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[Illustration: CORPORAL HOLMES IN THE UNIFORM OF THE 22ND LONDON BATTALION, QUEEN'S ROYAL WEST SURREY REGIMENT, H.M. IMPERIAL ARMY. _Frontispiece_.]
A YANKEE IN THE TRENCHES
By
R. DERBY HOLMES
CORPORAL OF THE 22D LONDON BATTALION OF THE QUEEN'S ROYAL WEST SURREY REGIMENT
_ILLUSTRATED FROM PHOTOGRAPHS_
BOSTON LITTLE, BROWN, AND COMPANY 1918
Dedication
TO MARION A. PUTTEE, SOUTHALL, MIDDLESEX, ENGLAND, I DEDICATE THIS BOOK AS A TOKEN OF APPRECIATION FOR ALL THE LOVING THOUGHTS AND DEEDS BESTOWED UPON ME WHEN I WAS A STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND
FOREWORD
I have tried as an American in writing this book to give the public a complete view of the trenches and life on the Western Front as it appeared to me, and also my impression of conditions and men as I found them. It has been a pleasure to write it, and now that I have finished I am genuinely sorry that I cannot go further. On the lecture tour I find that people ask me questions, and I have tried in this book to give in detail many things about the quieter side of war that to an audience would seem too tame. I feel that the public want to know how the soldiers live when not in the trenches, for all the time out there is not spent in killing and carnage. As in the case of all men in the trenches, I heard things and stories that especially impressed me, so I have written them as hearsay, not taking to myself credit as their originator. I trust that the reader will find as much joy in the cockney character as I did and which I have tried to show the public; let me say now that no finer body of men than those Bermondsey boys of my battalion could be found.
I think it fair to say that in compiling the trench terms at the end of this book I have not copied any war book, but I have given in each case my own version of the words, though I will confess that the idea and necessity of having such a list sprang from reading Sergeant Empey's "Over the Top." It would be impossible to write a book that the people would understand without the aid of such a glossary.
It is my sincere wish that after reading this book the reader may have a clearer conception of what this great world war means and what our soldiers are contending with, and that it may awaken the American people to the danger of Prussianism so that when in the future there is a call for funds for Liberty Loans, Red Cross work, or Y.M.C.A., there will be no slacking, for they form the real triangular sign to a successful termination of this terrible conflict.
R. DERBY HOLMES.
CONTENTS
FOREWORD I JOINING THE BRITISH ARMY II GOING IN III A TRENCH RAID IV A FEW DAYS' REST IN BILLETS V FEEDING THE TOMMIES VI HIKING TO VIMY RIDGE VII FASCINATION OF PATROL WORK VIII ON THE GO IX FIRST SIGHT OF THE TANKS X FOLLOWING THE TANKS INTO BATTLE XI PRISONERS XII I BECOME A BOMBER XIII BACK ON THE SOMME AGAIN XIV THE LAST TIME OVER THE TOP XV BITS OF BLIGHTY XVI SUGGESTIONS FOR "SAMMY" GLOSSARY OF ARMY SLANG
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: A Yankee in the Trenches by Robert Derby Holmes
- 2: Corporal Holmes with Company Office Force
- 3: He wasn't called a cootie aboard ship
- 4: The only place I knew in Canada was Campobello Island
- 5: In the two months I completed the musketry course
- 6: Harfleur was a miserable place
- 7: And they did the customary grousing over the added load
- 8: A dug out built for about four
- 9: Since we were just out from Blighty
- 10: Kip in this case meant closing our eyes and dozing
- 11: The barrage fire kept up right up to zero
- 12: Blofeld chucked in two or three Millses and away we went
- 13: For some reason the Germans did not shell Bully Grenay
- 14: We had to kip with our greatcoats pulled up over our heads
- 15: But the beau fils is too weak to go
- 16: The cootie isn't at all fastidious
- 17: In billets the diet is more varied
- 18: Except bully beef or Maconochie
- 19: Hut or in the estaminets while we were in Petite Saens
- 20: What a Merry Plyce is Hengland
- 21: And in spite of the comfortable time at Petite Saens
- 22: We commenced our hike as it is was getting dark
- 23: And Number 12 to the right sector
- 24: Bellinger wanted to wait a while
- 25: But a perfectly live Boche patrol lying doggo
- 26: I was greeted by a Canadian corporal
- 27: We were two days in the Grouse Spots and were then relieved
- 28: This was on the lower side and to the left end of Vimy Ridge
- 29: And the whole side of the Pimple had been torn away
- 30: Was fair during all of that hiking time
- 31: An officer is sure to trot up and say Corporal Holmes
- 32: Still speaking in his monotonous drone
- 33: My confirmation came at Dieval
- 34: Wot'd th' Belgiums hever do fer us
- 35: We brought up at Canchy of a Sunday afternoon
- 36: Were squatted around a brazier cooking char and getting warm
- 37: His love of Blighty shows that
- 38: Bealer was startled and jumped and begun to stutter
- 39: Illustration HEAD ON VIEW OF A BRITISH TANK
- 40: All through the bombardment Fritz was comparatively quiet
- 41: There was a tank just ahead of me
- 42: The other two companies had less than one hundred casualties
- 43: By the time we got to the Boche trenches
- 44: Crane dove at him and grabbed his wrist
- 45: He thought he would put me in the Battalion Bombers
- 46: Gave them another round of Millses
- 47: We would chase them back from the barricade
- 48: Then Bones cursed the rum and took another nip
- 49: Also burning and behind the Boche lines
- 50: A big shell had slammed down on us
- 51: I sure was glad when old Wellsie hopped out and grabbed me
- 52: Hi got a blighter 'ere wif only one leg
- 53: My mascot was the aforesaid and much revered Dinky
- 54: With word that the platoon commanders were wanted
- 55: Ordering us up for the rum issue
- 56: The hail of bullets grew even worse
- 57: The next thing I remember I was on a stretcher
- 58: CHAPTER XVBITS OF BLIGHTY Blighty meant life
- 59: As the hospital was very near Southall
- 60: B categories are for base service
- 61: Since my discharge is dated the twenty eighth of May
- 62: As every ounce counts in the pack when he is hiking
- 63: It is the only thing sold that will do the cooty in
- 64: You'll use the periscope mirror in the trenches
- 65: Chat Officers' term for cootie
- 66: Minnies German trench mortar projectiles
