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The Young Dragoon Every Day Life of a Soldier By A.W. Drayson Illustrations by Richard Huttula Published by Ward, Lock, and Tyler, London.
The Young Dragoon, by A.W. Drayson.
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________________________________________________________________________ THE YOUNG DRAGOON, BY A.W. DRAYSON.
CHAPTER ONE.
Dear lovely bowers of innocence and ease, Seats of my youth, when every sport could please; How often have I loiter'd o'er thy green, Where humble happiness endeared each scene!
Goldsmith.
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I am a soldier, Frederick Trenchard, at your service. The prospect before me in my early days was, that instead of following the drum I should have followed the plough. My father was a farmer, living in the Midland counties; and I am the only one of a numerous family and a wide circle of family friends who ever took the Queen's Shilling, and turned the ploughshare into a sword. My grandfather was a farmer; my uncle was a farmer; my cousin who married the heiress was a gentleman farmer; my cousin who fell in love with beer and skittles was a farm labourer. We were all of us sons of the soil, and it was the popular opinion in our family, that even sailors were no better than they should be (and, Heaven help us all, I suppose we none of us are), but that soldiers were utter outcasts--Sawney Beans in her Majesty's livery--vultures in red coats and pipeclay--at which even Job Chequers, of the Green Man, shook his head, objecting strongly to the billet, and assuring everybody whom it concerned, or did not, that he would sooner pay the billet twice than lodge a soldier once.
There was a tradition in the village of a certain young Meadows who had gone for a soldier; what became of him I never heard, but always was taught to imagine the worst; as whenever it happened that any youngster had been engaged in a frolic, the wiseacres shook their heads, and said--"Ah! they saw how it would be--just like Meadows." Now, I would not for a moment lead any of my readers to suppose that a soldiering life is the best a man can lead. Very far from that is the case. When I enlisted it was said of me, that I had given up a good home, sacrificed the esteem of every member of my family for the life of a vagabond. This was very far from being the case either. To be sure I gave up a good home, exchanging it for a life in barracks to begin with, and a life of peril to go on with; but I was not a vagabond, neither was there anything in what I had done to forfeit the esteem of good people. All sorts are wanted in this world. When we have all learned to be peaceable; when there is no foe to withstand, no skulking enemy to overcome, then I suppose Cincinnatus will return to his cabbages; till then the soldier is a necessity, and by his good sword and his strong arm the wealth of our country is preserved from the hand of the spoiler, and our honour maintained in the face of the world.
I am thinking of that dear old home of mine; the quiet village street, the little church, the _littler_ clerk (forgive the grammar) who said Amen on Sundays--I am thinking of the squire's house, encircled by a brotherhood of ancient elms, of the green pastures that led down to the river, of the yellow uplands that made the farmer's heart rejoice--I am thinking of our own quiet homestead. A middling-sized farm was ours, but it had been ours for many a long year, and it was not burdened by mortgage; we were able to pay our way, and if father, when he rode his old cob "Billy" to market on Mondays, and dined with other farmers at the "Stag's Head," grumbled, do not all farmers grumble? and I expect they have done so ever since the first sickle was thrust into ripened corn.
