Produced by Anonymous Volunteers, John Greenman and David Widger
A TRAMP ABROAD, Part 1
By Mark Twain
(Samuel L. Clemens)
First published in 1880
Illustrations taken from an 1880 First Edition
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ILLUSTRATIONS:
1. PORTRAIT OF THE AUTHOR 2. TITIAN'S MOSES 3. THE AUTHOR'S MEMORIES 4. THE BLACK KNIGHT 5. OPENING HIS VIZIER 6. THE ENRAGED EMPEROR 7. THE PORTIER 8. ONE OF THOSE BOYS 9. SCHLOSS HOTEL 10. IN MY CAGE 11. HEIDELBERG CASTLE 12. HEIDELBERG CASTLE, RIVER FRONTAGE 13. THE RETREAT 14. JIM BAKER 15. "A BLUE FLUSH ABOUT IT" 16. COULD NOT SEE IT 17. THE BEER KING 18. THE LECTURER'S AUDIENCE 19. INDUSTRIOUS STUDENTS 20. IDLE STUDENT 21. COMPANIONABLE INTERCOURSE 22. AN IMPOSING SPECTACLE 23. AN ADVERTISEMENT 24. "UNDERSTANDS HIS BUSINESS" 25. THE OLD SURGEON 26. THE FIRST WOUND 27. THE CASTLE COURT 28. WOUNDED 29. FAVORITE STREET COSTUME 30. INEFFACEABLE SCARS 31. PIECE OF SWORD
CONTENTS
CHAPTER I A Tramp over Europe--On the Holsatia--Hamburg--Frankfort-on-the- Main--How it Won its Name--A Lesson in Political Economy--Neatness in Dress--Rhine Legends--"The Knave of Bergen" The Famous Ball--The Strange Knight--Dancing with the Queen--Removal of the Masks--The Disclosure--Wrath of the Emperor--The Ending
CHAPTER II At Heidelberg--Great Stir at a Hotel--The Portier--Arrival of the Empress--The Schloss Hotel--Location of Heidelberg--The River Neckar--New Feature in a Hotel--Heidelberg Castle--View from the Hotel--A Tramp in the Woods--Meeting a Raven--Can Ravens Talk?--Laughed at and Vanquished--Language of Animals--Jim Baker--Blue-Jays
CHAPTER III Baker's Blue-Jay Yarn--Jay Language--The Cabin--"Hello, I reckon I've struck something"--A Knot Hole--Attempt to fill it--A Ton of Acorns--Friends Called In--A Great Mystery--More Jays called A Blue Flush--A Discovery--A Rich Joke--One that Couldn't See It
CHAPTER IV Student Life--The Five Corps--The Beet King--A Free Life--Attending Lectures--An Immense Audience--Industrious Students--Politeness of the Students--Intercourse with the Professors Scenes at the Castle Garden--Abundance of Dogs--Symbol of Blighted Love--How the Ladies Advertise
CHAPTER V The Students' Dueling Ground--The Dueling Room--The Sword Grinder--Frequency of the Duels--The Duelists--Protection against Injury--The Surgeon--Arrangements for the Duels--The First Duel--The First Wound--A Drawn Battle--The Second Duel--Cutting and Slashing--Interference of the Surgeon
CHAPTER VI The Third Duel--A Sickening Spectacle--Dinner between Fights--The Last Duel--Fighting in Earnest--Faces and Heads Mutilated--Great Nerve of the Duelists--Fatal Results not Infrequent--The World's View of these Fights
CHAPTER VII Corps--laws and Usages--Volunteering to Fight--Coolness of the Wounded--Wounds Honorable--Newly bandaged Students around Heidelberg--Scarred Faces Abundant--A Badge of Honor--Prince Bismark as a Duelist--Statistics--Constant Sword Practice--Color of the Corps--Corps Etiquette
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Tramp Abroad by Mark Twain
- 2: In Frankfort everybody wears clean clothes
- 3: It was the executioner of Bergen
- 4: This always visibly annoyed the PORTIER
- 5: From the north cage one looks up the Neckar gorge
- 6: But when he sees Heidelberg by night
- 7: Or anything that uses as good grammar as a bluejay
- 8: When a bluejay lit on that house
- 9: The other jay went and looked again
- 10: The KNEIP seems to be a specialty of theirs
- 11: Proceeded swiftly down his pulpit steps
- 12: But the German student already has his mansard roof
- 13: Comradeship between the corps was not permitted
- 14: Then the duelists took position again
- 15: The fourth duel was a tremendous encounter
- 16: There had been one duel before I arrived
- 17: So an artery in the armpit was sometimes cut
