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THE WAR IN THE AIR
By H. G. Wells
CONTENTS
I. OF PROGRESS AND THE SMALLWAYS FAMILY II. HOW BERT SMALLWAYS GOT INTO DIFFICULTIES III. THE BALLOON IV. THE GERMAN AIR-FLEET V. THE BATTLE OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC VI. HOW WAR CAME TO NEW YORK VII. THE "VATERLAND" IS DISABLED VIII. A WORLD AT WAR IX. ON GOAT ISLAND X. THE WORLD UNDER THE WAR XI. THE GREAT COLLAPSE THE EPILOGUE
PREFACE TO REPRINT EDITION
The reader should grasp clearly the date at which this book was written. It was done in 1907: it appeared in various magazines as a serial in 1908 and it was published in the Fall of that year. At that time the aeroplane was, for most people, merely a rumour and the "Sausage" held the air. The contemporary reader has all the advantage of ten years' experience since this story was imagined. He can correct his author at a dozen points and estimate the value of these warnings by the standard of a decade of realities. The book is weak on anti-aircraft guns, for example, and still more negligent of submarines. Much, no doubt, will strike the reader as quaint and limited but upon much the writer may not unreasonably plume himself. The interpretation of the German spirit must have read as a caricature in 1908. Was it a caricature? Prince Karl seemed a fantasy then. Reality has since copied Prince Carl with an astonishing faithfulness. Is it too much to hope that some democratic "Bert" may not ultimately get even with his Highness? Our author tells us in this book, as he has told us in others, more especially in The World Set Free, and as he has been telling us this year in his War and the Future, that if mankind goes on with war, the smash-up of civilization is inevitable. It is chaos or the United States of the World for mankind. There is no other choice. Ten years have but added an enormous conviction to the message of this book. It remains essentially right, a pamphlet story--in support of the League to Enforce Peace. K.
THE WAR IN THE AIR
CHAPTER I. OF PROGRESS AND THE SMALLWAYS FAMILY
1
"This here Progress," said Mr. Tom Smallways, "it keeps on."
"You'd hardly think it could keep on," said Mr. Tom Smallways.
It was along before the War in the Air began that Mr. Smallways made this remark. He was sitting on the fence at the end of his garden and surveying the great Bun Hill gas-works with an eye that neither praised nor blamed. Above the clustering gasometers three unfamiliar shapes appeared, thin, wallowing bladders that flapped and rolled about, and grew bigger and bigger and rounder and rounder--balloons in course of inflation for the South of England Aero Club's Saturday-afternoon ascent.
"They goes up every Saturday," said his neighbour, Mr. Stringer, the milkman. "It's only yestiday, so to speak, when all London turned out to see a balloon go over, and now every little place in the country has its weekly-outings--uppings, rather. It's been the salvation of them gas companies."
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: The War in the Air by H. G. Wells
- 2: Could remember Bun Hill as an idyllic Kentish village
- 3: And then young Bert Smallways got a motor bicycle
- 4: Now every body's orf everywhere
- 5: And Grubb put in the window this inscription
- 6: Also a junction on the suburban mono rail system
- 7: People asked in mono rail trains
- 8: Whither his motor bicycle had brought him
- 9: Butteridge could be seen sitting astride
- 10: Butteridge at his proper value
- 11: 6Tom and Bert Smallways both saw that return
- 12: He used to say lurve England
- 13: Most had hedged a little with ambiguous conditions
- 14: The Grubb business was in difficulties
- 15: Grubb would ignore all verbal complaints
- 16: I've HAD dogs that aren't deaf
- 17: Miss Flossie Bright and Miss Edna Bunthorne
- 18: Among other things they talked aeronautics
- 19: Scrabbling terribly wet sand
- 20: Produced an excellent large tarpaulin
- 21: Grubb wass short and inattentive with him
- 22: No more teuf teuf teuf for Bert Smallways for a year or two
- 23: I'm not going to be held responsible for that trailer
- 24: And then it seemed to him that afar off he heard the twankle
- 25: And Grubb fell back on white dominoes
- 26: Said Grubb re appeared with a leap
- 27: The balloon ceased to struggle
- 28: Butteridge was knee deep in the water
- 29: THE BALLOONIBert Smallways was a vulgar little creature
- 30: Wonder how long a balloon keeps up
- 31: Butteridge had already discovered
- 32: Butteridge an interesting study
- 33: Vendre pour l'argent tout suite
- 34: Wrapped himself up warmly on the locker
- 35: And finally proceeded to unpick it
- 36: The uplands were mottled with cattle
- 37: The grapnel smashed down a steeply sloping roof
- 38: Released the grapnel rope from the toggle that held it
- 39: The airships chiefly engaged his attention
- 40: Bert Smallways lived confusingly wonderful
- 41: The world of Bert Smallways did nothing of the sort
- 42: France achieved similar imbecilities
- 43: In elaborating the apparatus of war
- 44: Lay the chance of an aerial rival
- 45: The airships receded down a great vista
- 46: Calling out something about mitbringen
- 47: The cabins under the heads of the airships were being lit up
- 48: You bet the Vaterland will be there
- 49: Bert parried that compliment a little awkwardly
- 50: Bert peeped with him out of the window
