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THE VEILED LADY
And Other Men And Women
By
F. Hopkinson Smith
CONTENTS
THE VEILED LADY OF STAMBOUL LORETTA OF THE SHIPYARDS A COAT OF RED LEAD MISS MURDOCK,--"SPECIAL" THE BEGUILING OF PETER GRIGGS MISS JENNINGS'S COMPANION SAM JOPLIN'S EPIGASTRIC NERVE MISS BUFFUM'S NEW BOARDER CAPTAIN JOE AND THE SUSIE ANN "AGAINST ORDERS" MUGGLES'S SUPREME MOMENT
To my Readers:
This collection of stories has been labelled "The Veiled Lady" as being the easiest way out of a dilemma; and yet the title may be misleading. While, beyond doubt, there is between these covers a most charming and lovable Houri, to whom the nightingales sing lullabies, there can also be found a surpassingly beautiful Venetian whose love affairs upset a Quarter, a common-sense, motherly nurse whose heart warmed toward her companion in the adjoining berth, a plucky New England girl with the courage of her convictions, and a prim spinster whose only consolation was the boarder who sat opposite.
Nor does the list by any means end here. Rough sea-dogs, with friendly feelings toward other dogs, crop up, as well as brave Titans who make derricks of their arms and fender-piles of their bodies. Here, too, are skinny, sun-dried Excellencies with a taste for revolutions, well-groomed club swells with a taste for adventure and cocktails, not to mention half a dozen gay, rollicking Bohemians with a taste for everything that came their way.
Perhaps it might have been best to enclose each story in a separate cover, and then to dump the unassorted lot upon the table, where those who wished could make their choice. And yet, as I turn the leaves, I must admit that, after all, the present form is best, since each and every incident, situation, and bit of local color has either passed before or was poured into the wide-open eyes and willing ears of your most humble and obedient servant
A Staid Old Painter.
150 East 34th Street, New York, March 13, 1907.
THE VEILED LADY OF STAMBOUL
Joe Hornstog told me this story--the first part of it; the last part of it came to me in a way which proves how small the world is.
Joe belongs to that conglomerate mass of heterogeneous nationalities found around the Golden Horn, whose ancestry is as difficult to trace as a gypsy's. He says he is a "Jew gentleman from Germany," but he can't prove it, and he knows he can't.
There is no question about his being part Jew, and there is a strong probability of his being part German, and, strange to say, there is not the slightest doubt of his being part gentleman--in his own estimation; and I must say in mine, when I look back over an acquaintance covering many years and remember how completely my bank account was at his disposal and how little of its contents he appropriated.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: The Veiled Lady and Other Men and Women by Smith
- 2: As to these dogs of Armenians this last was Joe's
- 3: Hornstog raised his shoulders level with his ears
- 4: All veiled in a gossamer thin as a spider's web
- 5: That man on the horse is Serim Pasha
- 6: It all began in a caique or rather in two caiques
- 7: Both caiques were laid up for the season
- 8: Yuleima had cried her eyes out
- 9: And who would pay forfeit with her head if Yuleima escaped
- 10: I did not go to Scutari the next day
- 11: Joe dug his knuckles into my thigh
- 12: Tightening one of the legs of my easel
- 13: Mahmoud was staring into my eyes now
- 14: Pulled her dripping wet from the canal
- 15: After this Loretta became part of my establishment
- 16: Over whom Luigi also shrugged his shoulders
- 17: The Zanalettos and Borodinis naturally fraternize
- 18: Vittorio laughed so loud and so long
- 19: Vittorio would find out his mistake
- 20: And the Borodinis turned out in great force
- 21: You know her eyes they are not like our Giudecca girls
- 22: She will touch nothing Vittorio gave her
- 23: Against the wall stood Loretta
- 24: She and Vittorio are back in their garden
- 25: When I remonstrate with Mawkum
- 26: Dropped the red lined end of the capa
- 27: That I had no secrets from Senor Mawkum
- 28: Passed up the gangplank of the Tampico
- 29: Always commented upon by Mawkum
- 30: Has Senor Garlicho been awarded the contract
- 31: I did not know what Garlicho was up to
- 32: You don't seem to agree with Senor Garlicho
- 33: Another is to divide with Paramba every dollar he makes
- 34: A letter from Jonathan received that morning
- 35: You'll find him fust tree out in the spring
- 36: And Marvin would give them a ride free
- 37: It was a bad night for Katie to go out
- 38: Then he turned to Katie You better go home
- 39: Joe watched her until she caught an uptown car
- 40: You've got Katie Murdock fired
- 41: Ice and potato sort of grocery
- 42: It's a queer head this head of Peter Griggs
- 43: Everybody is lonesome on Thanksgiving if he's away from home
- 44: We had soup and fish and an Italian ragout
- 45: It's nine dollars and sixty cints
- 46: What the Bostonian thought of me
- 47: He's got a lot o' thim up where he lives
- 48: Getting louder and louder as it reached my door
- 49: Its spout resting on the edge of the gangplank
- 50: The scenes on the gangplank were now repeated on the steamer
- 51: Rejoined Miss Jennings cheerily
- 52: That Hobson went back to Cherbourg on the tender
- 53: Sister Teresa rose to her feet
- 54: Sister Teresa waited until Miss Jennings had entered
- 55: Commanding voice Miss Jennings
- 56: Who was speaking Samuel Epigastric Joplin
- 57: No man's epigastric can stand it
- 58: Pasted and hung singly and in groups sketches in oil
- 59: Whispered Marny in a stage voice to Pudfut
- 60: On this particular night Joplin
- 61: Malone and Schonholz had raised themselves on their elbows
- 62: And so did Schonholz and Malone
- 63: Remarked Pudfut in an undertone
- 64: Cost Joppy a lot of money and break up all his summer work
- 65: Joppy thin was pretty good fun
- 66: When they reached Joplin he was still clinging to Tine
- 67: Go now to Stuckbad for two weeks
- 68: As for Miss Buffum and the schoolmistress
- 69: Although I don't know any Danes
- 70: Instantly my doubts returned with redoubled force
- 71: Don't waste your time on essays or statistics
- 72: You see they are signed 'Norvic Bing
- 73: Of the men who guarded his person
- 74: With not a trace of jollity about him but Bing all the same
- 75: And now the bosom friend of Princes and Ambassadors
- 76: The quickness with which Alcorn had risen to the occasion
- 77: Alcorn turned quickly and looked into my face
- 78: Baxter maintained a dogged silence
- 79: Shark Ledge wasn't the worst place on the coast
- 80: Its window looking toward Montauk
- 81: Captain Joe continued stripping off his leaden breastplate
- 82: The surging vessel and the scared face of Baxter
- 83: The water cushion of the outsuck helped
- 84: On the rescuing yawl speeding toward the spar buoy
- 85: Go and dig a hole and BOTH on ye git in it
- 86: Tigers stretched out in cages produce this effect
- 87: But there was no gasp and no cry
- 88: But that racket aboard the Zampa was the worst yet
- 89: And they certainly were scared
- 90: But she'd locked herself in the stateroom
- 91: And kept on his way down the ladder to the boat
- 92: His tarpaulins glistening with spray
- 93: With direct lineage from the Earl of Clanworthy john
- 94: Muggles dropped his legs to the floor
- 95: And hence the bed quilt of mint
- 96: After this he would pattern his conduct after Monteith
- 97: Maybe Muggles wasn't such a goat
- 98: A shower of sparks and smoke would obscure Muggles
