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THE _YOUNG GENTLEMAN AND LADY's_
MONITOR,
AND
_ENGLISH TEACHER's_
ASSISTANT:
BEING
A COLLECTION OF SELECT PIECES
FROM OUR BEST MODERN WRITERS;
CALCULATED TO
Eradicate vulgar Prejudices and Rusticity of Manners; Improve the Understanding; Rectify the Will; Purify the Passions; Direct the Minds of Youth to the Pursuit of proper Objects; and to facilitate their Reading, Writing, and Speaking the English language, with Elegance and Propriety.
Particularly adapted for the use of our eminent Schools and Academies, as well as private persons, who have not an opportunity of perusing the Works of those celebrated Authors, from whence this collection is made.
DIVIDED INTO SMALL PORTIONS, FOR THE EASE OF READING IN CLASSES.
THE LATEST EDITION.
_BY J. HAMILTON MOORE_,
AUTHOR OF
THE PRACTICAL NAVIGATOR AND SEAMAN'S NEW DAILY ASSISTANT.
1802.
PREFACE.
_As the design of Learning is to render persons agreeable companions to themselves, and useful members of society; to support solitude with pleasure, and to pass through promiscuous temptations with prudence; 'tis presumed, this compilation will not be unacceptable; being composed of pieces selected from the most celebrated moral writers in the English language, equally calculated to promote the principles of religion, and to render youth vigilant in discharging, the social and relative duties in the several stations of life; by instilling into their minds such maxims of virtue and good-breeding, as tend to eradicate local prejudices and rusticity of manners; and at the same time, habituate them to an elegant manner of expressing themselves either in Writing or Speaking._
_And as the first impression made on the minds of youth is the most lasting, great care should be taken to furnish them with such seeds of reason and philosophy as may rectify and sweeten every part of their future lives; by marking out a proper behaviour both with respect to themselves and others, and exhibiting every virtue to their view which claims their attention, and every vice which they ought to avoid. Instead of this, we generally see youth suffered to read romances, which impress on their minds such notions of Fairies, Goblins, &c. that exist only in the imagination, and, being strongly imbibed, take much time to eradicate, and very often baffle all the powers of philosophy. If books abounding with moral instructions, conveyed in a proper manner, were given in their stead, the frequent reading of them would implant in their mind such ideas and sentiments, as would enable them to guard against those prejudices so frequently met with amongst the ignorant._
_Nor is it possible that any person can speak or write with elegance and propriety, who has not been taught to read well, and in such books where the sentiments are just and the language pure._
_An insipid flatness and languor is almost the universal fault in reading; often uttering their words so faint and feeble, that they appear neither to feel nor understand what they read, nor have any desire it should be understood or felt by others. In order to acquire a forcible manner of pronouncing words, let the pupils inure themselves, while reading, to draw in as much air as their lungs can contain with ease, and to expel it with vehemence in uttering those sounds which require an emphatical pronunciation, and read aloud with all the exertion they can command; let all the consonant sounds be expressed with a full impulse of the breath, and a forcible action of the organs employed in forming them; and all the vowel sounds have a full and bold utterance._
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: The Young Gentleman and Lady's Monitor, and Englis
- 2: After they have run over the rules of syntax
- 3: On the Omniscience and Omnipresence of the Deity
- 4: Soliloquy and Prayer of Edward the Black Prince
- 5: And outshines the rest of his cotemporaries
- 6: Neither hast asked riches for thyself
- 7: Keeps up a perpetual cheerfulness of temper
- 8: Should be useful and innocent diversion
- 9: Rhadamanthus smiled at the simplicity of the good woman
- 10: Sinking my stays Rhadamanthus
- 11: Avoid the character of frivolous
- 12: Modesty is the citidel of beauty and virtue
- 13: Widely differs from an aukward bashfulness
- 14: Forwardness being the very reverse of modesty
- 15: Which sort of consciousness is what we call affectation
- 16: That a man can act with a laudable sufficiency
- 17: And for which nature never designed them
- 18: But Caelia 's tongue runs incessantly
- 19: But Semanthe has taken up an affectation to white and red
- 20: Varilas has this quality to the highest perfection
- 21: Wherein nothing is shewn but in its degeneracy
- 22: Whoso casteth a stone at the birds
- 23: And in others as odious and detestable
- 24: I do not remember that Achates
- 25: And am an utter enemy to all manner of detraction
- 26: Another pursued the discourse As unbred
- 27: For to counterfeit and dissemble
- 28: Of which the crafty man is always in danger
- 29: And her stratagems are not easily discovered
