"Bartimeus" is the pseudonym of Captain Lewis Ritchie, R.N.
A TALL SHIP
On Other Naval Occasions
by
"BARTIMEUS"
Author of "Naval Occasions"
. . . "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by, * * * And a laughing yarn from a merry fellow rover, And a quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over." JOHN MASEFIELD
Cassell and Company, Ltd London, New York, Toronto and Melbourne
First published September 1915. Reprinted September and October 1915.
To
H. M. S.
PREFACE
It is almost superfluous to observe that the following sketches contain no attempt at the portrait of an individual. The majority are etched in with the ink of pure imagination. A few are "composite" sketches of a large number of originals with whom the Author has been shipmates in the past and whose friendship he is grateful to remember.
Of these, some, alas! have finished "the long trick." To them, at no risk of breaking their quiet sleep--_Ave atque vale_.
"Crab-Pots," "The Day," and "Chummy-Ships" appeared originally in _Blackwood's Magazine_, and are reproduced here by kind permission of the Editor.
CONTENTS
1. CRAB-POTS 2. THE DRUM 3. A CAPTAIN'S FORENOON 4. THE SEVEN-BELL BOAT 5. THE KING'S PARDON 6. AN OFF-SHORE WIND 7. THE DAY 8. THE MUMMERS 9. CHUMMY-SHIPS 10. THE HIGHER CLAIM
A TALL SHIP
I
CRAB-POTS
1
In moments of crisis the disciplined human mind works as a thing detached, refusing to be hurried or flustered by outward circumstance. Time and its artificial divisions it does not acknowledge. It is concerned with preposterous details and with the ludicrous, and it is acutely solicitous of other people's welfare, whilst working at a speed mere electricity could never attain.
Thus with James Thorogood, Lieutenant, Royal Navy, when he--together with his bath, bedding, clothes, and scanty cabin furniture, revolver, first-aid outfit, and all the things that were his--was precipitated through his cabin door across the aft-deck. The ship heeled violently, and the stunning sound of the explosion died away amid the uproar of men's voices along the mess-deck and the tinkle and clatter of broken crockery in the wardroom pantry.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Tall Ship by Bartimeus
- 2: Thorogood pulled himself together and stood up
- 3: Ever with an eye on the forebridge
- 4: The Midshipman caught sight of Thorogood
- 5: The tinker was nursing his toe
- 6: The tinker led the way to the cart
- 7: Said the excited voice of James Thorogood
- 8: Have you informed the Admiralty
- 9: As they toiled up the shifting flank of a sand dune
- 10: An' new strakes do cost tarrible lot
- 11: Ole Jarge removed his pipe from his mouth
- 12: Said Ole Jarge over his shoulder
- 13: There's never been anyone but you
- 14: Torps watched them with absent eyes
- 15: Torps brought himself back with an effort
- 16: Torps stood at her side staring
- 17: Proceeded to breakfast and clean
- 18: The white enamelled bulkhead was pierced by two entrances
- 19: And a treatise on so called 'modern' seamanship which
- 20: The bell began to toll for prayers
- 21: He picked up his pen and examined the nib
- 22: The Chief Yeoman of Signals entered with an embarrassed air
- 23: The newly created Leading Seaman
- 24: Not as Captains commonly talk to Leading Stokers
- 25: Gazed rapturously at the new mainsail
- 26: And turned again to the wire hawser
- 27: Another burrowed feverishly in the depths of his sea chest
- 28: Confirmed one of the Watchkeepers
- 29: Jaggers dosses in the after control
- 30: And you don't wish you were back at Dartmouth again
- 31: A moment later the Indiarubber Man was ushered in
- 32: The Indiarubber Man appeared nonplussed at the proposal
- 33: The Indiarubber Man raised his head abruptly
- 34: Nosey selected the second alternative
- 35: Janie tasted the penultimate triumph of womanhood
- 36: Prospecks marry without and you were done
- 37: And seventeen messes on that particular mess deck
- 38: An' there's prospecks in the Navy
- 39: Nosey stared at her and then back at the newspaper
- 40: Said the Indiarubber Man dreamily
- 41: The Indiarubber Man pointed a lean
- 42: Independent moor song between banks of peat
- 43: Reaching the crest as it dipped to meet a ragged tor
- 44: And the Indiarubber Man opened his eyes
- 45: Sir The Indiarubber Man blushed hotly
- 46: Suggested the Junior Watchkeeper
- 47: Asserted Cornelius James presently
- 48: Repeated Georgina under her breath
- 49: Georgina cast him a glance of passionate credence
- 50: We'll furl it while they're having tea
- 51: What have you got in this pannier dolls
- 52: Freckles fell to the lot of the Junior Watchkeeper
- 53: And met the mother of Georgina
- 54: Stretched between two stanchions behind the stage
- 55: The Musical Coons dissolved after one performance
- 56: Is a song by Petty Officer Dawson
- 57: And proceeded to juggle with canteen eggs
- 58: Private Mason could play the concertina
- 59: They knew the Junior Watchkeeper didn't want to sing
- 60: The Young Doctor gathered the dice again
- 61: Retorted the Indiarubber Man modestly
- 62: I've got a headache already from listening to Bunje
- 63: Remarked the Indiarubber Man when the corporal had withdrawn
- 64: The Gunnery Lieutenant looked round
- 65: And other matters of interest to watchkeepers
- 66: Shouted the Indiarubber Man delightedly
- 67: The Indiarubber Man took an orange off the sideboard
- 68: Modern naval warfare could be nothing like that
- 69: Her hair was plaited loosely in two long plaits
- 70: As each stretcher was brought in
- 71: Said the stalwart at the head of the stretcher
- 72: Repeated the Indiarubber Man in a woeful voice
- 73: The Indiarubber Man closed his eyes