- 18: Or remain quiescent if he prefers to do so
- 19: To fight with a Goettingen expert
- 20: And duels between men in earnest
- 21: The combatants are nearly sure to catch cold
- 22: I said that this remark seemed to lack relevancy
- 23: But such weapons were barred by the French code
- 24: Then he hoarsely whispered The weapon
- 25: The bloody minded Fourtou will be sure to attend to it
- 26: I tried my best to hearten him
- 27: The body of surgeons held a consultation
- 28: For the thunder came first and the lightning followed after
- 29: Our nation will like the opera
- 30: There were eight very conspicuous people
- 31: When the renowned old tenor appeared
- 32: We had no footmen to hold our things
- 33: They hardly ever encore a song
- 34: Haemmerling taught us landscape painting
- 35: They said that the Neckar road was perfectly level
- 36: But it got us into Heilbronn before dark five miles
- 37: CHAPTER XII What the Wives Saved The RATHHAUS
- 38: The head waiter picked up the bottle
- 39: The streets were narrow and roughly paved
- 40: But straightway the mouse began again
- 41: I said I would leave without the sock
- 42: For I had come out for a pedestrian tour anyway
- 43: A hatful of rain makes high water in the Neckar
- 44: Clothe it on with splendor after splendor
- 45: Send hither the lord ulrich 100
- 46: As we glided along the grassy shores
- 47: The Neckar has always been used as a canal
- 48: Below Hassmersheim we passed Hornberg
- 49: There is a song called The Lorelei
- 50: Done into English by the wildly gifted Garnham
- 51: That Hermann should have gone to that place at all
- 52: I have a translation by Garnham
- 53: Behind her a fertile valley perfused by a river
- 54: Yet it was called the Spectacular Ruin
- 55: Now called the Spectacular Ruin
- 56: You can't back a raft upstream
- 57: Right aft the second row of logs
- 58: The Naturalist Tavern was not a meaningless name
- 59: But Hirschhorn is best seen from a distance
- 60: X always spoke English to Germans
- 61: It is called the Prussian Corps
- 62: As we sat at a late breakfast in the hotel at Allerheiligen
- 63: For Dilsberg is a quaint place
- 64: It is said that the Dilsbergers do not emigrate much
- 65: With the shining curves of the Neckar flowing between
- 66: Will you send hither the lord Ulrich
- 67: Conrad bowed his head and said Ah
- 68: Then Catharina sat under the linden alone
- 69: Among these was my Etruscan tear jug
- 70: But it is the failing of the true ceramiker
- 71: And the Reverend laid his diminutive hand in it
- 72: And from crupper to hock joint
- 73: A beggar's answer NACH BELIEBE what you please
- 74: I fully believe I left my rheumatism in Baden Baden
- 75: This tub is full of water which is as clear as crystal
- 76: It was built by a Margravine in 1725
- 77: This would have made the poor den holy ground
- 78: The traditional chamois 139
- 79: But the diffused light takes color from moss and foliage
- 80: Paul Hoch comes to old Huss and says
- 81: And no end of wayside crucifixes and saints and Virgins
- 82: He fetches up against a pebble
- 83: Each a hundred and twenty feet high
- 84: We went down the glen after supper
- 85: They instituted open air dentistry
- 86: Nur noth'n' he ain' no business to do
- 87: While Nicodemus was in swimming
- 88: And glanced up the steep hillside
- 89: Inanition is the right rest for it
- 90: And by also abstaining from play
- 91: I suppose the Fremersberg is a very low grade music
- 92: Our business in Baden Baden this time
- 93: And only the experienced chamois hunter can do either
- 94: When his touring in Switzerland is finished
- 95: Deeper and deeper into the mire
- 96: I always regarded Darley as a troublesome old thing
- 97: But I seemed to be about out of non committal things
- 98: It must have been gratification
- 99: These things are all manifestly impossible
