
- 106: The idea of the unknown countries made Dexter thrill
- 107: Dexter sat very thoughtful and still
- 108: Leaving Dexter perched up in the crown of the tree
- 109: But still Bob Dimsted did not come
- 110: But Bob did not chuck that perch in again
- 111: Dexter took up a slate and pencil
- 112: Where are these simple equations
- 113: Cried Mr Limpney in astonishment
- 114: Mr Limpney would not have cause to complain
- 115: For following Dexter wherever he went
- 116: The hedgehog was actively perambulating its dark prison
- 117: The canary died before he reached home
- 118: Turned upside down upon a slate
- 119: Dexter smoothed and stroked the snake
- 120: Try and please Mr Limpney by being energetic
- 121: Does not Mr Limpney explain them to you
- 122: The doctor seemed to be remarkably thoughtful and stern
- 123: And went into the kitchen and told Mrs Millett
- 124: Rather shaky in the loops of the letters
- 125: And it seemed as if Bob Dimsted was not coming
- 126: Dexter drew back from the river
- 127: Dexter listened till Bob Dimsted's whistle died away
- 128: And crossed the lawn to the sunny verbena bed
- 129: And hence it was that they were lavished upon a toad
- 130: It's the camomile tea done that
- 131: But I can't take her fiz physick to night
- 132: Dexter rose with his heart beating
- 133: And as Dexter bade the doctor and his daughter good night
- 134: And bending over the balustrade he spread his hands
- 135: In his desperation Dexter snatched down the cap
- 136: And passing one leg over the sill
- 137: Dexter was half disposed to say
- 138: Dexter had had a happy thought
- 139: Dexter swam to the muddy overhanging bank
- 140: Dexter was ready with another protest
- 141: And Dexter stopped involuntarily
- 142: Dexter crept to the stern of the boat
- 143: With the sculls balanced on the rowlocks
- 144: Being sorry won't butter no parsneps
- 145: Then don't yer call me a sneak
- 146: As Bob Dimsted spoke in a low snarling way
- 147: And Dexter breathed more freely
- 148: Chink chink chink chink
- 149: As Dexter contrived to get his feet once more
- 150: Which was backed in so that Dexter could jump aboard
- 151: And as the sculls were laid in
- 152: Sittin' down to bragfuss without washing yer face
- 153: Dexter watched him attentively
- 154: So he handed the rod to Dexter
- 155: And some one as knows how to kitch 'em
- 156: The underkeeper jumped off the bank at once into the water
- 157: And have you before the magistrates
- 158: Dexter was ready to laugh with his companion now
- 159: Do you know what cray fish are
- 160: I'm going to roast them cray fish
- 161: And finished four of the cray fish
- 162: In the most startling way Hoi hoi hoo hoo
- 163: Bob had hardly uttered the words when Dexter
- 164: And it's your turn now to get some cray fish
- 165: And the golden land which would recompense Dexter
- 166: To which Bob responded with a contemptuous Yah
- 167: Only I should knock yer overboard and drown'd yer
- 168: Dexter readily seized the second scull
- 169: And what capital fish the smelts were
- 170: Dexter ran to the water's edge
- 171: I wish this here was your stoopid head
- 172: At every word he struck out at Dexter
- 173: As he crouched among some osiers and looked cautiously round
- 174: And hid among the osiers on the other side
- 175: Say I stole yer boat and I'll drown'd yer
- 176: But a drag at the left scull saved it
- 177: In obedience to Bob's tugging at the sculls
- 178: Dexter stood holding the boat hook
- 179: Dexter felt quite light hearted in his relief
- 180: Come and lay hold o' one scull
- 181: Bob's scull was dipped again directly
- 182: But did not find the sour cider to his taste
- 183: Dexter did not realise all this
- 184: Dexter took one of the cushions forward
- 185: For as Dexter seized the other
- 186: The sculls splashed the water almost together
- 187: Glanced round with his sculls raised
- 188: And Bob uttered another of his canine yelps
- 189: We are in the habit of calling them thefts
- 190: With Peter the groom holding him down
- 191: And Bob Dimsted's voice whimpering You let me alone
- 192: That money I sent by Bob Dimsted
- 193: I think Dr Grayson understands your character now
- 194: For they were all going back to Coleby
- 195: He's got to look arter me ain't yer
- 196: And catching Bob by the collar
- 197: Dexter had nothing he could say
- 198: Pleasant old Mrs Millett appeared
- 199: I could have forgiven everything
- 200: Because you will not send Dexter back
- 201: Helen sat over her work a little longer
- 202: But hang that Limpney for a narrow minded
- 203: When Bob broke into a derisive war dance Yah
- 204: Dexter banged down his basket again
- 205: Dexter got a good deal knocked about
- 206: Dexter looked up at him wildly
- 207: Muttered the doctor scanning the advertisements
- 208: I'll write to Mr Mastrum at once
- 209: Mrs Millett was particularly anxious about him
- 210: Dexter was silent for a few minutes
- 211: Mrs Millett says there's no eggs
- 212: But Bob Dimsted was not caught
- 213: And this he repeated to Mrs Millett and Maria
- 214: And that there was something up in the loft
- 215: And held the lanthorn up and down
- 216: Which rattled upon the rough floor of the loft
- 217: He must ha' swum back when I'd gone
- 218: As Helen read in the gaunt figure
- 219: One night Helen went up to relieve Mrs Millett
- 220: And Mrs Millett giving additional orders
- 221: Dexter fished for half an hour
- 222: So Dexter did not see Coleby during those three years
- 223: Those of Mr Hippetts and the schoolmaster