- 30: But the prosperity of the lyar is of short duration
- 31: And give new powers to diligence
- 32: As of negligence and instability
- 33: Aliger was pleased with this general smile of mankind
- 34: A bundle of pipes and strainers
- 35: Was the death of several foxes
- 36: And filled it with several drugs
- 37: A man could not be well guilty of gluttony
- 38: In this opinion of the easiness of secrecy
- 39: And treachery for the most part combined with folly
- 40: Who first tells his secret to Caius
- 41: I have always preferred cheerfulness to mirth
- 42: Can reasonably deprive us of this cheerfulness of heart
- 43: Has two perpetual sources of cheerfulness
- 44: Health and cheerfulness mutually beget each other
- 45: I the more inculcate this cheerfulness of temper
- 46: Favours more of cunning than of discretion
- 47: Cunning is only the mimic of discretion
- 48: That yonder mole hill is inhabited by reasonable creatures
- 49: The pismire of quality and his flatterers
- 50: That drunkenness does not produce
- 51: He would even then think of a debauch with horror
- 52: As the gift of Astraea to that bacchanal
- 53: Were he shewn this intellectual faculty in a female gamester
- 54: Are the natural indications of a female gamester
- 55: Every word or motion produces a train of whispers
- 56: That they render themselves like Venus
- 57: Dimples are produced by a smile
- 58: The smiles and languishments of art will vanish
- 59: While Laetitia was listened to with partiality
- 60: Wert thou but as handsome as Laetitia
- 61: By the most agreeable participation
- 62: Others are prompted to by honour
- 63: Timogenes would have scorned to have betrayed a secret
- 64: They declare his kindred to the brute
- 65: The greatest geniuses have commonly the strongest affections
- 66: The satisfaction of the audience
- 67: Who are for depreciating mankind
- 68: Poesy cheereth and refresheth the soul
- 69: Our employments are changed into diversions
- 70: Have placed labour before virtue
- 71: And a pretty young Quaker woman
- 72: That as cleanliness renders us agreeable to others
- 73: The dervise approached it to beg a blessing
- 74: The Disadvantages of a bad Education
- 75: Or swing my hands like my tutor
- 76: And not like those of the other sex
- 77: There have been famous female Pythagorians
- 78: Pulcheria was charmed with her conversation
- 79: Had not my friend found out this expedient to break the omen
- 80: We cannot forbear being grieved at what they say
- 81: Who are used to suffer reproaches
- 82: Which are apt to captivate the heart of man
- 83: Content is equivalent to wealth
- 84: They may shew him that his discontent is unreasonable
- 85: Human Miseries chiefly imaginary
- 86: When the whole race of mankind had thus cast their burthens
- 87: I could not forbear laughing at myself
- 88: Exemplified in the Choice of Hercules
- 89: The banquets of my votaries are never costly
- 90: Amanda was in the bloom of her youth and beauty
- 91: With a proposal that insults our misfortunes
- 92: Helim was also governor of the black palace
- 93: That he sent for Helim the next morning
- 94: They are to be found at length in the history of Helim
- 95: At length Helim bethought himself
- 96: Helim was very luckily there at that time
- 97: Presumption will be easily corrected
- 98: There is another species of false intelligence
- 99: Fortitude founded upon the fear of God
- 100: Plutarch cannot forbear on this occasion
- 101: Still continued to bring me new remonstrances
- 102: A man guilty of poverty easily believes himself suspected
- 103: If it be unhappy to have one patron
- 104: Hippodamus therefore set forward with great expedition
- 105: A reward which nothing but that necessity
- 106: And multitudes boasted of an intimacy with Melissa
- 107: That Melissa could sink beneath her established rank
- 108: That Melissa was liable to error
- 109: Which enlightens this part of the creation
- 110: Who calls it the sensorium of the Godhead
- 111: That his omniscience and omnipresence are co existent
- 112: Lies under the displeasure of him
- 113: Bonorum malorumque custos et observator
- 114: And encompassed with inferior deities
- 115: The senses are faculties of the human soul
- 116: A lewd young fellow seeing an aged hermit go by him barefoot
- 117: We are sure that our endeavours will succeed
- 118: And of the great distance of that second duration
- 119: That is in a perpetual progress of improvements
- 120: Methinks this single consideration
- 121: Had he only made one species animals
- 122: Than we are from the lowest state of being
- 123: To provide for her necessary sustenance
- 124: Complaisance renders a superior amiable
- 125: Usefully carried on by a barter of attentions
- 126: And justly authorize familiarity
- 127: He will not eat aukwardly or dirtily
- 128: Merely for their genteel carriage and good breeding
- 129: When an aukward fellow first comes into a room
- 130: Is exceedingly aukward and vulgar
- 131: To whom long nails would be troublesome
- 132: Prevent him from speaking correctly
- 133: Than which nothing is more vulgar