- 100: They meant an asylum an IDIOT asylum
- 101: There would be no Lion of Lucerne
- 102: But in Lucerne I instantly saw that I could impair his mind
- 103: You will prefer that we visit the delegation tonight
- 104: This man arrived from Tennessee about nine o'clock
- 105: So tomorrow I'll be up bright and early
- 106: To go back to Lucerne and its fishers
- 107: It took a little stronger inclination
- 108: I never got bored on a trip like this
- 109: You ought to stop at the Schweitzerhof
- 110: I just run over my little old ICH HABE GEHABT
- 111: If a person starts in to jabber jabber jabber about scenery
- 112: Swinging his alpenstock ahead of him
- 113: He also jodeled us out of sight
- 114: For there is no opiate like Alpine pedestrianism
- 115: Spectral hotel where the precipice had been
- 116: I was going to buy a paper cutter
- 117: Promenade in interlaken 204
- 118: When it was warm and bright and cheerful
- 119: The microscopic steamboats glided along
- 120: I had slidden down the balusters when I was a boy
- 121: I instructed him to go to Hospenthal as quickly as possible
- 122: Poured down a deluge of HABOOLONG and hail
- 123: Near Guttanen the HABOOLONG happily ceased
- 124: Kabaugwakko songwashee kum wetterhorn snawpo
- 125: The excuse he offers is at least an excuse
- 126: The ordinary chalet turns a broad
- 127: There exists no rule for the construction of hermits
- 128: I never have buckled up a horse myself
- 129: Next to me sat an English bride
- 130: She gave Neddy a love box on the arm with her fan
- 131: And the Piano We located ourselves at the Jungfrau Hotel
- 132: Had side whiskers reaching half way down her jaws
- 133: But the Jungfrau is four or five times that distance away
- 134: The courier always has his percentage
- 135: I would never travel without a courier
- 136: Excellent couriers are somewhat rare
- 137: I did not remain long at the Kursaal
- 138: Down from vague and vaporous heights
- 139: Nestled the village of Kandersteg
- 140: We looked around for the chalet again
- 141: Everybody in the Alps wears a sprig of Edelweiss in his hat
- 142: Was a chance for a blood curdling Alpine adventure
- 143: And beheld the glorious spectacle of the Matterhorn
- 144: And then dashed over the precipice
- 145: So the Schwarenbach was soon to have a rival
- 146: Because the mule prefers the outside
- 147: We looked over the precipice there
- 148: Harris argued in favor of his proposition against mine
- 149: The town in the valley is called Leuk or Leukerbad
- 150: While he was ridding himself of the ringworm
- 151: Then we struck down the road that leads toward the Rhone
- 152: Scene in valley of zermatt 239
- 153: Most church bells in the world are of poor quality
- 154: Next about the goiter THEY talk about goiter
- 155: They never take any care of a glacier here
- 156: Nicholas to Zermatt is a wonderful experience
- 157: Had attempted the Weisshorn a few days before our arrival
- 158: Were already at Zermatt when we reached there
- 159: The situation was sufficiently serious
- 160: And his crutches slung at his back
- 161: They had met no tourists for some time
- 162: And kept an eye on the barometer
- 163: The rope crept away quite slowly
- 164: All down the long rank of the caravan
- 165: This hog was always wallowing there
- 166: That either thermometers or barometers ought to be boiled
- 167: And finally when I offered to rebuild his chalet
- 168: I quartered myself in the chalet
- 169: I visit the regulation gallery
- 170: Of our summit the summit of the Riffelberg
- 171: The Matterhorn is always experimenting
- 172: Distance from Zermatt to Riffelberg Hotel
- 173: And prepare for flight by platoons
- 174: That there might be a time table in Baedeker
- 175: In two years Gorner stock would go to two hundred
