RALPH THE HEIR
by
ANTHONY TROLLOPE
With Illustrations by F. A. Fraser
First published serially in _Saint Paul's Magazine_ in 1870-1 and in book form in 1871
[Illustration: He drank his sherry and soda-water, and lit his pipe, and lay there on the lawn, as though he were quite at home . . . (Chapter III.)]
CONTENTS
I. SIR THOMAS. II. POPHAM VILLA. III. WHAT HAPPENED ON THE LAWN AT POPHAM VILLA. IV. MARY BONNER. V. MR. NEEFIT AND HIS FAMILY. VI. MRS. NEEFIT'S LITTLE DINNER. VII. YOU ARE ONE OF US NOW. VIII. RALPH NEWTON'S TROUBLES. IX. ONTARIO MOGGS. X. SIR THOMAS IN HIS CHAMBERS. XI. NEWTON PRIORY. XII. MRS. BROWNLOW. XIII. MR. NEEFIT IS DISTURBED. XIV. THE REV. GREGORY NEWTON. XV. CLARISSA WAITS. XVI. THE CHESHIRE CHEESE. XVII. RALPH NEWTON'S DOUBTS. XVIII. WE WON'T SELL BROWNRIGGS. XIX. POLLY'S ANSWER. XX. THE CONSERVATIVES OF PERCYCROSS. XXI. THE LIBERALS OF PERCYCROSS. XXII. RALPH NEWTON'S DECISION. XXIII. "I'LL BE A HYPOCRITE IF YOU CHOOSE." XXIV. "I FIND I MUST." XXV. "MR. GRIFFENBOTTOM." XXVI. MOGGS, PURITY, AND THE RIGHTS OF LABOUR. XXVII. THE MOONBEAM. XXVIII. THE NEW HEIR COUNTS HIS CHICKENS. XXIX. THE ELECTION. XXX. "MISS MARY IS IN LUCK." XXXI. IT IS ALL SETTLED. XXXII. SIR THOMAS AT HOME. XXXIII. "TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU." XXXIV. ALONE IN THE HOUSE. XXXV. "SHE'LL ACCEPT YOU, OF COURSE." XXXVI. NEEFIT MEANS TO STICK TO IT. XXXVII. "HE MUST MARRY HER." XXXVIII. FOR TWO REASONS. XXXIX. HORSELEECHES. XL. WHAT SIR THOMAS THOUGHT ABOUT IT. XLI. A BROKEN HEART. XLII. NOT BROKEN-HEARTED. XLIII. ONCE MORE. XLIV. THE PETITION. XLV. "NEVER GIVE A THING UP." XLVI. MR. NEEFIT AGAIN. XLVII. THE WAY WHICH SHOWS THAT THEY MEAN IT. XLVIII. MR. MOGGS WALKS TOWARDS EDGEWARE. XLIX. AMONG THE PICTURES. L. ANOTHER FAILURE. LI. MUSIC HAS CHARMS. LII. GUS EARDHAM. LIII. THE END OF POLLY NEEFIT. LIV. MY MARY. LV. COOKHAM. LVI. RALPH NEWTON IS BOWLED AWAY. LVIII. CLARISSA'S FATE. LVIII. CONCLUSION.
CHAPTER I.
SIR THOMAS.
