RABBI SAUNDERSON
by
IAN MACLAREN
With Twelve Illustrations by A. S. Boyd
London: Hodder and Stoughton 27 Paternoster Row 1898
To
Mrs. Williamson
OF GLENOGIL
WHO HAS INHERITED
THE GIFT OF WITTY SPEECH
AND HAS LAID IT OUT AT USURY
TO THE JOY OF HER FRIENDS
AND THE
GLADDENING OF LIFE
Contents
A SUPRA-LAPSARIAN KILBOGIE MANSE THE RABBI AS CONFESSOR THE FEAR OF GOD THE WOUNDS OF A FRIEND LIGHT AT EVENTIDE
Illustrations
He put Jamie's ecclesiastical history into a state of thorough repair
The farmers carted the new minister's furniture from the nearest railway station
Searching for a lost note
The suddenness of his fall
"Some suitable sum for our brother here who is passing through adversity"
"We shall not meet again in this world"
When Carmichael gave him the cup in the sacrament
"Shall . . . not . . . the . . . Judge . . . of all the earth . . . do . . . right?"
"You have spoken to me like a father: surely that is enough"
Then arose a self-made man
He watched the dispersion of his potatoes with dismay
He signed for her hand, which he kept to the end
A SUPRA-LAPSARIAN
Jeremiah Saunderson had remained in the low estate of a "probationer" for twelve years after he left the Divinity Hall, where he was reported so great a scholar that the Professor of Apologetics spoke to him deprecatingly, and the Professor of Dogmatics openly consulted him on obscure writers. He had wooed twenty-three congregations in vain, from churches in the black country, where the colliers rose in squares of twenty, and went out without ceremony, to suburban places of worship, where the beadle, after due consideration of the sermon, would take up the afternoon notices and ask that they be read at once for purposes of utility, which that unflinching functionary stated to the minister with accuracy and much faithfulness. Vacant congregations desiring a list of candidates, made one exception, and prayed that Jeremiah should not be let loose upon them, till at last it came home to the unfortunate scholar himself that he was an offence and a by-word. He began to dread the ordeal of giving his name, and, as is still told, declared to a household, living in the fat wheatlands and without any imagination, that he was called Magor Missabib. When a stranger makes a statement of this kind to his host with a sad seriousness, no one judges it expedient to offer any remark; but it was skilfully arranged that Missabib's door should be locked from the outside, and one member of the household sat up all night. The sermon next day did not tend to confidence--having seven quotations in unknown tongues--and the attitude of the congregation was one of alert vigilance; but no one gave any outward sign of uneasiness, and six able-bodied men, collected in a pew below the pulpit, knew their duty in an emergency.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: Rabbi Saunderson by Ian Maclaren
- 2: Did he think Kilbogie wes a fishing village
- 3: Which was merely a stimulant for the Kilbogie appetite
- 4: And preventing MacWheep escaping
- 5: The redeeming feature in Saunderson was his eyes
- 6: And Kilbogie would only have been a trifle more conceited
- 7: Pitillo took the minister into her hands
- 8: Once only did this eminent man visit the manse of Kilbogie
- 9: The Rabbi admitted that he had a Knox
- 10: Toom empty breeks tae me noo
- 11: The class ranged from Sarah of Drumtochty
- 12: Maybe it'll dae for Drumtochty
- 13: Dear Rabbi and Carmichael hesitated
- 14: THE RABBI AS CONFESSOROne day Carmichael
- 15: Catching sight of Carmichael in the passage
- 16: But hesna made muckle o' this warld
- 17: He also agreed to assist his boy at the Drumtochty sacrament
- 18: Urging Carmichael to smoke without scruple
- 19: Length's nae standard in Drumtochty
- 20: And when the Sacrament was over
- 21: And noo that Doctor Saunderson is awa'
- 22: When the Rabbi gave out his text
- 23: But already the evangelist was quailing before the Rabbi
- 24: And he put out his hand to Carmichael
- 25: Then the pathos of the situation overcame Carmichael
- 26: We are both Presbyters of Christ's Church
- 27: Carmichael had a sudden revulsion of feeling
- 28: When a Presbytery has nothing else to do
- 29: MacWheep is perfectly within his rights
- 30: Deposed an unworthy brother from the holy ministry
- 31: Advised Doctor Saunderson to read a certain German
- 32: And he signalled to Doctor Dowbiggin
- 33: He watched the dispersion of his potatoes with dismay
- 34: And Kildrummie watched Carmichael with relish
- 35: But he iss a most awful liar iss Donald Cameron
- 36: Kate reviewed her reasons for the expedition to Kilbogie
- 37: That Doctor Saunderson is dying
- 38: During which Carmichael could hear Though