- 176: While the Gorner Glacier makes less than an inch a day
- 177: The moraines around Ivrea are of extraordinary dimensions
- 178: The Alpine glaciers move that is granted
- 179: Had made frequent visits to the Mont Blanc region
- 180: No portions of the body of Tairraz
- 181: The youngest Taugwalder fell to my share
- 182: We agreed that it was best for Croz to go first
- 183: I heard one startled exclamation from Croz
- 184: Their graves are beside the little church in Zermatt
- 185: They had mimic alpenstocks and ice axes
- 186: And thence by boat across the lake to Ouchy Lausanne
- 187: And before the descent toward Argentiere began
- 188: We made the tramp from Martigny to Argentiere in eight hours
- 189: The satisfied englishman 301
- 190: The long porch of the hotel was populous with tourists
- 191: The Guide in Chief of the Chamonix Guild of Guides
- 192: 1 and 2 being those of Jacques Balmat and De Saussure
- 193: Among the former I may mention Prof
- 194: The next moment he was shuffling again
- 195: I would ascend Mont Blanc if it cost me my life
- 196: We reached an altitude where the scene took a new aspect
- 197: Powerful telescopes are numerous in Chamonix
- 198: They reached the Grands Mulets in safety
- 199: Happened on Mont Blanc in September 1870
- 200: I have made the ascent of Mont Blanc
- 201: And stepped upon the glacier itself
- 202: She ascended the Montanvert in 1810 but not alone
- 203: The crevices in the ice yawned deep and blue and mysterious
- 204: Either America is healthier than Europe
- 205: Baedeker knows all about hotels
- 206: Hell and Purgatory fitted those two streets like a glove
- 207: But still Arkansaw would certainly have hanged Baker
- 208: A ponderous tow headed Swiss woman
- 209: The paved squares are prodigious
- 210: Turin must surely read a good deal
- 211: I fetched out that Turkish penny
- 212: Gesticulating with their heads
- 213: Until Time muffled it and sweetened it
- 214: Making ear trumpets of their curved hands
- 215: One would linger upon the Pope and the Doge
- 216: The top of the Trunk is arched
- 217: When the ancient mosaics in its walls become damaged
- 218: Crioni went at once to the palace
- 219: Perhaps if the roast of mutton or of beef a big
- 220: Knead into the form of a pone
- 221: Rub a chicory berry against a coffee berry
- 222: Titian has two Venuses in the Tribune
- 223: A word about the European hotel PORTIER
- 224: He sends for your theater tickets
- 225: He gave the portier five marks
- 226: Since I first began to study the portier
- 227: There are wooded terraces upon terraces
- 228: The towers continued to spout thick columns of rockets aloft
- 229: Everybody has heard of the great Heidelberg Tun
- 230: The University court send for the student
- 231: I don't seem to have anything on hand Friday
- 232: And what the Herr Professor had said
- 233: Which means that Count Bismarck
- 234: The Heidelberg lectures might be good
- 235: Very well then THE rain is DER Regen
- 236: The Germans have another kind of parenthesis
- 237: Accusative MeinEN gutEN Freund
- 238: And that stands for Englishwoman ENGLAeNDERINN
- 239: And the word VERHEIRATHEN another way of saying to marry
- 240: You can begin with SCHLAG ADER
- 241: They are compound words with the hyphens left out
- 242: But I was waiting to hear from the Father stork
- 243: I would leave out the Dative case
- 244: I would discard the Parenthesis
- 245: Because sie sind hier zusammengetroffen
- 246: THEY bid on books writ in the learned tongues
- 247: Hildegarde was standing in the presence of Herr Givenaught
- 248: Supporting himself on crutches
- 249: Givenaught shouldered his way to Hildegarde
- 250: The Augsburg ALLGEMEINE ZEITUNG is the best Munich paper
- 251: The ANZEIGER is an eight page paper
- 252: They were arrested two weeks after the inquest