There are men who cannot communicate themselves to others, as there are also men who not only can do so, but cannot do otherwise. And it is hard to say which is the better man of the two. We do not specially respect him who wears his heart upon his sleeve for daws to peck at, who carries a crystal window to his bosom so that all can see the work that is going on within it, who cannot keep any affair of his own private, who gushes out in love and friendship to every chance acquaintance; but then, again, there is but little love given to him who is always wary, always silent as to his own belongings, who buttons himself in a suit of close reserve which he never loosens. Respect such a one may gain, but hardly love. It is natural to us to like to know the affairs of our friends; and natural also, I think, to like to talk of our own to those whom we trust. Perhaps, after all that may be said of the weakness of the gushing and indiscreet babbler, it is pleasanter to live with such a one than with the self-constrained reticent man of iron, whose conversation among his most intimate friends is solely of politics, of science, of literature, or of some other subject equally outside the privacies of our inner life.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Ralph the Heir by Anthony Trollope
- 2: Sir Thomas Underwood thoroughly understood this
- 3: The villa at Fulham was still kept
- 4: Stemm had but one friend in the world
- 5: Underwood became Solicitor General and Sir Thomas
- 6: All new cares were grievous to him
- 7: There was no room for them in Popham Villa
- 8: As she handed the letter to Clarissa
- 9: Now Clarissa Underwood at this time was one and twenty
- 10: Patience Underwood would have been a happy woman
- 11: Whereas Clarissa was obeyed by no one
- 12: But Clarissa would ridicule old Stemm to his face
- 13: Clarissa did not see him till he whistled to her
- 14: He drank his sherry and soda water
- 15: But in her heart of hearts she liked unsteadiness in men
- 16: That you would be at Jericho with her
- 17: Which Clarissa certainly would not tell
- 18: But Clary would now only say that she hated him
- 19: This new niece of his he certainly did not love at all
- 20: But he was stopped immediately by Miss Bonner herself
- 21: Old Stemm was the only man in his employment
- 22: And could not very well be repeated in the cab
- 23: He was almost sorry that he had ever heard of Mary Bonner
- 24: Neefit was a breeches maker in Conduit Street
- 25: All men know that Barnfield is in the middle of the B
- 26: The day after that wicked kiss on the lawn at Fulham
- 27: The melancholy and suspicious Waddle
- 28: He had migrated from Conduit Street to a cold
- 29: The good looking young gasfitter
- 30: Than she became afterwards at Hendon
- 31: As for the gasfitter he danced well and was good looking
- 32: Might never show himself again at Alexandrina Cottage
- 33: Are you going to turn your nose up at Ontario Moggs
- 34: As Ralph Newton was already in the house
- 35: Ralph Newton was one of the latter
- 36: And taking half glasses of port wine
- 37: And returned to the villa to dinner
- 38: Why should you laugh at poor Miss Spooner
- 39: The man could never be forgiven
- 40: Ralph was introduced to the cousin
- 41: And it had been quite by chance that he found Clarissa alone
- 42: But kept out of Conduit Street
- 43: Moggs was the son of Booby and Moggs
- 44: Nevertheless old Moggs persevered
- 45: Captain Fooks and Lieutenant Cox
- 46: Into intimacies with such men as Cox and Fooks
- 47: Mary Bonner was as poor as himself
- 48: He did go to Southampton Buildings
- 49: Newton of Newton Priory if she marries me
- 50: Ralph Newton became tired of waiting
- 51: But don't let's have any shilly shallying
- 52: At twelve they were joined by Fooks and another gay spirit
- 53: Addressing himself to Moggs junior
- 54: Moggs and I will have a pipe together
- 55: And was wont to say that Newton Priory
- 56: Ralph Newton was the undoubted heir to a very large property
- 57: Stemm shook his head very slowly
- 58: Cannot be fit to be the mistress of Newton Priory
- 59: But Stemm knew something of old Mr
- 60: Newton Priory was at this time inhabited by two gentlemen
- 61: Much as he loved England and Hampshire and Newton Priory