- 134: Begin his compliments of condolence with
- 135: A continual inattention to matters that occur
- 136: I never yet found a man inattentive to the person he feared
- 137: Though some men have one foible
- 138: They find out the weak and unguarded part
- 139: Every one pretends to have common sense
- 140: Of these proffered friendships
- 141: In this fashionable good company alone
- 142: Were they free from their vices
- 143: Abstain then from this silly custom
- 144: It marks the gentleman to handle them genteelly
- 145: Though not enjoined to secrecy
- 146: The first is on the subject of vanity
- 147: But if you take pains to mortify him
- 148: I would detest the knave and pity the fool
- 149: He is little else than a buffoon
- 150: And it surely can never be blameable
- 151: And converse in the common received sentiments of mankind
- 152: These seldom fail to create envy
- 153: Raillery is no longer agreeable
- 154: Give your reasons with the inmost coolness and modesty
- 155: Avoid telling stories in company
- 156: Incessant talkers are very disagreeable companions
- 157: There is nothing so unpardonably rude
- 158: Never accustom yourself to scandal
- 159: To shew you are neither displeased yourself
- 160: Real merit will always shew itself
- 161: Curino was a young man brought up to a reputable trade
- 162: The certain and constant duties of the closet
- 163: Together with the articles of partnership
- 164: Is the vale of misery and the tide of water that thou seest
- 165: That perch in great numbers upon the middle arches
- 166: Reaching further than thine eye
- 167: Ortogrul mingled with the attendants
- 168: Ortogrul heard his flatterers without delight
- 169: With the reviving promise of that deliverance
- 170: With reverent and obedient hearts
- 171: Were temporal rewards and punishments
- 172: Carries on the history from the death of Joshua
- 173: Nehemiah carries on the history for about twelve years
- 174: The Proverbs and Ecclesiastes are rich stores of wisdom
- 175: The other books of the Apocrypha
- 176: The heart that is unmoved by it
- 177: Attended by millions of celestial beings
- 178: That it is what mortal eye hath not seen
- 179: And xv chapters of the Epistle to the Romans
- 180: Some part of his second Epistle is prophetical
- 181: So productive of true pleasure
- 182: May be so inwardly grafted in our hearts and memories
- 183: Which was afterwards begun by Columbus
- 184: I shall not mention one Martin Behem
- 185: Whom we call Americus Vespusius
- 186: Were not wanting in Mexico and Peru
- 187: Carried the bullion in parcels
- 188: But the Governors of Cuba and Hispaniola
- 189: In the fourth consulship of Titus Quinctius
- 190: The AEsquiline is near being taken
- 191: The Patricians are offended at this
- 192: Where those effeminate Patricians
- 193: A rumour was spread that Philip was sick
- 194: And detested flattery and servile compliance
- 195: What you waste in unprofitable pleasures at home
- 196: Hic erit alendus ambitu hunc mordebit objurgetio
- 197: As Quintillian says here of his son
- 198: Enchantingly sung Columbia
- 199: Ye vernal blooms Ye bow'ry thickets
- 200: Oft to Idalia on a golden cloud
- 201: Tips with etherial dew the mountain's brim
- 202: Before the beamy sun dispens'd a ray
- 203: Confus'dly gay with interwoven gold
- 204: The burning wheels on golden axles turn'd
- 205: Harmonious mingle in the nuptial rite
- 206: When last at church the gaudy Nymph was seen
- 207: Long let it warble round the spheres
- 208: At aught thy wisdom has deny'd
- 209: Who was the wonder of our wand'ring swains
- 210: The hospitable sire Bid goody Baucis mend the fire
- 211: Points out the place of either yew Here Baucis
- 212: That lifts me to the summit of renown
- 213: That now meet'st the orient fun
- 214: And doom'd in scanty poverty to roam
- 215: With eyes severe and beard of formal cut
- 216: And revenge her slaughter'd citizens
- 217: This longing after immortality
- 218: Methinks he seems no bigger than one's head
- 219: If you wrong us shall we not revenge
- 220: Repentance Were second guilt
- 221: And I would teach these nineteen
- 222: Two rogues in buckram suits
- 223: Because Caesar refused the crown
- 224: Is the most difficult part of delivery
- 225: Before he poizes his body on the other leg
- 226: And while the pupil is speaking
- 227: Animated pronunciation for which purpose
- 228: The impropriety will be palpable
- 229: Boys will infallibly contract some action
- 230: Shew a mind agitated with fury
- 231: There are instances of raillery in scripture itself
- 232: Draws down the eyebrows a little
- 233: Draws the eyebrows down upon the eyes
- 234: Waved gently toward the person acquitted
- 235: Ascription of honour and praise to the peerless
- 236: Puts on the looks and gesture of modesty
- 237: Motions and gestures as can be made
- 238: Disgraces the bloated countenance
- 239: Jealousy shews itself by restlessness
- 240: And the knees tottering under the body
- 241: This syllable ought to be rightly known
- 242: Cadence is the reverse of emphasis
