A REVERSIBLE SANTA CLAUS
BY MEREDITH NICHOLSON
WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY FLORENCE H. MINARD
BOSTON and NEW YORK HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY
The Riverside Press, Cambridge
1917
COPYRIGHT, 1917, BY MEREDITH NICHOLSON
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
_Published October 1917_
By Meredeth Nicholson
A REVERSIBLE SANTA CLAUS. Illustrated. THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING. Illustrated. THE POET. Illustrated. OTHERWISE PHYLLIS. With frontispiece in color. THE PROVINCIAL AMERICAN AND OTHER PAPERS. A HOOSIER CHRONICLE. With illustrations. THE SIEGE OF THE SEVEN SUITORS. With illustrations.
HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY
BOSTON AND NEW YORK
A Reversible Santa Claus
[Illustration: "DO YOU MIND TELLING ME JUST WHY YOU READ THAT NOTE?" _(Page 78)_]
Illustrations
"DO YOU MIND TELLING ME JUST WHY YOU READ THAT NOTE?" _Frontispiece_
THE HOPPER GRINNED, PROUD OF HIS SUCCESS, WHICH MARY AND HUMPY VIEWED WITH GRUDGING ADMIRATION 44
THE FAINT CLICK OF A LATCH MARKED THE PROWLER'S PROXIMITY TO A HEDGE 116
THE THREE MEN GATHERED ROUND THEM, STARING DULLY 150
_From Drawings by F. Minard_
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[Illustration]
A Reversible Santa Claus
I
Mr. William B. Aikins, _alias_ "Softy" Hubbard, _alias_ Billy The Hopper, paused for breath behind a hedge that bordered a quiet lane and peered out into the highway at a roadster whose tail light advertised its presence to his felonious gaze. It was Christmas Eve, and after a day of unseasonable warmth a slow, drizzling rain was whimsically changing to snow.
The Hopper was blowing from two hours' hard travel over rough country. He had stumbled through woodlands, flattened himself in fence corners to avoid the eyes of curious motorists speeding homeward or flying about distributing Christmas gifts, and he was now bent upon committing himself to an inter-urban trolley line that would afford comfortable transportation for the remainder of his journey. Twenty miles, he estimated, still lay between him and his domicile.
The rain had penetrated his clothing and vigorous exercise had not greatly diminished the chill in his blood. His heart knocked violently against his ribs and he was dismayed by his shortness of wind. The Hopper was not so young as in the days when his agility and genius for effecting a quick "get-away" had earned for him his sobriquet. The last time his Bertillon measurements were checked (he was subjected to this humiliating experience in Omaha during the Ak-Sar-Ben carnival three years earlier) official note was taken of the fact that The Hopper's hair, long carried in the records as black, was rapidly whitening.
At forty-eight a crook--even so resourceful and versatile a member of the fraternity
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Reversible Santa Claus by Meredith Nicholson
- 2: As The Hopper begins to mistrust himself
- 3: But the very uncertainty annoyed The Hopper
- 4: Obedient to this command The Hopper made the car skedaddle
- 5: Me's goin' 'ome to me's gwanpa's kwismus t'ee
- 6: Whereupon Shaver obediently jumped into his arms
- 7: Shaver nodded his head solemnly
- 8: Me wants me's own paw widge bowl
- 9: Shaver slept the sleep of the innocent
- 10: Humpy beat the air in impotent despair
- 11: An' ye needn't worry none about ut
- 12: If Shaver did not belong to the house
- 13: The Hopper was not reassured by these disclosures
- 14: The Hopper obeyed her instructions strictly
- 15: The Hopper had never heard of such careless parenthood
- 16: There's nothing against my husband or me
- 17: The Hopper nodded gravely at the unfamiliar word
- 18: Talbot wasn't fair about that Philadelphia purchase
- 19: The Hopper had been called many names in his varied career
- 20: They got any o' them fancy burglar alarms
- 21: An' I ain't a goin' t' fergit ut
- 22: Noiselessly continued on to the conservatory
- 23: Sharply limned against the stars
- 24: Which The Hopper attributed to Shaver's father
- 25: Humpy paced the room nervously
- 26: They's more valible than di'mon's
- 27: Whether because of the parting with Shaver
- 28: With Shaver trotting at his side
- 29: An' me and Shaver comes right over
- 30: Bil lee make dishes go 'ippity
- 31: Billie played with his chickies
- 32: But she fell to work with Humpy to put the house in order
- 33: When The Hopper and Humpy returned to the house
