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THE UTTERMOST FARTHING
A SAVANT'S VENDETTA
BY R. AUSTIN FREEMAN
CONTENTS
CHAPTER
I. The Motive Force
II. "Number One"
III. The Housemaid's Followers
IV. The Gifts of Chance
V. By-products of Industry
VI. The Trail of the Serpent
VII. The Uttermost Farthing
THE UTTERMOST FARTHING
I
THE MOTIVE FORCE
It is not without some misgivings that I at length make public the strange history communicated to me by my lamented friend Humphrey Challoner. The outlook of the narrator is so evidently abnormal, his ethical standards are so remote from those ordinarily current, that the chronicle of his life and actions may not only fail to secure the sympathy of the reader but may even excite a certain amount of moral repulsion. But by those who knew him, his generosity to the poor, and especially to those who struggled against undeserved misfortune, will be an ample set-off to his severity and even ferocity towards the enemies of society.
Humphrey Challoner was a great savant spoiled by untimely wealth. When I knew him he had lapsed into a mere dilettante; at least, so I thought at the time, though subsequent revelations showed him in a rather different light. He had some reputation as a criminal anthropologist and had formerly been well known as a comparative anatomist, but when I made his acquaintance he seemed to be occupied chiefly in making endless additions to the specimens in his private museum. This collection I could never quite understand. It consisted chiefly of human and other mammalian skeletons, all of which presented certain small deviations from the normal; but its object I could never make out--until after his death; and then, indeed, the revelation was a truly astounding one.
I first made Challoner's acquaintance in my professional capacity. He consulted me about some trifling ailment and we took rather a liking to each other. He was a learned man and his learning overlapped my own specialty, so that we had a good deal in common. And his personality interested me deeply. He gave me the impression of a man naturally buoyant, genial, witty, whose life had been blighted by some great sorrow. Ordinarily sad and grave in manner, he exhibited flashes of a grim, fantastic humor that came as a delightful surprise and showed what he had been, and might still have been, but for that tragedy at which he sometimes hinted. Gentle, sympathetic, generous, his universal kindliness had yet one curious exception: his attitude towards habitual offenders against the law was one of almost ferocious vindictiveness.
At the time that I went away for my autumn holiday his health was not quite satisfactory. He made no complaint, indeed he expressed himself as feeling perfectly well; but a certain, indefinable change in his appearance had made me a little uneasy. I said nothing to him on the subject, merely asking him to keep me informed as to his condition during my absence, but it was not without anxiety that I took leave of him.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: The Uttermost Farthing by R. Austin Freeman
- 2: There's a finality about an aneurysm
- 3: And while Challoner recovered his breath
- 4: And panel and pilasters came away bodily
- 5: These are examples of the Mundurucu work
- 6: I could see what Challoner meant
- 7: Of course I was no match for her
- 8: And I heard her running softly upstairs
- 9: Then they sent her to find the housemaid
- 10: Challoner laughed his queer muffled laugh
- 11: He laid his arms on the massive monograph
- 12: Each erect and watchful on its little pedestal
- 13: And four volumes of Museum Archives
- 14: And these were supplemented by the salver
- 15: I may describe it as a concussor
- 16: He retired for another consignment
- 17: He thought I had unbolted the door
- 18: In the course of our gyrations
- 19: ' The sergeant examined the bag with an appreciative grin
- 20: For the burglar was lying just inside
- 21: Including the museum and laboratory
- 22: For finger prints see Album D 1
- 23: My wife had been murdered by a criminal
- 24: Replaced it in the hanging cupboard
- 25: The burglar looked up sharply and raised his hand
- 26: The impact of the concussor was silent enough
- 27: The surviving burglar stood petrified
- 28: The concussor struck the outer side of his arm
- 29: ' She spoke exceedingly badly for a good class housemaid
- 30: 'as if the burglars had quarreled
- 31: The housemaid was very much disturbed
- 32: But Susan Slodger I never set eyes on again
- 33: Now these skeletons of Challoner's were quite different
- 34: Are apt to discover unforeseen defects
- 35: His face strikingly asymmetrical
- 36: 'E went in by the scullery window
- 37: A veritable Ramchild of nature
- 38: 'I remember Winterbottom very well
- 39: 'I fancy I got it from Hammerstein
- 40: Grayson asked me to spend a day with him
- 41: But I did not make directly for Higham
- 42: And then started at a run along the track to the chalk pit
- 43: Grasping his bludgeon by the smaller end
- 44: Leaving the scabbard end in his hand
- 45: The specimen would be incomplete
- 46: Anthropological Series to pursue me to the lonely chalk pit
- 47: Ready made bithneth and nothing to pay but rent
- 48: Whose name I understood to be Nathan
- 49: ' I apologized and led the conversation back to Polensky
- 50: Spotty sat down ostentatiously in the chair
- 51: And you know that Polensky was a bloomin' fool
- 52: Bamber flew backwards like a football
- 53: I regretfully felled him with the concussor
- 54: And finished filling it through the bung hole
- 55: With the aid of the short slide and the tackle
- 56: Then I went back to the laboratory
- 57: I pass over a number of entries
- 58: Durdler used to keep 'is molds and stuff up there
- 59: I slid back the panel on my own side and then
- 60: Devoid of the faintest glimmering of moral sense
- 61: I ask de bolice to let me vetch dem
- 62: Bot it is de boor vot is de vriendts of de boor
- 63: Carried the stovepipe and the box of fuel upstairs
- 64: I had shut the damper of the stove before going down
- 65: ' He sat down again on the mattress and yawned
- 66: Presently Boris halted in his walk and sat down by the stove
- 67: I pulled out the bottom drawer
- 68: From the other ball I cut off some eight fathoms of cord
- 69: Then I shut myself in my own cupboard
- 70: There was now a coster's barrow
- 71: I returned for the second effigy
- 72: Trundled the barrow out into the alley
- 73: Covered them with the tarpaulin and
- 74: And once more took up the barrow handles
- 75: He scrutinized the other customer
- 76: At length I had finished my dandy client
- 77: But what had made me connect this man with Piragoff
- 78: And then would come the end the futile end
- 79: I could understand my precious intuition now
- 80: But used a little extra care until the tremor should subside
- 81: ' Piragoff looked at me fixedly
- 82: ' Piragoff looked at me earnestly
- 83: It would be most inconvenient for Piragoff
- 84: Showed me Piragoff in evening dress
- 85: I must keep an eye on Piragoff
- 86: And Piragoff started back with a gasp
- 87: And leaning towards Piragoff from behind