- 62: He had once said to his brother the rector
- 63: Newton was always ready to swear
- 64: Brownriggs is in a different parish
- 65: And robbed of the true pleasures of ownership
- 66: The reversion or any part of the reversion
- 67: Brownlow was a very little old woman
- 68: Brownlow thought that it was cold
- 69: Clarissa hated him worse than ever
- 70: When he was on the lawn at Fulham
- 71: Brownlow bade them to sit still and wait
- 72: This was not very encouraging to poor Clary
- 73: A tradesman to me is as good as anybody
- 74: When at the Cheshire Cheese he was a man
- 75: I have been walking with Ontario Moggs
- 76: Had Ralph been as anxious as Moggs
- 77: Such were Ralph Newton's thoughts about the breeches maker
- 78: Just by the lions in Trafalgar Square he met Ontario Moggs
- 79: He thought that Newton Churchyard was
- 80: That Master Ralph has made a mess of his money matters
- 81: I shall write to Miss Underwood
- 82: And of the professors of unbelief
- 83: Was his love for Clarissa Underwood
- 84: Clary who had acknowledged that she loved this man
- 85: And Clary's naked feet pattered across the room
- 86: Than had yet come to the possession of Clarissa Underwood
- 87: And devoted herself to Miss Spooner
- 88: Newton is to dine with us to morrow
- 89: But I shouldn't be Newton of Newton
- 90: Ralph Newton appeared again at Popham Villa
- 91: And old Moggs was the stern opponent of strikes
- 92: Moggs senior would stand at his shop door
- 93: And that Ontario Moggs would make it come
- 94: And it requires a faggot to do this work
- 95: Now Ontario Moggs was full of poetry
- 96: But the gasfitter was no gentleman
- 97: Squire Newton was also up in London
- 98: I know how you stand with old Moggs
- 99: Should Polly Neefit become Mrs
- 100: Then Polly should be queen in the Newton dominions
- 101: Newton had no fair ground of complaint
- 102: It don't lie so near as Brownriggs
- 103: Lord Fitzadam would be only too glad to buy it
- 104: And had known what Gregory thought and believed
- 105: Moggs said so much that Ralph became very angry
- 106: As soon as he had paid the money to Moggs
- 107: There isn't a better fellow breathing than Ontario Moggs
- 108: Asked Ralph in a melancholy voice
- 109: And probably I shall not succeed
- 110: A pundit very learned in political matters
- 111: There was no doubt about Griffenbottom and Westmacott
- 112: There were four in the borough
- 113: The first bootmaker had very little to say for himself
- 114: He had nothing to get by bribery
- 115: Trigger knew his townsman well
- 116: But Trigger would not sit down again
- 117: Not only because Moggs was a good Radical
- 118: Moggs junior was profuse in gratitude
- 119: Westmacott were to join forces
- 120: But there should be a bootmaker in Parliament soon
- 121: He couldn't very well go down to Margate
- 122: Moggs might have been a banker
- 123: Stemm had condemned the project
- 124: Poor Clary whispered a word into his ear
- 125: Newton would come down to Margate
- 126: The Squire walked about the room
- 127: This legitimate heir was a ruined spendthrift
- 128: What matter if we did sell Brownriggs
- 129: Took the parson into his confidence
- 130: As an offering to Patience Underwood
- 131: Perhaps papa and Ontario Moggs may be the two members
- 132: He found himself forced to go to Margate
- 133: But Ontario Moggs is going to stand
- 134: Ralph was not minded to be cut out by Moggs
- 135: And Ralph didn't know that there was any more to be said
- 136: The two Ralphs breakfasted together
- 137: Of course it's a great thing to be heir to Newton
- 138: And the eyes of the other Ralph were not dry
- 139: Westmacott and Ontario Moggs had arrived on the Saturday
- 140: Trigger was especially cordial in his treatment of Spicer
- 141: Spicer knows what he's about pretty well
- 142: Who were canvassers and messengers
- 143: He could forgive an offence with ease
- 144: Trigger explained it all to Sir Thomas
- 145: Griffenbottom and Westmacott shook hands cordially
- 146: But they decided upon supporting Moggs
- 147: That was the doctrine that Moggs was preaching
- 148: Said Moggs to himself as he sat down to his modest
- 149: Purity and the Rights of Labour