- 51: He had a vision of infuriated Butteridges
- 52: I'll 'ave old Butteridge on my track
- 53: I chuge by ze maps in your car
- 54: But it remofes our last uneasiness as to Great Pritain
- 55: Twenty thousand into the Benk of England
- 56: You shall haf five hundert poundts
- 57: Von Winterfeld made some explanation
- 58: The use of exhausted aluminium tubing
- 59: This gallery was all of aluminium magnesium alloy
- 60: And he became Smallways to all on board
- 61: And all carrying Charlottenburg steel guns
- 62: Kurt had a detailed knowledge of the Miles Standish
- 63: Kurt said that several of the men were sea sick
- 64: Smallways men I've talked to close
- 65: And Kurt talking to himself in German
- 66: Slowly the Vaterland sank down towards the clouds
- 67: But in plan and curiously foreshortened
- 68: He saw the queer German drachenflieger
- 69: The American ironclads were no longer in column formation
- 70: 5Steadily the Vaterland soared
- 71: Talking over his shoulder to Von Winterfeld and the Kapitan
- 72: But very distressing to his urbanised imagination
- 73: Kurt opened out folding chair and table
- 74: In her maritime and commercial ascendancy
- 75: Of their incredible and still more incredible explosives
- 76: And to divert it from any thought of aerial battle
- 77: And with the flagship going highest at the apex
- 78: The City Hall was asking for airships
- 79: And an uproar of nocturnal newsvendors began in the streets
- 80: The Vaterland did not even fling a bomb
- 81: Kurt regarded him for a moment with a mild distaste
- 82: The airship rose and signalled the flagship and City Hall
- 83: Burst over the middle gas chambers of the Bingen
- 84: And each shell raked the Wetterhorn from stem to stern
- 85: A faint screaming reached Bert
- 86: All the airships rolled and staggered
- 87: Bert with pantomime suddenness found himself alone
- 88: Like a picture Bert saw these things
- 89: The Vaterland was no longer fighting the gale
- 90: He had been dreaming confusedly of Edna
- 91: We don't know what aeroplanes the Americans have
- 92: And Kurt interpreted it as a summons to food
- 93: Kurt intervened with explanations
- 94: Kurt with a job to direct was altogether admirable
- 95: The Vaterland ripped and grounded
- 96: The tedious filing and winding of wires
- 97: In an improvised hovel lay Von Winterfeld
- 98: And presently he saw Kurt standing alone
- 99: While Kurt stood and watched him
- 100: Smallways there's war everywhere
- 101: At the sight of Asiatic airships
- 102: Almost inevitably towards social disorganisation
- 103: Everywhere went the airships dropping bombs
- 104: It was then that the Asiatic forces appeared
- 105: The drachenflieger were to have been the fighting weapon
- 106: Niagara city was still largely standing then
- 107: Bert received his instructions in German
- 108: It consisted of forty airships
- 109: The drachenflieger swooped to the attack
- 110: Came a long string of Asiatic swordsman
- 111: For the first time he saw the Asiatic airships closely
- 112: But the Hohenzollern had suffered too much for that
- 113: Was motionless now above Niagara city
- 114: And then the swordsman slashed again
- 115: With Jessica serving respectfully
- 116: A crumpled heap of clothes with sprawling limbs
- 117: With the first he found the wreckage of an aeronaut too
- 118: Poor old Kurt he thought it would happen
- 119: And I could do with a bit of brekker too
- 120: As he reascended the Biddle Stairs
- 121: You verstehen dis drachenflieger
- 122: Bert watched him and guessed his meaning
- 123: When Bert got to the refreshment shed
- 124: But who's the silly ass 'im or me
- 125: The Prince eyed Bert steadfastly
- 126: An Asiatic airship very far to the south
- 127: Bert fell back upon imprecations
- 128: Sleep compelling uproar of Niagara
- 129: You can't shoot a yawning man Bert found
- 130: That chap at Margit ought to 'ave tole me about it
- 131: Shattered fragments of boat and flying machine
- 132: Was flapping up above the Rapids
- 133: He determined to disengage the wing clutch
- 134: With his leg over the steering lever and
- 135: Beyond that he had learnt very little
- 136: And they scrutinised him and his cudgel scornfully
- 137: Bert selected one or two for reply
- 138: 3So Bert fell on his feet again
- 139: Logan both he and the kitten had found a congenial soul
- 140: It appeared Butteridge had died suddenly
- 141: Butteridge No one knows his secret
- 142: Laurier declared that unimportant
- 143: Deyse hung him and dey pulled his legs
- 144: One sees the world nearly at a maximum wealth and prosperity
- 145: The Europeanised civilisation was
- 146: Had placed their aeronautic parks in North India
- 147: So that a universal social collapse followed
- 148: The lost secret of the Butteridge machine came to light
- 149: In Cardiff he had felt the need of new clothes and a weapon
- 150: And then suddenly would come the Dureresque element
- 151: And Jessica upstairs delirious
- 152: To an aunt and uncle who had a brickfield near Horsham
- 153: Then Bert stood still meditating
- 154: For he was Tom Smallways the son
- 155: And on weekdays he was an amiable and kindly old man
- 156: Where there was bicycles no end
- 157: I been about by day orfen and orfen
- 158: Gasped Teddy in an unendurable pause
- 159: His voice became luscious Benanas
- 160: Gluckstein 'e tried to stop me
- 161: And after a bit nobody arst 'em to give in