Table of contents (by pages)
- 1: The Young Dragoon by A.W. Drayson
- 2: We were enabled to reach the roof of the chancel
- 3: Nobody was bold enough to enter the belfry
- 4: There I purchased three oaten cakes
- 5: So I wended my way to Sheffield
- 6: Said Jerry the man who had jokingly called him a cannibal
- 7: I've only this one shilling and fivepence in copper
- 8: From the sergeant they were seated
- 9: But the sergeant was inexorable
- 10: And these only cost eightpence
- 11: Become a very smart and well conducted hussar
- 12: What shall I say to Old Dorcas
- 13: But I gave him the name of Restless
- 14: After which we were dismissed to our respective billets
- 15: As the demolition of the dumpling continued
- 16: And with the rest of the owners of carbines and pouches
- 17: They were both deserters Mason from the 82nd foot
- 18: Quick as thought Willie dropped on one knee
- 19: Some one rapped gently at the wicket
- 20: And she was seen to enter the Mitre Hotel
- 21: While the head quarters of our regiment lay in Hounslow
- 22: He must have been on the road between Hounslow and Windsor
- 23: On came Jocko at a tearing pace
- 24: For shure you must have been bow legged from an infant
- 25: Poor Bob Norris was divested of his arms
- 26: Being on a two months' furlough
- 27: I wore only the scarlet pelisse
- 28: Besides these furloughs granted to well conducted soldiers
- 29: Larry generally came to barracks in high spirits
- 30: You're the bravest man I ever seen on sintry here
- 31: Whence he had been on furlough
- 32: The swells will sometimes indulge in tooth powder
- 33: The fashion of dyeing the moustachios
- 34: Well known in barracks as Soapy
- 35: When asked how he liked the pills
- 36: For discharging a soldier with ignominy
- 37: Made of catgut is produced by the farrier major
- 38: The sergeant had been to the gold diggings in California
- 39: The ravine about twenty feet deep
- 40: Throwing white froth from their parched mouths
- 41: My bowie was as keen as a razor
- 42: After replenishing my fire and reloading my revolver
- 43: And enjoined to keep a sharp look out for Camanches
- 44: And my little Josey screeching like mad
- 45: Because of their being carried on in barracks
- 46: The band invariably accompanies the regiment to church
- 47: The veterinary surgeon is responsible as to their health
- 48: As at Aldershot and the Curragh camp
- 49: A sling is passed under the horse's belly
- 50: Which the lawless mob either destroyed or consumed
- 51: With the yeomanry and police in our rear
- 52: To militia and volunteer corps
- 53: As bullet after bullet whistles through the ranks
- 54: Amidst the clash of the sabre scabbards on the stirrup irons
- 55: If well drilled to the use of the bayonet
- 56: Between the stock of the carbine crosswise
- 57: Wot he had bought from a butcher in Brummagem
- 58: He was a thorough bred bulldog
- 59: It was the enraged stonebreaker
- 60: In such an exposed situation as Aldershot
- 61: Having come direct from the West Indies
- 62: And have little more to say in reference to Aldershot
- 63: It is situate on a vast plain between Newbridge and Kildare
- 64: Before the camp at the Curragh was instituted
- 65: 000 men employed at the arsenal
- 66: The Rotunda itself was removed from Cariton Gardens
- 67: Or vicious horses are sent to Maidstone
- 68: But without stiffness or awkward constraint
- 69: And turn smartly to the right on both heels
- 70: The instructor should carefully place the hands
- 71: So that the cadence may not be lost
- 72: Squad is ordered to move in marching
- 73: I took my seat in the amphitheatre
- 74: And the brindle was assailing him about the neck
- 75: The grizzly cannot climb a tree
- 76: And told us that a large grizzly
- 77: Bringing with us a yearling heifer as a bait
- 78: The proximity of the bear alarmed the yearling
- 79: Mountain Thunder' was weighed at Sacramento
- 80: Named respectively Jake Barnes and Pete Tonsley
- 81: Jake returned with a sharp axe
- 82: Or somethin' catched into the seat of my britches
- 83: On our way for embarkation at Plymouth
- 84: And be better clothed and lodged than by remaining civilians
- 85: They would ransack a cottage when campaigning
- 86: Arrived at Gallipoli early in May
- 87: After which we marched to Aladyn
- 88: Ate one of these Bulgarian turkeys
- 89: And then cantered off in the direction of Varna
- 90: Was without a doubt the work of the Bashi Bazouks
- 91: As many of our men were removed to Monastir
- 92: And staff embarked on board the Caradoc
- 93: The Cossacks throwing themselves into their saddles
- 94: And our horses having been in slings the whole voyage
- 95: The Cossacks commenced to yell
- 96: And beard him in his own earthworks
- 97: At length Captain Nolan came up at a tearing gallop
- 98: The carriage of Prince Menschikoff also fell into our hands
- 99: Before our arrival at Balaclava
- 100: The shabraques and colours of the 11th
- 101: The 4th wore blue coatees and overalls
- 102: Behind these were squadron after squadron of cavalry
- 103: Captain Nolan galloped up with an order from Lord Raglan
- 104: My hands were terribly lacerated
- 105: Where a treaty of peace was concluded with Holkar
- 106: The regiment was employed against the Pindarees
- 107: Smith's Brigade reached Kotah ka Serai