- 150: When Moggs received this letter he was
- 151: It would still belong to a Newton
- 152: He would first get Mary Bonner
- 153: So he went down to the Moonbeam
- 154: Newton for his prompt kindness
- 155: Cox intended to settle himself too
- 156: Pepper quite understood each other
- 157: And homesteads gave to him no delight
- 158: He would never part with Brownriggs
- 159: Ralph met him before the Squire came down
- 160: To be the younger brother of Newton of Newton
- 161: Leaving Ralph alone in the parlour
- 162: And why should you pinch yourself
- 163: Ralph promised that he would not be vexed
- 164: Not a dozen freemen of the borough would vote for Moggs
- 165: He loved bribery in his very heart
- 166: And called loudly upon Moggs to go on
- 167: They'll elect that fellow Moggs to morrow
- 168: After that Moggs walked home and crept into bed
- 169: Then Westmacott passed by Moggs
- 170: Stemm was quite humane on the occasion
- 171: So Patience said to herself as she heard this
- 172: Clarissa had some joke with Mary
- 173: Said Clary almost triumphantly
- 174: Carey was not a man to be driven
- 175: Were there foxes in the coverts
- 176: They reached Barford Heath a few minutes before eleven
- 177: You have Paddywhack fresh for me about one
- 178: From Heckfield they trotted back to Barford Wood
- 179: They were soon on a fox in Barford Wood
- 180: Ralph was first through the gap
- 181: Ralph and his friend started for Newton Priory together
- 182: Ralph had declared to Sir Thomas
- 183: Westmacott to be a kind hearted
- 184: Do not say anything to Clary about Ralph
- 185: This luxury is laden with melancholy
- 186: It had all meant nothing to Mary Bonner
- 187: Brownlow he was almost a demigod
- 188: She would have consulted Clary
- 189: Why should Clarissa begrudge or not begrudge the property
- 190: I should be very unhappy if you did begrudge me anything
- 191: Brownlow was a thorough going Tory
- 192: Said Clary to her sister afterward
- 193: Would go to his namesake as his father's heir
- 194: And Ralph might have arrived without his knowledge
- 195: The telegram had been duly delivered at the Moonbeam
- 196: Ralph was out again before breakfast
- 197: Ran as follows Newton Priory
- 198: In company with his friend Cox
- 199: And he was in truth Newton of Newton
- 200: Horsball Newton of Newton was a great man
- 201: As for remaining twelve months at Newton
- 202: And yet Mary Bonner had almost said so
- 203: That he had lost not only the estate
- 204: A man might do worse than marry Patience Underwood
- 205: That remnant of property should be sold
- 206: Polly at that time was very full of admiration for Moggs
- 207: When Neefit was at the Moonbeam
- 208: Said Ralph to the breeches maker
- 209: Sir Thomas gave Stemm to understand that Mr
- 210: A thousand pounds for breeches
- 211: Trigger simply shrugged his shoulders
- 212: If he were once engaged to Mary Bonner
- 213: How should he begin his story to Mary Bonner
- 214: Clarissa could hardly repress the flutter of her heart
- 215: Nor could he raise any objection on the score of Clarissa
- 216: In five minutes Miss Bonner was there
- 217: Patience said that Clarissa was not very well
- 218: Such is the power of horseleeches
- 219: I have spent a treasure in the borough
- 220: Trigger returned all the applications
- 221: Said Stemm with a groan that was not reassuring
- 222: Pile and Spicer immediately acceded to this proposition
- 223: Patronage is open to everybody
- 224: If we go on it will lead to disfranchising the borough
- 225: He felt that he and poor Moggs had been fools together
- 226: You'll disfranchise the borough
- 227: To Stemm the matter had become so serious
- 228: By Bacon he had justified to himself
- 229: Even though he was being so abominably misused
- 230: But was now holding Clarissa close to her bosom
- 231: That Clarissa had suspected her
- 232: This very respectful Ralph was Mary's lover
- 233: There was his brother Gregory in love with Clarissa
- 234: Clarissa looked at him out of her large tear laden eyes
- 235: Poor Clarissa was in terrible trouble
- 236: Christmas had come and gone at Newton Priory
- 237: And for awhile he must bewail his loss
- 238: All of them dictated by Waddle
