Produced by Anonymous Volunteers, John Greenman and David Widger
A TRAMP ABROAD, Part 7.
By Mark Twain
(Samuel L. Clemens)
First published in 1880
Illustrations taken from an 1880 First Edition
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ILLUSTRATIONS:
1. PORTRAIT OF THE AUTHOR 2. TITIAN'S MOSES 285. STREET IN CHAMONIX 286. THE PROUD GERMAN 287. THE INDIGNANT TOURIST 288. MUSIC OF SWITZERLAND 289. ONLY A MISTAKE 290. A BROAD VIEW 291. PREPARING TO START 292. ASCENT OF MONT BLANC 293. "WE ALL RAISED A TREMENDOUS SHOUT" 294. THE GRANDE MULETS 295. CABIN ON THE GRANDE MULETS 296. KEEPING WARM 297. TAIL PIECE 298. TAKE IT EASY 299. THE MER DE GLACE (MONT BLANC) 300. TAKING TOLL 301. A DESCENDING TOURIST 302. LEAVING BY DILIGENCE 303. THE SATISFIED ENGLISHMAN 301. HIGH PRESSURE 305. NO APOLOGY 307. A LIVELY STREET 308. HAVING HER FULL RIGHTS 309. HOW SHE FOOLED US 310. "YOU'LL TAKE THAT OR NONE" 311. ROBBING A BEGGAR 312. DISHONEST ITALY 313. STOCK IN TRADE 314. STYLE 315. SPECIMENS FROM OLD MASTERS 316. AN OLD MASTER 317. THE LION OF ST MARK 318. OH TO BE AT RRST! 319. THE WORLD'S MASTERPIECE 320. TAIL PIECE 321. AESTHETIC TASTES 322. A PRIVATE FAMILY BREAKFAST 323. EUROPEAN CARVING 323. A TWENTY-FOUR HOUR FIGHT 325. GREAT HEIDELBERG TUN 326. BISMARCK IN PRISON 327. TAIL PIECE 600 328. A COMPLETE WORD
CONTENTS:
CHAPTER XLIII Chamonix--Contrasts--Magnificent Spectacle--The Guild of Guides--The Guide--in--Chief--The Returned Tourist--Getting Diploma--Rigid Rules--Unsuccessful Efforts to Procure a Diploma--The Record-Book--The Conqueror of Mont Blanc--Professional Jealousy --Triumph of Truth--Mountain Music--Its Effect--A Hunt for a Nuisance
CHAPTER XLIV Looking at Mont Blanc--Telescopic Effect--A Proposed Trip--Determination and Courage--The Cost all counted----Ascent of Mont Blanc by Telescope--Safe and Rapid Return--Diplomas Asked for and Refused--Disaster of 1866--The Brave Brothers--Wonderful Endurance and Pluck--Love Making on Mont Blanc--First Ascent of a Woman--Sensible Attire
CHAPTER XLV A Catastrophe which Cost Eleven Lives--Accident of 1870--A Party of Eleven--A Fearful Storm--Note-books of the Victims--Within Five Minutes of Safety--Facing Death Resignedly
CHAPTER XLVI The Hotel des Pyramids--The Glacier des Bossons--One of the Shows--Premeditated Crime--Saved Again--Tourists Warned--Advice to Tourists--The Two Empresses--The Glacier Toll Collector--Pure Ice Water--Death Rate of the World--Of Various Cities--A Pleasure Excursionist--A Diligence Ride--A Satisfied Englishman
CHAPTER XLVII Geneva--Shops of Geneva--Elasticity of Prices--Persistency of Shop-Women--The High Pressure System--How a Dandy was brought to Grief--American Manners--Gallantry--Col Baker of London--Arkansaw Justice--Safety of Women in America--Town of Chambery--A Lively Place--At Turin--A Railroad Companion--An Insulted Woman--City of Turin--Italian Honesty--A Small Mistake --Robbing a Beggar Woman
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Tramp Abroad — Volume 07 by Mark Twain
- 2: I had seen moonlight and daylight together before
- 3: The Guide in Chief of the Chamonix Guild of Guides
- 4: 1 and 2 being those of Jacques Balmat and De Saussure
- 5: Among the former I may mention Prof
- 6: The next moment he was shuffling again
- 7: I would ascend Mont Blanc if it cost me my life
- 8: We saw them swing their alpenstocks forward in unison
- 9: Powerful telescopes are numerous in Chamonix
- 10: They reached the Grands Mulets in safety
- 11: Happened on Mont Blanc in September 1870
- 12: I have made the ascent of Mont Blanc
- 13: And stepped upon the glacier itself
- 14: She ascended the Montanvert in 1810 but not alone
- 15: Either America is healthier than Europe
- 16: Baedeker knows all about hotels
- 17: Geneva is filled with pretty shops
- 18: Hell and Purgatory fitted those two streets like a glove
- 19: But still Arkansaw would certainly have hanged Baker
- 20: The paved squares are prodigious
- 21: Turin must surely read a good deal
- 22: I fetched out that Turkish penny
- 23: We saw eight or ten wooden dummies grouped together
- 24: Until Time muffled it and sweetened it
- 25: The perspective of the entire composition is incorrect
- 26: Who is talking with the bonnetless Doge talking tranquilly
- 27: The top of the Trunk is arched
- 28: When the ancient mosaics in its walls become damaged
- 29: Crioni went at once to the palace
- 30: It lies in the center of this platter
- 31: Oysters roasted in shell Northern style
- 32: Knead into the form of a pone
- 33: Nobody noticed their nakedness before
- 34: But with the Moses the case is different
- 35: A word about the European hotel PORTIER
- 36: He gave the portier five marks
- 37: Since I first began to study the portier
- 38: There are wooded terraces upon terraces
- 39: Midway up the steep and wooded mountainside
- 40: Everybody has heard of the great Heidelberg Tun
- 41: The University court send for the student
- 42: And what the Herr Professor had said
- 43: Which means that Count Bismarck
- 44: Sequel he slipped and broke his leg
- 45: Very well then THE rain is DER Regen
- 46: With here and there extra parentheses
- 47: Accusative MeinEN gutEN Freund
- 48: But if he is referring to them in the Dative case
- 49: And that stands for Englishwoman ENGLAeNDERINN
- 50: And the word VERHEIRATHEN another way of saying to marry
- 51: So he resorts to the dictionary for help
- 52: But I was waiting to hear from the Father stork
- 53: I would leave out the Dative case
- 54: I would discard the Parenthesis
- 55: Because sie sind hier zusammengetroffen
- 56: Was the Herr Doctor Franz Reikmann
- 57: Hildegarde was standing in the presence of Herr Givenaught
- 58: Hildegarde and her father sat close to the books
- 59: Givenaught shouldered his way to Hildegarde
- 60: German Journals The daily journals of Hamburg
- 61: The ANZEIGER is an eight page paper
- 62: They were arrested two weeks after the inquest