- 239: You have never seen Mary Bonner
- 240: She herself talked of coming home here to be a governess
- 241: When Ralph declared that he would not break his heart
- 242: Though as regards Clary that seems to be cruel
- 243: Stemm seemed to think it rather odd that an educated man
- 244: Ralph Newton might be a scoundrel
- 245: People are so cruel and so hard
- 246: And the judge had gone down to that ancient borough
- 247: Joram than all Sir Thomas's protestations
- 248: And he was very eager to communicate it to Serjeant Burnaby
- 249: Serjeant Burnaby rubbed his hands
- 250: Glump might make his appearance
- 251: He would prove that Glump was neutral ground
- 252: Glump send in any bill to that effect
- 253: Glump he knew literally nothing of the man
- 254: Waddle returned to the establishment
- 255: Moggs senior answered never a word
- 256: When her mother left her alone with Ontario
- 257: Moggs at any rate took it in that light
- 258: Moggs senior sufficient has already been told
- 259: Old Hossy was the affectionate nickname by which Mr
- 260: Just at this moment Cox and Fooks came out of the house
- 261: Fooks had better go to bed again
- 262: Said the infuriated breeches maker
- 263: Captain Fooks and Lieutenant Cox went in to their breakfast
- 264: He was very much in love with Mary Bonner
- 265: Clarissa would have hated the woman
- 266: Handsomer than his brother Gregory
- 267: Did not as yet understand Mary Bonner
- 268: She knew that Patience was not there
- 269: I understood that I was rebuked
- 270: And he did believe that Miss Bonner meant it
- 271: Clarissa is spending the day with Mrs
- 272: Moggs senior had connived at the Cheshire Cheese
- 273: That Onty Moggs did really love her
- 274: Ontario was very near his victory on that Sunday
- 275: Were at this time due to Booby and Moggs
- 276: Why can't she ramble where I want her to ramble
- 277: I just took a walk with Ontario Moggs
- 278: Almost every place in Norfolk is a ham
- 279: That it could not be made a fitting home for Mary Bonner
- 280: And offered his namesake a horse for the park
- 281: He turned round and found that the lady was Mary Bonner
- 282: Have you seen much of Ralph Newton lately
- 283: You wouldn't want to dabble in that
- 284: He had sworn at Moggs behind his back
- 285: He had treated the man otherwise than as a tradesman
- 286: Brownlow purred out her applause
- 287: How could she stand up before Mary Bonner
- 288: He should still be called Ralph
- 289: The borough was undoubtedly to be disfranchised
- 290: Said Sir Thomas the same evening
- 291: And such a one was Sir Thomas Underwood
- 292: And from Fulham back to Brompton
- 293: Newton likes to come to the villa
- 294: Why should I bear such fardels
- 295: Sir Thomas winced and shook his head
- 296: And had his rump steak and onion
- 297: Could Clary have forgotten the episode
- 298: In the billiard room of his club he found Lord Polperrow
- 299: Lady Eardham was more matronly than ever
- 300: Moggs senior would stand quite silent
- 301: Had not surprised their daughter Polly
- 302: Wouldn't Ontario be proud to have you there
- 303: Now that he was to have his way in regard to Polly
- 304: Moggs to be a most excellent fellow
- 305: He was seated next to Clarissa
- 306: Ralph rose from his chair and withdrew
- 307: Ralph began to apologise for his own misfortunes
- 308: Though he did call Lady Eardham a harridan
- 309: Her son Marmaduke would probably kill the breeches maker
- 310: Josephine was playing besique with her mother
- 311: Shall ever induce me to play besique again
- 312: And into this punt either Gus was tempted by Ralph
- 313: The daughter of a Berkshire baronet
- 314: Ralph Newton cannot care very much for Miss Eardham
- 315: But they would be bickerings without effect
- 316: There's nothing dowdy about her
- 317: And suggested that the raised conservatory would cost money
- 318: We're mushrooms to the Newtons
- 319: Of Varneys and Harry Esmonds there are very few
- 320: Augustas always do bear their journeys well
- 321: But she did sympathise with him
- 322: Clarissa had not intended this
- 323: As though Ralph had never crossed her path
- 324: The weddings would be celebrated at Fulham
- 325: During which Stemm did not leave the room
